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9031 | 65.25% |
| No |
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1191 | 8.60% |
| Maybe |
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808 | 5.84% |
| I'm an idiot |
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460 | 3.32% |
| Waluigi |
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1603 | 11.58% |
| Waa |
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748 | 5.40% |
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Astro7x posted:To be fair, it was in the instruction manual dick shoulders and lady boob are characters in the newest title in the zelda series
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May 21, 2014 19:18
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To be honest since it's a spinoff I really just want Hyrule Warriors to be ridiculous Zelda fan fiction where I can play as all the different Links and maybe Beedle/Groose/Tingle
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May 21, 2014 19:18
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Help Im Alive posted:To be honest since it's a spinoff I really just want Hyrule Warriors to be ridiculous Zelda fan fiction where I can play as all the different Links and maybe Beedle/Groose/Tingle If Groose isn't playable there is no justice in the world.
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May 21, 2014 19:19
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WinnebagoWarrior posted:/\/\/\ I see you arent familiar with anime. Keep it that way Well, yeah, but what I'm saying is that sometimes it's actually the people at the top who make these choices.
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May 21, 2014 19:19
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Chernabog posted:Well, yeah, but what I'm saying is that sometimes it's actually the people at the top who make these choices. Sakamoto sticks his filthy hands into another project
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May 21, 2014 19:20
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The Taint Reaper posted:Nintendo should probably make more types of action games since action games are popular. I too want three video game consoles with near-identical libraries.
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May 21, 2014 19:21
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Random Stranger posted:The thing about the Musou series, though, is that the more focused games have been the weakest. They've been doing these smaller games based on properties lately and none of them have been well received even among people who like the Musou games. I want Hyrule Warriors to be good, but I'd definitely hold back from getting it immediately. Actually, to my knowledge only the first Fist of the North Star game was actually received poorly. The sequel improves in nearly every way, and both the One Piece games were very popular. If anything I'd say that One Piece: Pirate Warriors 2 was more liked than Dynasty Warriors 7. I have no idea how the Gundam games were or how they did, but at a glance they only seem to be considered a touch worse than regular Musou games. Don't say that, I don't wanna play F-Zero Nintendoland part 2 vvv
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May 21, 2014 19:21
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Monkey Fracas posted:Sakamoto sticks his filthy hands into another project We're going to have to play holding the Wii-U tablet vertically aren't we?
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May 21, 2014 19:21
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The Taint Reaper posted:We're going to have to play holding the Wii-U tablet vertically aren't we? Turn the gamepad upside down and rest a wiimote on the curve of the gamepad to create a wobbling steering wheel for the gunship
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May 21, 2014 19:22
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BingeHooligan posted:Actually, to my knowledge only the first Fist of the North Star game was actually received poorly. The sequel improves in nearly every way, and both the One Piece games were very popular. If anything I'd say that One Piece: Pirate Warriors 2 was more liked than Dynasty Warriors 7. I have no idea how the Gundam games were or how they did, but at a glance they only seem to be considered a touch worse than regular Musou games. I thought that most people were very unhappy with the One Piece games. The Kamen Rider and St. Seiya games also weren't very popular.
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May 21, 2014 19:25
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The Taint Reaper posted:If Groose isn't playable there is no justice in the world. Groose was the real hero of Skyward Sword. He didn't have any stupid magical powers or fate or whatever, he was just some random guy who saved everyone by being a sweet dude. Groose forever.
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May 21, 2014 19:26
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I hope Groose is playable in this game, and also has a gigantic codpiece
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May 21, 2014 19:27
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mabels big day posted:I hope Groose is playable in this game, and also has a gigantic codpiece I smell a double standard. 
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May 21, 2014 19:28
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Zack_Gochuck posted:I too want three video game consoles with near-identical libraries. Battalion Wars is reimagined as a gritty military sci-fi FPS. You have drones at your disposal and also all the levels are hallways. Mash "A" during a QTE to prevent yourself from being stabbed by a cyber-terrorist. Also your CO is actually the bad guy.
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May 21, 2014 19:30
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Monkey Fracas posted:Sakamoto sticks his filthy hands into another project so another warioware then?
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May 21, 2014 19:31
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BingeHooligan posted:Actually, to my knowledge only the first Fist of the North Star game was actually received poorly. The sequel improves in nearly every way, and both the One Piece games were very popular. If anything I'd say that One Piece: Pirate Warriors 2 was more liked than Dynasty Warriors 7. I have no idea how the Gundam games were or how they did, but at a glance they only seem to be considered a touch worse than regular Musou games. Both Fist of the North Star games are still slow, clunky, poorly made trash and Pirate Warriors 1 is a shameless prototype cash grab that never approached anything decent until they tore down half the game mechanics to make the sequel. Dynasty Warriors 7 is the current gold standard for Musou, hell even DW8 fails to beat it on multiple fronts.
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May 21, 2014 19:33
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Bread Set Jettison posted:dick shoulders and lady boob are characters in the newest title in the zelda series Oracle of Ages came out 13 years ago.
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May 21, 2014 19:37
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Kurtofan posted:
If the silicone-lady was bad, this is worse. As in, endless nightmares -type of worse. I'm going to wake up screaming tonight, aren't I?
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May 21, 2014 19:41
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Here, you should see her in motion! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g06-b_dlcJY
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May 21, 2014 19:55
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TaurusOxford posted:I would laugh so hard if most of the characters in the game are just human versions of Zelda bosses. In his defense at least that was the back-story for the Shadow Temple boss in Ocarina; who looking at this scan is totally going to be in the game as well. Also if that lady is the purple ghost sister from the Forest Temple I hope she and her sisters fight the same way they did in Ocarina.
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May 21, 2014 19:55
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Elliotw2 posted:Here, you should see her in motion! Too be fair, while a little odd, these weren't obvious masturbation fodder like that design from hyrule warriors.
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May 21, 2014 20:01
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Zack_Gochuck posted:Too be fair, while a little odd, these weren't obvious masturbation fodder like that design from hyrule warriors. That's obvious masturbation fodder? I mean...that's pretty tame by video game standards, or any standards really. Is all cleavage now just masturbation fodder?
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May 21, 2014 20:05
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Zack_Gochuck posted:Too be fair, while a little odd, these weren't obvious masturbation fodder like that design from hyrule warriors. Tell that to 13 year old me.
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May 21, 2014 20:05
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The camera zoomed in on her, spun around her entire body, and she posed in midair bent down showing off her polygon tits. Totally wholesome.
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May 21, 2014 20:06
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TaurusOxford posted:I would laugh so hard if most of the characters in the game are just human versions of Zelda bosses. There aren't that many Zelda villains so that'd be cool honestly.
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May 21, 2014 20:07
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I love all titties regardless of polgon count.
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May 21, 2014 20:08
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Kurtofan posted:There aren't that many Zelda villains so that'd be cool honestly. Ya. Like you walk into this bar in the new future Zelda and theres a man sitting at a table in a dimlit corner and you walk up and take a puff from your ecig and then blow it in his face and he dies and then someone is like "you killed him... you killed Dodongo"
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May 21, 2014 20:09
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 Impa looks pretty cool, at least!
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May 21, 2014 20:20
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Viewtiful Jew posted:In his defense at least that was the back-story for the Shadow Temple boss in Ocarina; who looking at this scan is totally going to be in the game as well. Since I don't speak Japanese and all, I imagine there's some flavour text on who those villains might be an their abilities, but based on the aesthetic alone, the dynamic ends up rather... curious. I mean, one's a fiery warrior, armoured up and everything. Then you have the femme fatale jester. And then... hooded spiritual figure. The first two fit fairly obvious archetypes, especially given anime trends for villain sets, but the third is... potentially more open. Depends on whether they would play up the ambiguous appearance for strange and exotic powers, or have it be hiding some monstrous 'true form' beneath (glowing red eyes and Zelda have a history and all). JordanKai posted:
What I find interesting is they don't seem to be sticking to just the obvious ninja route they could go with her. Seriously, that sword is some Bleach levels of oversized. Astro Nut fucked around with this message at 20:23 on May 21, 2014 |
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May 21, 2014 20:20
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JordanKai posted:Impa looks pretty cool, at least! When they said Skyward Sword Impa I was hoping they meant the old lady version with the crazy braid.
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May 21, 2014 20:21
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The Great Fairy in Twilight Princess was completely topless except for her hair that conveniently fell over her chest. Changing the subject, I got to play the demo of Mario Kart 8. It handles well. They only had 8 tracks and there were mostly "simple tracks" so I didn't get to try anything neat like Rainbow Road. Trip Report: Played on the Wii U game pad. The A button and the right thumb stick can both be used for acceleration/gas/make vechicle go. Right trigger is hop/slide/trick and left trigger is the use item button. You can use either the left stick or the d-pad to steer. Touch the middle of the gamepad touch screen to honk your horn. It seems doing wheelies for bikes (Mario Kart Wii Feature) is gone. Both bikes and karts can powerslide and earn blue sparks and then orange sparks. I was able to do the "out of gate speed boost" by holding down the A button when "2" was disapearing. It wasn't much of a speed boost so maybe if you time it better you get a better blast or maybe they nerfed it. All in all, it feels like a "wide" Mario Kart. The tracks are very large. This might be to accomidate multiple players in multiplayer, but the roads seem very wide, it felt a little weird. Press the right trigger to do a "trick" and get a speed boost when you leave a ramp like previous games had. The bikes can really cut corners sharp. Pink Gold Peach was fun to play. I think she said something like "I came in first!" when she won the race. Graphics are nice. Was focused mostly on racing instead of visuals. It's got to be a solid 60 frames per second. Spectacle Rock fucked around with this message at 20:36 on May 21, 2014 |
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May 21, 2014 20:26
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Astro Nut posted:What I find interesting is they don't seem to be sticking to just the obvious ninja route they could go with her. Seriously, that sword is some Bleach levels of oversized. It's bit of a weird decision, yeah. A giant sword seems like it would fit Ocarina of Time Impa better than Skyward Sword Impa.
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May 21, 2014 20:28
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Spectacle Rock posted:The A button and the right thumb stick can both be used for acceleration/gas/make vechicle go. Thats an interesting way to get around no analog triggers.
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May 21, 2014 20:30
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Astro Nut posted:Since I don't speak Japanese and all, I imagine there's some flavour text on who those villains might be an their abilities, but based on the aesthetic alone, the dynamic ends up rather... curious. I wouldn't have immediately pegged her as Meg if it wasn't for the fact that aside from the helmet looking like the face she has in Ocarina, she's even holding the purple flame torch.
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May 21, 2014 20:33
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Hyrule Warriors looks pretty cool.
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May 21, 2014 20:58
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The names of those two guys seem to be Valga (pretty much confirming the Volvagia relation) and Wizro (as in Wizrobe).
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May 21, 2014 21:20
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Oh man, must be some big news! Nope, just a bunch of goons tripping over each other to see who can pretend to be offended the fastest over virtual tits. Kabanaw posted:And all of a sudden it becomes clear why Nintendo is hesitant to loan its IPs to outside studios. Totally man, clearly Nintendo just took one of their biggest IP's, dumped it on Omega Force's door and said "have at it, call us when its ready." :iamafag: The design is clearly meant to appeal to the japanese crowd first where DW sells the most, on top of that Aunoma was working with the team and I'm fairly confident in saying that Nintendo had some final say over the final designs of many of these characters. I personally don't give a poo poo about her design, I just wanna play the drat game.
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May 21, 2014 21:35
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Alteisen posted:The design is clearly meant to appeal to the japanese crowd first where DW sells the most, on top of that Aunoma was working with the team and I'm fairly confident in saying that Nintendo had some final say over the final designs of many of these designs. Especially since she's bound to be the last unlockable challenger in SSB4
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May 21, 2014 21:42
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Alteisen posted:Oh man, must be some big news!  If there's gonna be a bunch of playable characters in Hyrule Warriors, I really hope they actually make Zelda playable. It's a little ridiculous she has never been playable in a game series that has her name in the title (with the exception of the weird CD-I games)
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May 21, 2014 21:44
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Macaluso posted:If there's gonna be a bunch of playable characters in Hyrule Warriors, I really hope they actually make Zelda playable. It's a little ridiculous she has never been playable in a game series that has her name in the title (with the exception of the weird CD-I games) I don't really have much in the way of specific wishes for characters, with the exception of Fierce Deity Link. I really hope he gets to be Hyrule Warriors' equivalent of Lu Bu. That's all I want Nintendo. Please don't disappoint me! 
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May 21, 2014 21:46
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