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Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Are you not allowed by law time off to go and vote? I didnt because I cant regisiter because of reasons but i would have voted green.

Seaside Loafer fucked around with this message at 10:46 on May 22, 2014

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tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

Well yeah it's a weekday morning, most people are at/going to work surely... (surprised that capitalist ubermensch tentish klown wasn't tbh)

My girlfriend and I woke up early to vote before work.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I was pretty surprised to be using a pencil? Surely any sort of ink is preferable?

Jippa fucked around with this message at 10:56 on May 22, 2014

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Jippa posted:

I was pretty surprised to be using a pencil? Surely any sort ok ink is preferable?



I know, I went in expecting a pen so I could take my time, and was presented with a half blunt pencil and a voting booth that wobbled so hard that me writing a sentence must have looked like I was having a not-so-sly wank.

And yes, my handwriting is poo poo

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Jippa posted:

I was pretty surprised to be using a pencil? Surely any sort of ink is preferable?

Not if you're intending to manipulate the results

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Pencils are more reliable than pens, less pinchable and I suspect cheaper.

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom
I'm hoping Channel 4 News' plug for the Greens last night might have helped push some undecideds their way.

I'm wrong aren't I.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

DesperateDan posted:



I know, I went in expecting a pen so I could take my time, and was presented with a half blunt pencil and a voting booth that wobbled so hard that me writing a sentence must have looked like I was having a not-so-sly wank.

And yes, my handwriting is poo poo

There have apparently been cases of parties taking that sort of thing and trying to get it counted for them - not even your wee small lefty parties, but the likes of the Labour party because the word "socialist" is there...

Just going off to vote: it'll probably be for the SNP since they're a little better than everyone else and I really don't want a UKIP MEP in Scotland and that's who they would get it from... Its either them or the Greens here anyway, and they are literally in the same Euro group so would probably amount to the same thing anyway...

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

I ran down to my polling station in the pouring rain and it was empty, but that is hardly surprising. Add me to the Green crew if anyone is counting, but like everyone else I can't vote for them next year. Pretty weird to agree with the Green party on their social policies but not their environmental ones, but that is how it goes.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
Voted for SNP since i don't think Greens have a chance in Scotland against the SNP and i'd rather the SNP get some MEPS than UKIP, Labour or the Liberal Democrats.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

IceAgeComing posted:

There have apparently been cases of parties taking that sort of thing and trying to get it counted for them - not even your wee small lefty parties, but the likes of the Labour party because the word "socialist" is there...

Maybe Labour should have supported Single Transferable Vote if they wanted to pull that kinda poo poo :colbert:

Also I'd love to see some sources for that because that is :catstare:

Alecto
Feb 11, 2014
The weather today's pretty unfortunate. It might depress undecided/unenthusiastic turnout, which would be to the benefit of UKIP. Looks like it's gonna rain in the North of England over the afternoon and parts of the Midlands and the South East as people leave work. I suppose the question is, can turnout be much lower than it was already going to be. On the other hand, UKIP vote is disproportionately grey, which itself is disproportionately depressed by adverse weather, so I suppose it's about the best turnout depressant, if you had to have one.

Alecto fucked around with this message at 11:31 on May 22, 2014

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Voted labour in the local elections, Green in the EU ones. Looking at the EU ballot sheet I really wish we had STV just to tell the fascist parties exactly how many times they can go gently caress themselves. :/

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Chipp Zanuff posted:

Voted for SNP since i don't think Greens have a chance in Scotland against the SNP and i'd rather the SNP get some MEPS than UKIP, Labour or the Liberal Democrats.

Its UKIP that you have to be worried about : the Lib Dems are polling fifth (and maybe sixth, there's not been a poll including the Greens in Scotland) and the others are pretty set in getting a few...

KKKlean Energy posted:

Maybe Labour should have supported Single Transferable Vote if they wanted to pull that kinda poo poo :colbert:

Also I'd love to see some sources for that because that is :catstare:

I read it somewhere a few years ago in probably some lovely blog so it is most likely a load of rubbish: I'll try and find it if I can!

haakman
May 5, 2011
Voted spunking cock - please tell me how I shoul of voted for some batshit anti nuke party.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

haakman posted:

Voted spunking cock - please tell me how I shoul of voted for some batshit anti nuke party.

Because voting for anyone but UKIP decreases their share of the vote while spoiling your ballot does nothing?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

IceAgeComing posted:

There have apparently been cases of parties taking that sort of thing and trying to get it counted for them - not even your wee small lefty parties, but the likes of the Labour party because the word "socialist" is there...

Just going off to vote: it'll probably be for the SNP since they're a little better than everyone else and I really don't want a UKIP MEP in Scotland and that's who they would get it from... Its either them or the Greens here anyway, and they are literally in the same Euro group so would probably amount to the same thing anyway...

I also put a line through all the candidate boxes and wrote "spoilt" at the top, it's what I did to the local councillor elections too, didn't have time to properly desecrate glorify it in the the name of the endless peoples revolution

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

KKKlean Energy posted:

Maybe Labour should have supported Single Transferable Vote if they wanted to pull that kinda poo poo :colbert:

Also I'd love to see some sources for that because that is :catstare:

The ruling in such cases is that intent must be clear and unambiguous. Since it's not generally clear which party will be starting the worldwide socialist revolution, they all get binned (and the count staff roll their eyes at the childish person).

On the same topic: don't put a swastika anywhere in the section belonging to a racist party. However funny you think you're being, it will be counted as a vote. This will invalidate your paper if you voted for someone else, and it will stand if you didn't.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

haakman posted:

Voted spunking cock - please tell me how I shoul of voted for some batshit anti nuke party.

by putting a single cross in the box against their candidate (in council elections) or the party name (in the Euro elections).
entirely within the box, and with no other marks on the ballot paper.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Bit the bullet and voted Green for the Euros, depressing number of Far-Right parties on the ballot. Local election came down to UKIP, Tories and Labour so I cast my vote for the Socialist Jizzing Dick party.
Small gaggle of yammering UKIPers milling around outside the polling station with their sickliest, poo poo-eating grins on their faces. Took all my strength to endure their wanking on about how they'd "Take are country back and how Nige was literally Jesus.
The political climate's gonna be this dire for the next few decades, isn't it?

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
Voted Green despite one of their supporters a being massive oval office and equating non-voters to the workshy

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

CountButtula posted:

Voted Green despite one of their supporters a being massive oval office and equating non-voters to the workshy

that was very big of you. don't know that many people could overlook the comments of one whole person who happens to suppor the party.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Don't vote Labour in the Euros; they have a tendency to be Tory-lite there much more than the Commons. Hell, they even voted against net neutrality, the only PES MEPs to do so.

I'd honestly suggest Green or LD for the Euros, against the Tories and UKIP in the locals.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Oops. The police minister just said 'fuckwit' on the Daily Politics. Hahaha what watershed?

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

CountButtula posted:

Voted Green despite one of their supporters a being massive oval office and equating non-voters to the workshy

In fairness, not voting is a pretty lovely thing to do.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
If you don't vote you are a terrible human being who is making GBS threads on the memory of people who have died fighting for your right to have your opinion count.

If you're not registered go and do it right now so you can at least vote in the general election next year.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
Voting isn't open till later in Wales for me and I'm in the Brecon and Radnorshire area, which is usually a pretty close race between Lib Dems and Conseratives that the Lib Dems were winning. gently caress knows what's going to happen this time round though, it's going to be close between them again and the polls predict Lib Dems to win it (Barely and it'll be their only Wales win) mainly because our Candidate has always been in tight with the NFU and voted against Tution Fees and a lot of the other poo poo some Lib Dems sold out on.

Not really liking the Lib Dems of late, but I'll go with them winning my region over the Conservatives any day.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

SybilVimes posted:

In fairness, not voting is a pretty lovely thing to do.

So is calling those who have fought in multiple ways for decades "workshy" (in Labour's case after contributing to my post-cancer poverty).

All the parties would happily kill half the people in this thread. If you think things will get better for crips under any coming national or EU government, get loving real. Green policies in power show they are no different.

All these people only want riches for themselves. They hate you.

I shoved policemen back as they broke the leg of a guy in a wheelchair occupying a DWP office while those currently howling about voting bought "Keep Calm" shite. Now I'm lazy?

E: I disagree.

CountButtula fucked around with this message at 12:26 on May 22, 2014

Fluo
May 25, 2007

TinTower posted:

Don't vote Labour in the Euros; they have a tendency to be Tory-lite there much more than the Commons. Hell, they even voted against net neutrality, the only PES MEPs to do so.

I'd honestly suggest Green or LD for the Euros, against the Tories and UKIP in the locals.

Why do you seem to have a vendetta against Labour the last couple of months?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

SybilVimes posted:

In fairness, not voting is a pretty lovely thing to do.

Yea, if you feel completely disinterested in every party then at the very least go spoil a ballot, since those are counted separately. Vote 'gently caress all of you' over total apathy.

Jack the Lad
Jan 20, 2009

Feed the Pubs

I don't get why anyone would spoil a ballot.

It's not like adding to the number of spoiled ballots accomplishes anything, because the reason you spoilt it (even if you write that down) is not recorded - no party will ever change their views or actions because you spoilt your ballot.

For all anyone knows you might be spoiling your ballot because you don't find any of the parties racist enough to vote for.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
Suggested thread title change: "cocaine socialists laugh-wanking over proletarian apathy forever".

Alecto
Feb 11, 2014

Fluo posted:

Why do you seem to have a vendetta against Labour the last couple of months?

TinTower's right though, Labour MEPs have pretty bad voting records.

QuantumCrayons
Apr 11, 2010

Jack the Lad posted:

I don't get why anyone would spoil a ballot.

A 100% turnout with a 70% spoil rate would be a whole lot better than a typical 30% turnout. It would get the parties thinking "well they care enough how the country's run, lets try and engage" rather than "lazy folks". May also get some other parties running more often (for example, do the Greens run in every council constituency?).

I am not voting today because I missed the deadline for proxy. I'm sorry if UK is renamed Faragia.

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014

QuantumCrayons posted:

A 100% turnout with a 70% spoil rate would be a whole lot better than a typical 30% turnout. It would get the parties thinking "well they care enough how the country's run, lets try and engage" rather than "lazy folks". May also get some other parties running more often (for example, do the Greens run in every council constituency?).

I am not voting today because I missed the deadline for proxy. I'm sorry if UK is renamed Faragia.

You're as bad as the 16% who didn't vote in Germany's 1932 elections :godwin:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Alecto posted:

TinTower's right though, Labour MEPs have pretty bad voting records.

Like, if you want me to vote for a party that only introduces LGBT rights when forced to by Europe or for electoral advantage, you can gently caress right off, y'know? I trust ALDE and the Verts more than the EPP or PES to promote continental LGBT equality. Same goes for stuff like net neutrality, digital freedom, etc. Especially when their shadow culture secretary proposes draconian measures on the internet that would pretty much hit LGBT people the hardest.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:

Trickjaw posted:

Oops. The police minister just said 'fuckwit' on the Daily Politics. Hahaha what watershed?

Hahaha, who was he calling a fuckwit?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

QuantumCrayons posted:

(for example, do the Greens run in every council constituency?)

Not in mine; it's Tories, Labour, or this guy (who as far as I am aware wins pretty much every year).

Jack the Lad
Jan 20, 2009

Feed the Pubs

QuantumCrayons posted:

A 100% turnout with a 70% spoil rate would be a whole lot better than a typical 30% turnout. It would get the parties thinking "well they care enough how the country's run, lets try and engage" rather than "lazy folks". May also get some other parties running more often (for example, do the Greens run in every council constituency?).

I disagree, as you could apply the same logic to low turnout. It would be just as much to parties' benefit to secure the votes of people who don't vote as it would those of people who spoil their ballot.

I'd actually go one step further and say that they probably think there's less point trying to engage with someone so actively disaffected that they spoil their ballot than with someone who's merely apathetic.

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Lord Twisted
Apr 3, 2010

In the Emperor's name, let none survive.
Green in euro (london), mixture of lab and green for local as lab have been doing a good job in my area.

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