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hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
E-commerce Exhibitionists, Empowered Etsy Edition



She has hundreds of these in her store

E:


:eyepop: Wow, where's this from?

hackbunny has a new favorite as of 15:52 on May 22, 2014

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Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

hackbunny posted:

E-commerce Exhibitionists, Empowered Etsy Edition



She has hundreds of these in her store

Tragically mediocre and bland clothing you say? Maybe these horrendously uncontained titties will change your mind.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
I can understand preferring not to wear a bra and frankly don't care if that's what a person wants, but if you are selling these clothes, some of which have shapes that would really, really benefit from a bra's support, why wouldn't you put aside your personal preferences to make the product look as good as possible?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Her posture does no credit to her heaving bosom

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


:catstare:

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
"Hi, nice to meet you, I'm KmKK Sparks!"

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

And here I thought my nieces being named Sydney and Garret was stupid.



"Thanks to Photoshop, he has a girlfriend!"

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Don't you have to successfully spell your own name to finish kindergarten these days? That kid is hosed.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Scarf posted:

Don't you have to successfully spell your own name to finish kindergarten these days? That kid is hosed.

I don't really remember anything we were expected to know in kindergarten besides how to tie our shoes and knowing our home phone number, but then I was in last days of half-day kindergarten.

Both of which are 100% useful, although I guess you'd replace home phone with mom/dad's cell numbers nowadays. It's good to know how to get ahold of your family in case you lose your phone's magic contacts list after all :v:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



cobalt impurity posted:



"Thanks to Photoshop, he has a girlfriend!"

It's plural, unfortunately.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Scarf posted:

Tragically mediocre and bland clothing you say? Maybe these horrendously uncontained titties will change your mind.

That was a low hanging fruit.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club





zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The number of viewers on Twitch of women who are playing video games in low cut tops is very disturbing. Porn exists bros.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!




At least she has options, hopefully she'll decide at some point soon to go by Carrie, Kate, or Leigh. I know a woman who has trouble with online legal documents because Anastassia is usually longer than the character limit.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
She's probably first in her family to graduate pre-school.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Basically anytime I see white people making fun of what black people name their kids I want to tell them that they aren't any better.


WASPy white girls of America: Stop naming your daughters surnames!

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

axolotl farmer posted:

Wasn't the term friend zone popularized by an episode of Scrubs?

There was one where JD wanted a relationship with Elliot and thought he had to make a move before ending up in the friend zone. In his imagination it was a lounge full of sad men who had waited too long.

Don't know if he created the term, but Chris Rock did a bit about it long before Scrubs was on tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zywIR_ZFLts


e: Wait, Lakynn? wtf kind of name is that? How is that even pronounced?

stubblyhead has a new favorite as of 17:34 on May 22, 2014

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

zoux posted:

Basically anytime I see white people making fun of what black people name their kids I want to tell them that they aren't any better.


WASPy white girls of America: Stop naming your daughters surnames!

"Omg, I heard a black lady named her child O'rangelo... No class. J'ae'aadyn put that down!!!"

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

zoux posted:

Basically anytime I see white people making fun of what black people name their kids I want to tell them that they aren't any better.


WASPy white girls of America: Stop naming your daughters surnames!

Nothing is worse than the current trend of white trash teen moms giving their kids names like Aiden, Jayden, Brayden, Kayden, etc

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
In the Nayvie, come on and join your fellow man... Lakynn (Lackin'?) got off easy.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mr. Mallory posted:

Nothing is worse than the current trend of white trash teen moms giving their kids names like Aiden, Jayden, Brayden, Kayden, etc

It's not "white trash" white girls it's ALL white girls.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

zoux posted:

Basically anytime I see white people making fun of what black people name their kids I want to tell them that they aren't any better.


WASPy white girls of America: Stop naming your daughters surnames!

Ban the letter Y from all names.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Mak0rz posted:

Ban the letter Y from all names.

If people want unique names why don't they like, look up their family tree and come up with something that they can own, since it's from their ancestors, but that is a cool less used name. Like Evelyn or Obed or something. I look at some of those names on that list and just feel like I need to lie down.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Freakanomics had a section about baby names and moniker popularity, for white people at least, flows downhill from the upper class. I don't recall a rash of trust fund babies named Braydon and Aubrey (all names my cousin used) but maybe I just don't run in the right circles.

My last name is now a very popular first name. But no one's started spelling it with a Y at least. Not yet.

EDIT: Aw gently caress.

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Austyn

Krispy Wafer has a new favorite as of 18:29 on May 22, 2014

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Krispy Kareem posted:

Freakanomics had a section about baby names and moniker popularity, for white people at least, flows downhill from the upper class. I don't recall a rash of trust fund babies named Braydon and Aubrey (all names my cousin used) but maybe I just don't run in the right circles.

My last name is now a very popular first name. But no one's started spelling it with a Y at least. Not yet.

Is your last name Madison?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I'm going to name my kids Dwight and Bertha :cool:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Just name all you kids after characters in video games, anime, or Game of Thrones.
Duh.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Huntersoninski posted:

If people want unique names why don't they like, look up their family tree and come up with something that they can own, since it's from their ancestors, but that is a cool less used name. Like Evelyn or Obed or something. I look at some of those names on that list and just feel like I need to lie down.

My daughter's named Evelyn Rose. We chose that because they are names that 1) are less popular and 2) aren't stupid as gently caress.

canyoneer posted:

Just name all you kids after Game of Thrones.

Kelly C.?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

zoux posted:

Basically anytime I see white people making fun of what black people name their kids I want to tell them that they aren't any better.


WASPy white girls of America: Stop naming your daughters surnames!

:eng101: WASP means white Anglo-Saxon protestant.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

canyoneer posted:

Game of Thrones.

I call dibs on George R. R. Martyn.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 25 minutes!

canyoneer posted:

Just name all you kids after characters in video games, anime, or Game of Thrones.
Duh.

My first born will be called Hodor.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

NESguerilla posted:

My first born will be called Hodor.

Hodoryan

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Y'all joke but...

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Hyrdyr

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I was a young parent once, and guilty of giving my kids alliterative names with "quirky" spellings. I am repentant, and I've told them that I'm sorry and that they can change their names to traditional spellings if they want to. Still, none of them are anywhere near as bad as the KMkK girl.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Paladinus posted:

That was a low hanging fruit.

You can just call me FruitFucker 2000.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

titties posted:

I was a young parent once, and guilty of giving my kids alliterative names with "quirky" spellings. I am repentant, and I've told them that I'm sorry and that they can change their names to traditional spellings if they want to. Still, none of them are anywhere near as bad as the KMkK girl.

Change it for them before they are old enough for bank accounts and driver's licenses and diplomas. My parents gave me a legal name that I've never been called and a use name that makes no sense, and always said I could change it, but by the time I realized how much I'd like to, it was desperately complicated to do so :(

broken pixel
Dec 16, 2011



I was wondering if there would be a proper opening at some point to mention the fact one of my Facebook friends named her boy "Gokou."

:smith:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

broken pixel posted:

I was wondering if there would be a proper opening at some point to mention the fact one of my Facebook friends named her boy "Gokou."

:smith:

Sever. And call CPS.

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Vomax
Oct 12, 2005

?

broken pixel posted:

I was wondering if there would be a proper opening at some point to mention the fact one of my Facebook friends named her boy "Gokou."

:smith:

Is she Japanese?

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