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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Asiina posted:

:smug: and :smuggo: are different!

I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the viewer reading this.

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windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Byers2142 posted:

Ahhh, prom, good memories!

We invited you in, but you insisted on hiding in the hotel bathroom weeping.

Not our fault, bro.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

windshipper posted:

We invited you in, but you insisted on hiding in the hotel bathroom weeping.

Not our fault, bro.

I would've joined, but the conductor's hat and coal shovel seemed a bit much...

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Skinty McEdger posted:

I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the viewer reading this.

I put :goonsay: as my answer, but it didn't make the cut.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

windshipper posted:

We invited you in, but you insisted on hiding in the hotel bathroom weeping.

Not our fault, bro.

Well look at you, Mr. Fancypants. Last time I got railroaded it was behind the hermit shack. What we saved in cash dollars we made up for with the sounds of his sadfap crying.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Hey so is anything interesting happening, no, cool, gonna go take a nap

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Byers2142 posted:

I would've joined, but the conductor's hat and coal shovel seemed a bit much...

You don't even want to know where that coal shovel went. I still swear that those pictures were photoshopped, but nope, she was goin' to town on it!

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Asiina posted:

I put :goonsay: as my answer, but it didn't make the cut.

Yeah this blew me away more than the others.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Asiina posted:

I put :goonsay: as my answer, but it didn't make the cut.

Mods could answer?

...

Cena answered all butts, didn't he?

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Propaganda Machine posted:

Well look at you, Mr. Fancypants. Last time I got railroaded it was behind the hermit shack. What we saved in cash dollars we made up for with the sounds of his sadfap crying.

Being a super genius nets you some serious dollars to spend at the Hilton.

And by that, I mean Paris Hilton's cocaine supplier.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Are you guys talking about this sister?



Because I'm not sure if that's something to brag about.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.
We could make our own challenge, with obstacles and stuff.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Your Personal Muse posted:

Are you guys talking about this sister?



Because I'm not sure if that's something to brag about.

Dude, her face is a clear indicator of an interesting personality, but dat rear end!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Get that horrifying thing out of here. De was obliterated for a reason.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Your Personal Muse posted:

Are you guys talking about this sister?



Because I'm not sure if that's something to brag about.

See she got the looks in the family.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Your Personal Muse posted:

Are you guys talking about this sister?



Because I'm not sure if that's something to brag about.

You turned your back on us first.

This is a transgression we will never forget, never forgive. :ussr:

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Winson_Paine posted:

We could make our own challenge, with obstacles and stuff.

Dibs on the circular saw.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Winson_Paine posted:

We could make our own challenge, with obstacles and stuff.

This is peak dad logic, I dig it.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

windshipper posted:

You turned your back on us first.

This is a transgression we will never forget, never forgive. :ussr:

I'm sorry that I went with the winning tribe. I just got tired of carrying you guys on my huge, muscular back.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

This is peak dad logic, I dig it.

Again, with regards to dad logic, dibs on the circular saw.

If not that, then the chainsaw.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Your Personal Muse posted:

I'm sorry that I went with the winning tribe. I just got tired of carrying you guys on my huge, muscular back.

Just because your masturbation arm is constantly working doesn't make the whole of your back strong.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Majuju posted:

This is peak dad logic, I dig it.

OK kids get all the couch cushions over here

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

windshipper posted:

Again, with regards to dad logic, dibs on the circular saw.

If not that, then the chainsaw.

gently caress that, give me duct tape.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

windshipper posted:

Just because your masturbation arm is constantly working doesn't make the whole of your back strong.

Maybe you don't do it right :smuggo:

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Your Personal Muse posted:

Maybe you don't do it right :smuggo:

No, no, I do actually require two hands.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

windshipper posted:

No, no, I do actually require two hands.

One for the magnifying glass to find it...

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.


OKAY READY

GO

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

windshipper posted:

No, no, I do actually require two hands.

I understand that, but the pulley system that I have set up takes alot of work to get going.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Hurfs, look at your tribe doc please.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
It's why De was so great... I got you pumping with your left and Disco pumping with his right.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

CapnAndy posted:



OKAY READY

GO

Up! Right! gently caress it, pop out the pieces and glue them back in in the right order!

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.
Clearly Cena has flooded the engine of his donkey

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Winson_Paine posted:

Clearly Cena has flooded the engine of his donkey

he cant get his rear end in gear

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Winson_Paine posted:

he cant get his rear end in gear

:downsrim:

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Winson_Paine posted:

he cant get his rear end in gear

Dad jokes! We've sighted dad jokes in the thread!

Winson, you're awesome.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

Winson_Paine posted:

he cant get his rear end in gear

Hey Hurf, do you still have room in your tribe?

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Hey Hurf, do you still have room in your tribe?

THEY WILL SOON

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Hey Hurf, do you still have room in your tribe?

Yeah please send Winson_Paine over at your earliest convenience

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Winson_Paine posted:

THEY WILL SOON
We're down one now :confused:

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windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

Yeah please send Winson_Paine over at your earliest convenience

QFT

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