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techknight posted:X-Factor v1 #10 The only thing left is Magneto's ability to shape shift by manipulating the iron in his body. Unless of course that has already occurred. (I would not be surprised if it has.)
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May 20, 2014 18:49
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He stays alive so long by removing the bad negative ions from his body in a powerful display of pseudoscience and homeopathic medicine.
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May 20, 2014 18:52
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SynthOrange posted:
I wish the internet were an easy thing to search in this day and age. I remember back when this was a thing there was a one page parody in the back of either Mad Magazine, or Cracked, back when that was a Mad knock-off. It has Barkley encounter Godzilla again, and he gives him crap for not having the sneakers still. So Godzilla roasts him with his atomic fire, and takes his.
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May 20, 2014 20:19
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DisMafugga posted:The only thing left is Magneto's ability to shape shift by manipulating the iron in his body. Unless of course that has already occurred. (I would not be surprised if it has.) Isn't that how he does his levitating trick?
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May 21, 2014 01:41
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Fried Chicken posted:Isn't that how he does his levitating trick? Pretty sure its because he has metal lining in his clothes.
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May 21, 2014 02:10
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It's actually done simply by extending his magnetic repulsor field and pushing the ground away from himself.
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May 21, 2014 02:25
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muscles like this? posted:Pretty sure its because he has metal lining in his clothes. One Punch Man. 
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May 21, 2014 02:54
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techknight posted:Captain Britain (Marvel UK) v1 #11 Is it me, or is that Iron Jonah's pencil drawn mustache on that helmet?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Iron Man has nipples but Hulk doesn't. I think Hulk's nipples are just vacationing on Iron Man's armor.
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May 21, 2014 03:22
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Say Nothing posted:Full body wedgie.
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May 21, 2014 19:06
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And now, puns. Harley Quinn #6 (Also, I see Carl Reiner as Sy.)
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Ensign_Ricky posted:And now, puns. I don't get the third one. Cost an arm and a leg, bore you to tears, (your ebay's not offin?), bend em over
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May 22, 2014 07:19
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Yuri bathes not often.
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May 22, 2014 07:39
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I bought "Rat Queens" Volume 1 because of this thread. Goddamn that's a good book. There's a few things that are a little heavy handed, but it is definitely a fun read. Bring on volume 2!
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techknight posted:Captain Britain (Marvel UK) v1 #11 From nipples being in the wrong place to a jew wishing me a merry christmas. This is sort of an inverted universe. e- Im pretty sure black panther should be going for kwanzaa too.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:From nipples being in the wrong place to a jew wishing me a merry christmas. This is sort of an inverted universe. I am hoping for a giant sized Christmas from the giant sized man thing.
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May 22, 2014 15:49
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bobkatt013 posted:I am hoping for a giant sized Christmas from the giant sized man thing. What if he's Jewish?
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prefect posted:What if he's Jewish? He'd probably be a giant sized circumsised man thing.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:e- Im pretty sure black panther should be going for kwanzaa too.
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theflyingorc posted:He's not American, and nobody actually celebrates Kwanzaa. What if Man-Thing does?
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theflyingorc posted:He's not American, and nobody actually celebrates Kwanzaa.  Nonsense.
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May 22, 2014 17:52
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Wait. The Thing is Jewish?
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Yeah. It ties into one of the funny Marvel anachronisms (like Hell's Kitchen being frozen in the mid 70s). See, Yancy Street was supposed to be on the Lower East Side, and Thing led a gang of tough Jewish kids in his youth. Of course, thanks to the sliding time scale, this now would have happened in the late 90s, which is totally hilarious.
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May 23, 2014 00:25
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Who What Now posted:Wait. The Thing is Jewish? He's been explicitly, canonically jewish for nearly fifteen years, and even before that he was a guy named Benjamin Jacob Grimm who grew up in Brooklyn in the 30's.
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Who What Now posted:Wait. The Thing is Jewish? Well, his FAMILY certainly is. Wikipedia says he is and says it's been a more recent development of the character.
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May 23, 2014 00:26
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Ben, Kitty Pryde, and Magneto are the big three Jewish characters in comics, I think.
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CapnAndy posted:Ben, Kitty Pryde, and Magneto are the big three Jewish characters in comics, I think. Sounds like a new team book
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Also apparently Sasquatch, Moon Knight, Wiccan (I think?), someone I don't recognize and a bunch of kids so the party looks less sad: Apparently from Marvel Christmas Special
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Kalli posted:Also apparently Sasquatch, Moon Knight, Wiccan (I think?), someone I don't recognize
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May 23, 2014 01:05
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Songbird's Jewish? Huh. I wonder when that first came up.
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I kinda figured Moon Knight woulda stopped attending Hanukkah parties after he snapped and started worshiping ancient Egyptian gods.
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TwoPair posted:I kinda figured Moon Knight woulda stopped attending Hanukkah parties after he snapped and started worshiping ancient Egyptian gods. Moon Knight is kicked out when he wears a shirt saying Ramses Was Right
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Mr. Maltose posted:Songbird's Jewish? Huh. I wonder when that first came up. Probably right in that scene.
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Kalli posted:Also apparently Sasquatch, Moon Knight, Wiccan (I think?), someone I don't recognize and a bunch of kids so the party looks less sad:
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May 23, 2014 01:55
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Kalli posted:Also apparently Sasquatch, Moon Knight, Wiccan (I think?), someone I don't recognize and a bunch of kids so the party looks less sad: So his name is "Wiccan", but he's not actually Wiccan?
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prefect posted:So his name is "Wiccan", but he's not actually Wiccan? His name was chosen on the fly by teenagers. They were worried about people taking a gay hero named "Asgardian" the wrong way. Because they were teenagers.
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fatherdog posted:He's been explicitly, canonically jewish for nearly fifteen years, and even before that he was a guy named Benjamin Jacob Grimm who grew up in Brooklyn in the 30's. And created by Mr. Lieber and Mr. Kurtzberg...
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prefect posted:So his name is "Wiccan", but he's not actually Wiccan? He has magic powers but can't call himself Warlock, for obvious reasons. Also he used to call himself Asgardian (even though he's not) and his boyfriend called himself Hulkling (even though he's not either.)
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I believe the in-universe reason he changed his name was because he didn't want people to call him "rear end-Guardian" when they found out he was gay.
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