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Sefer: Sep 2, 2006; Not supposed to be here today

Cardboard Box A posted:

Apparently Kitty Pride has phased all of her internal organs straight out of her body

I figure she doesn't have to remove them, she just phases them and then she can suck in more.

# ? May 23, 2014 02:17

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 05:21

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Sefer posted:

I figure she doesn't have to remove them, she just phases them and then she can suck in more.

"Her Secret Trick to Weight Loss (Doctors HATE her!)"

# ? May 23, 2014 02:20

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

There's a great bit where Thing apprehends somebody and binds them to a lightpole with another lightpole all bent up, and he offhandedly mentions discovering that Thing is Jewish. Ben asks if he has a problem with that, and the villain goes....

No, not at all, you just don't look it.

# ? May 23, 2014 02:40

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Kalli posted:

Also apparently Sasquatch, Moon Knight, Wiccan (I think?), someone I don't recognize and a bunch of kids so the party looks less sad:

Apparently from Marvel Christmas Special

Man why is it that whenever there's a splash page like this with super heroes chillaxing there's always gotta be an rear end in a top hat showing off their superpowers when it's not really appropriate? Like I'm sure that if Spidey had been in there he'd been hanging upside down, and Wolverine would've been cutting his sandwich with his claws, and Iceman would be full ice chilling drinks or peeing ice cubes. Why can't they just casually stand or sit down and enjoy a quiet meal?

# ? May 23, 2014 02:48

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Calaveron posted:

Man why is it that whenever there's a splash page like this with super heroes chillaxing there's always gotta be an rear end in a top hat showing off their superpowers when it's not really appropriate? Like I'm sure that if Spidey had been in there he'd been hanging upside down, and Wolverine would've been cutting his sandwich with his claws, and Iceman would be full ice chilling drinks or peeing ice cubes. Why can't they just casually stand or sit down and enjoy a quiet meal?

For most heroes I would agree with you but you'd kind of expect Iceman to help out at a party. Or if it was about to rain at your BBQ and Storm was there you'd definitely be like "hey, a little help here?"

# ? May 23, 2014 02:54

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Calaveron posted:

Man why is it that whenever there's a splash page like this with super heroes chillaxing there's always gotta be an rear end in a top hat showing off their superpowers when it's not really appropriate? Like I'm sure that if Spidey had been in there he'd been hanging upside down, and Wolverine would've been cutting his sandwich with his claws, and Iceman would be full ice chilling drinks or peeing ice cubes. Why can't they just casually stand or sit down and enjoy a quiet meal?

Because doing things more conveniently is human as hell. Why use utensils instead of just shoveling food with your hands, you showoff?

# ? May 23, 2014 02:56

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Lobok posted:

For most heroes I would agree with you but you'd kind of expect Iceman to help out at a party. Or if it was about to rain at your BBQ and Storm was there you'd definitely be like "hey, a little help here?"

Ok yeah Bobby would be the best guy at a party, but why do they gotta have that thunder guy lighting the menorah down there? What's wrong with using matches? Wouldn't using lightning bolts just immediately melt the ax? Why is Kitty just phasing through the table? She's just eating a snack and drinking from her dixie cup!

# ? May 23, 2014 02:57

Protocol 5: Sep 23, 2004; "I can't wait until cancer inevitably chokes the life out of Curt Schilling."

Songbird's name is Melissa Gold, and I may be remembering it wrong, but I'm pretty sure her being Jewish first came up during an awkward conversation in Thunderbolts about Zemo's dad being a Nazi.

# ? May 23, 2014 02:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Calaveron posted:

Ok yeah Bobby would be the best guy at a party, but why do they gotta have that thunder guy lighting the menorah down there?

Because he's a magic guy and they were guessing that not a lot of people would know who he is

# ? May 23, 2014 02:58

ronya: Nov 8, 2010; I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Hellboy summarizes:

As for parties, well, here's why. Here's a panel from USM 200:

Quick! Left to right. Who's at the party?

JLA splash panels of dinners at the satellite or whatever may have more 'normal' activity - JLI had plenty - but they also had distinctive appearances, even between artists.

# ? May 23, 2014 03:01

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Also, even though he might not be Jewish you'd think Teddy would be there, seeing as how they're engaged and all.

# ? May 23, 2014 03:05

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

ronya posted:

Hellboy summarizes:

As for parties, well, here's why. Here's a panel from USM 200:

Quick! Left to right. Who's at the party?

JLA splash panels of dinners at the satellite or whatever may have more 'normal' activity - JLI had plenty - but they also had distinctive appearances, even between artists.

That's not really fair since they're all in civilian clothes, while I could tell you who everyone in the Hanukkah celebration is without any flagrant displays of power.
(also because I stopped reading USM after Doc Ock showed up the first time)

CapnAndy posted:

Because he's a magic guy and they were guessing that not a lot of people would know who he is

He's dressed like a hobo with a Naruto headband. Something Awful doesn't exist in that universe so everyone would know that that guy has something magical going on.

Calaveron fucked around with this message at 03:11 on May 23, 2014

# ? May 23, 2014 03:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ronya posted:

Quick! Left to right. Who's at the party?

Not sure, not sure, but since that's Johnny Storm next I'm gonna guess Reed Richards and Sue Storm, Liz Allen, Jessica Drew, Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson, Aunt May, Kong, not sure, Miles Morales, Ganke or however you spell that I can't keep it straight.

# ? May 23, 2014 03:06

Solaris Knight: Apr 26, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE

More importantly, that's a party about mourning Peter, it'd be really disrespectful to bust out the superpowered party tricks there.

# ? May 23, 2014 03:08

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

CapnAndy posted:

Not sure, not sure, but since that's Johnny Storm next I'm gonna guess Reed Richards and Sue Storm, Liz Allen, Jessica Drew, Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson, Aunt May, Kong, not sure, Miles Morales, Ganke or however you spell that I can't keep it straight.

That is Bobby drake, Peter's female clone (Jessica Drew) and bombshell (original character) also you stopped reading issue 14 since that's when Doc Ock first appeared as a super villian

# ? May 23, 2014 03:30

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

The girl on the right between Kong and Miles is Kitty.

# ? May 23, 2014 03:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

bobkatt013 posted:

That is Bobby drake, Peter's female clone (Jessica Drew) and bombshell (original character) also you stopped reading issue 14 since that's when Doc Ock first appeared as a super villian

That wasn't me who stopped reading, and oh yeah, Bobby Drake, duh. And I've got Jessica Drew on that list, so if I placed her wrong there's still a girl unaccounted for.

# ? May 23, 2014 03:32

Mechanigma: Apr 17, 2007; ur already ded

Bobby, Liz, Johnny, Bombshell, Jessica, Gwen, MJ, May, Kong, Kitty, Miles and Ganke.

# ? May 23, 2014 04:29

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Calaveron posted:

That's not really fair since they're all in civilian clothes, while I could tell you who everyone in the Hanukkah celebration is without any flagrant displays of power.
(also because I stopped reading USM after Doc Ock showed up the first time)

Then who's the guy behind Wiccan?

# ? May 23, 2014 05:23

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

The new Doop series has the best possible summary of the character for the recap page and it made me laugh

All New Doop #2

# ? May 23, 2014 07:03

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Calaveron posted:

Man why is it that whenever there's a splash page like this with super heroes chillaxing there's always gotta be an rear end in a top hat showing off their superpowers when it's not really appropriate? Like I'm sure that if Spidey had been in there he'd been hanging upside down, and Wolverine would've been cutting his sandwich with his claws, and Iceman would be full ice chilling drinks or peeing ice cubes. Why can't they just casually stand or sit down and enjoy a quiet meal?

Well, I dunno. When you have a superpower I imagine you just think of it as part of you and not being a power you explicitly wield. Why walk around a table when you can walk through it? Why sit in a chair when you feel more comfortable sticking on a wall? That kinda thing.

# ? May 23, 2014 07:37

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Doop is just Slimer with a makeover.

# ? May 23, 2014 09:10

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

El Gallinero Gros posted:

There's a great bit where Thing apprehends somebody and binds them to a lightpole with another lightpole all bent up, and he offhandedly mentions discovering that Thing is Jewish. Ben asks if he has a problem with that, and the villain goes....

No, not at all, you just don't look it.

My favorite Thing-religion panel.

I don't know the issue number. :shobon:

# ? May 23, 2014 12:20

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

Johnny Aztec posted:

Doop is just Slimer with a makeover.

Excuse me, Slimer has an onion-shaped head. Doop looks like a potato. Those are two entirely different root-based vegetables.

# ? May 23, 2014 12:21

Fuego Fish: Dec 5, 2004; By tooth and claw!

Phylodox posted:

Excuse me, Slimer has an onion-shaped head. Doop looks like a potato. Those are two entirely different root-based vegetables.

Objection! Ray Stantz clearly refers to Slimer as an "ugly little spud" after his first encounter. Onions are not spuds!

# ? May 23, 2014 12:38

DisMafugga: Apr 29, 2013

TwoPair posted:

The new Doop series has the best possible summary of the character for the recap page and it made me laugh

All New Doop #2

What's the story behind the X symbol on his lower front potato? Is it some sort of X-men suit specifically designed for a potato man? Or did he paint it on? (First time I am seeing Doop)

# ? May 23, 2014 15:58

kujeger: Feb 19, 2004; OH YES HA HA

DisMafugga posted:

What's the story behind the X symbol on his lower front potato? Is it some sort of X-men suit specifically designed for a potato man? Or did he paint it on? (First time I am seeing Doop)

You're getting it wrong; the x-men are named after the natural shape on Doop's lower front potato.

# ? May 23, 2014 16:02

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

DisMafugga posted:

(First time I am seeing Doop)

Wait, so you don't know about the funk?

# ? May 23, 2014 16:38

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

I am really glad Doop exists because it lets them pull off gags well that would fall flat if delivered by, say, Deadpool.

# ? May 23, 2014 16:39

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Uthor posted:

Wait, so you don't know about the funk?

or the league of Nazi bowlers? WATXM 17

# ? May 23, 2014 16:43

DisMafugga: Apr 29, 2013

bobkatt013 posted:

or the league of Nazi bowlers? WATXM 17

Uthor posted:

Wait, so you don't know about the funk?

Consider me informed, aware, and intrigued.

# ? May 23, 2014 18:11

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

DisMafugga posted:

Consider me informed, aware, and intrigued.

You should get this and learn all about Doop, and X-force.

http://www.amazon.com/X-Statix-Omnibus-Peter-Milligan/dp/0785158448/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1400865184&sr=1-1&keywords=x-statix

# ? May 23, 2014 18:13

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Doop is just Slimer with a makeover.

Oh. poo poo.

I had to grab my temples to keep my head from exploding.

# ? May 23, 2014 18:31

Alien Rope Burn: Dec 5, 2004; _{I wanna be a saikyo HERO!}

Red posted:

Oh. poo poo.

I had to grab my temples to keep my head from exploding.

Well, just don't-

X-Force #123.

# ? May 23, 2014 19:07

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

AnonSpore posted:

Well, I dunno. When you have a superpower I imagine you just think of it as part of you and not being a power you explicitly wield. Why walk around a table when you can walk through it? Why sit in a chair when you feel more comfortable sticking on a wall? That kinda thing.

I'd be kinda skeeved out if Kitty phased through the plate of food I was about to eat. Like even if I knew there wasn't going to be any residue or anything it still just seems kind of disrespectful. Even more so if the table happened to be at rear end-height.

# ? May 24, 2014 04:40