The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Young man, since you broke Jerusalem's teeth, he gets to break yours.

Good news, everyone! I got in a fight with the moderators and they're cutting off our thread.

# ? May 22, 2014 03:54

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Good news, everyone! I got in a fight with the moderators and they're cutting off our thread.

This is hopeless. They're going to gas our thread for sure. We're going to have to move to Reddit.

# ? May 22, 2014 04:00

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Send in the battering ram! :cop:

# ? May 22, 2014 04:42

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

I just found that a chiropractor owns doctorb.com

# ? May 22, 2014 15:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

bitterandtwisted posted:

I just found that a chiropractor owns doctorb.com

The extra B is for BYOBB.

# ? May 22, 2014 16:06

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

bitterandtwisted posted:

I just found that a chiropractor owns doctorb.com

What kind of crappy catch phrase is that?

# ? May 22, 2014 16:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

bitterandtwisted posted:

I just found that a chiropractor owns doctorb.com

You've been warned: stop chiropracting.

# ? May 22, 2014 17:33

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

The extra B is for BYOBB.

What's that extra B for?

# ? May 22, 2014 17:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

What's that extra B for?

That's a typo.

# ? May 22, 2014 18:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

What's that extra B for?

It says "Let's 'BEE' friends." And there's a picture of a bee on it! :buddy:

# ? May 22, 2014 19:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It says "Let's 'BEE' friends." And there's a picture of a bee on it!

# ? May 22, 2014 19:57

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

MondayHotDog posted:

I've ... got some ... weiners in my pocket. :shrug:

# ? May 22, 2014 20:10

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I've ... got some ... weiners in my pocket.

You know, the little weiner kid who's always got his hands in his pockets.

# ? May 22, 2014 20:47

Injun Greenberg: Sep 14, 2011

Tokelau All Star posted:

You know, the little weiner kid who's always got his hands in his pockets.

And that kids name was...I forget.

# ? May 22, 2014 22:33

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Stargate posted:

And that kids name was...I forget.

You know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car.

# ? May 22, 2014 22:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I've ... got some ... weiners in my pocket.

DANGER! DANGER BART SIMPSON! RUN!

_{_{My hooks are flailing wildly.}}

# ? May 22, 2014 22:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I've ... got some ... weiners in my pocket.

These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!

# ? May 22, 2014 23:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!

I gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

# ? May 22, 2014 23:12

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

TMMadman posted:

I gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

# ? May 22, 2014 23:15

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

We've argued them down to ... a booting.

The moderator of GBS just wants to kick you once, through the sub-forum, with a regular avatar.

# ? May 22, 2014 23:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

And I'll be laughing.

Laughing from my grave :smug:

# ? May 22, 2014 23:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ainsley McTree posted:

What KIND of man sells Armour Hot Dogs?

# ? May 22, 2014 23:49

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

DrBouvenstein posted:

The moderator of GBS just wants to kick you once, through the sub-forum, with a regular avatar.

I believe it will be a sports avatar.

# ? May 23, 2014 00:08

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Skeesix posted:

I believe it will be a sports avatar.

Cheer up! So you're not good at sports quotes: it's a very small part of this thread.

# ? May 23, 2014 00:23

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Skeesix posted:

I believe it will be a sports avatar.

I have to go now!

# ? May 23, 2014 00:28

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Skeesix posted:

I believe it will be a sports avatar.

I believe it was a quoting accident.

# ? May 23, 2014 00:29

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

I believe it will be a sports avatar.

I can't have a sports avatar. Only management-type guys with big post counts like me can afford things like that.

Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!

# ? May 23, 2014 00:30

Bat Ham: Apr 22, 2008; Bat Nan

I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't want to drink the rats milk?

# ? May 23, 2014 00:50

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Deviant posted:

I believe it was a quoking accident.

# ? May 23, 2014 00:50

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Deviant posted:

I believe it was a quoting accident.

Over there...

They were in the same quote :cry:

# ? May 23, 2014 00:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Cheer up! So you're not good at sports quotes: it's a very small part of this thread.

QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES

Charlie, Skeesix gets to sit in the front seat today because he's a good guy at quotes.

# ? May 23, 2014 01:33

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES

Charlie, Skeesix gets to sit in the front seat today because he's a good guy at quotes.

HAH! Competitive quoting! That's why you're here! :haw:

# ? May 23, 2014 01:53

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

HAH! Competitive quoting! That's why you're here!

Why would they hold our National Quoting Rodeo in another country?

# ? May 23, 2014 02:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why would they hold our National Quoting Rodeo in another country?

QUOTING RODEO! TODAY!

# ? May 23, 2014 02:03

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why would they hold our National Quoting Rodeo in another country?

Hey, look at this country here! "U R Gay."

# ? May 23, 2014 02:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

HAH! Competitive quoting! That's why you're here!

You're in direct competition! And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

# ? May 23, 2014 02:19

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

QUOTING RODEO! TODAY!

Room 1: Quoting Convention

Room 11: Quote-Shaped Rat Poison Exhibition

# ? May 23, 2014 02:51

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

IMJack posted:

Room 1!: Quoting Convention

Room 11: Quote-Shaped Rat Poison Exhibition

I have laryngitis and it hurts to quote. So I'll just say one thing. You never quote anything right.

# ? May 23, 2014 03:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You're in direct competition! And don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

I'm going to shave your avatar, young goon, until you learn that spoiler tags are a right, not a privilege! :mad:

# ? May 23, 2014 03:18

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'm going to shave your avatar, young goon, until you learn that spoiler tags are a right, not a privilege!

♫ I'm shaving my shoulders
I'm gettin' it all shaved off ♫

# ? May 23, 2014 03:24

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