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"Graduating" preschool. Christ.
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If I was that little girl, I'd change my name to something excessively normal the instant I was old enough, like "Jane" or "Ann".
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May 23, 2014 13:51
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OH gently caress YOU PEOPLE SO HARD
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May 23, 2014 14:59
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I googled that kid's name and found a celebration page for babies being born. Her sister's name is actually worse than that.quote:A brother is Casey Jr., 19, and a sister is Khayleigh-Huntyr Madisyn, 9.
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May 23, 2014 16:29
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I'm surprised Casey didn't end up as Khayseigh or something equally retarded.
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May 23, 2014 17:03
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But yet if she tries to change her name to Carrie MacMyParentsareMoronShitheels, she gets called the bad guy. No justice. e: But "Stephen King's Kharryingtyn" makes more sense to me now. flakeloaf has a new favorite as of 17:13 on May 23, 2014 |
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May 23, 2014 17:11
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I've seen a lot of bad baby names but my absolute favourite so far is Brocleigh. Broc-lee. 
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May 23, 2014 20:11
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I'm surprised Casey didn't end up as Khayseigh or something equally retarded. Um. He's a boy. He needs a no-nonsense MAN NAME-I really have no idea. Bertrand Hustle posted:They're loving in love with "kh" and "y". Anyone else reading the Kh as a Hebrew ch-sound? It gives it a nice rhythm.
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May 23, 2014 21:06
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This is pretty tame compared to the other stuff posted here and apparently it's a normal name but today I found out that one of my sister's acquaintances has the surname of Gaylord.
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May 23, 2014 21:41
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On a similar note, when I was in the Air Force, I knew An Airman Assman and his best friend Airman Gay. They seriously were best friends.
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May 23, 2014 21:54
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Hey man, don't ask, don't tell.
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May 23, 2014 22:09
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It's nothing compared to the ones earlier on this page but I groaned inwardly when I got an email today from a Linzee.
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May 23, 2014 23:32
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jojoinnit posted:It's nothing compared to the ones earlier on this page but I groaned inwardly when I got an email today from a Linzee. Jesus H. Christ. That's possibly worse than any of them, except the preschooler (for sheer scale).
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May 23, 2014 23:41
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Elliotw2 posted:On a similar note, when I was in the Air Force, I knew An Airman Assman and his best friend Airman Gay. They seriously were best friends. In the Navy, I knew an Assman and Goo that were best friends! Haha. I never heard of another Assman. I also knew a corpsman with the last name Butt. At least he was Hospitalman Butt and not Seaman Butt, I suppose.
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May 23, 2014 23:53
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We had a guy in my squad with the last name Afraidofbear. The drill sergeants loved him
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Celery Face posted:A brother is Casey Jr., 19, and a sister is Khayleigh-Huntyr Madisyn, 9. You'd think that someone who was going to name their child Something Hyphen Verb would first learn the purpose of goddamn hyphens. A Khayleigh-Huntyr (or rather Khayleigh-Hunter) is someone who hunts Khayleighs.
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May 24, 2014 01:06
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Vadun posted:We had a guy in my squad with the last name Afraidofbear. The drill sergeants loved him How the hell does that end up being someones last name?
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May 24, 2014 02:15
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Just found a man on IMDb called Lynnsee. e: And another man on IMDb called Chelcie. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 02:31 on May 24, 2014 |
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May 24, 2014 02:28
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Istari posted:You'd think that someone who was going to name their child Something Hyphen Verb would first learn the purpose of goddamn hyphens. A Khayleigh-Huntyr (or rather Khayleigh-Hunter) is someone who hunts Khayleighs. rodbeard posted:How the hell does that end up being someones last name?
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May 24, 2014 02:46
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rodbeard posted:How the hell does that end up being someones last name? Probably Native American. A lot of Native American names got translated into English and some of them ended up more traditionally English than others (like the Cherokee leader John Ridge was originally called "Ca-nung-da-cla-geh" which is something like a man who has vision because he sees the world from a mountain ridge) but then you get things like Afraidofbear or Mankiller or Flock of Birds or Everybody Talks About, which are pretty awesome.
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May 24, 2014 03:06
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I personally know a girl named Rumour. Her sister's name is Seacrett. Innocuous Owl has a new favorite as of 07:18 on May 25, 2014 |
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May 24, 2014 04:32
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The other day at work I encountered the name Jandilyn, who unsurprisingly is from Utah. I don't hate it, but man, it has that weird Mormon "not quite a real name" quality all over it.
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May 24, 2014 05:16
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Innocuous Owl posted:I personally know a girl named Rumour. There is nothing appropriate about this.
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May 24, 2014 10:51
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Has anyone mentioned "Tyger Drew-Honey" yet? UK TV actor, who we've watched grow up on a pretty funny show over the years, only for him to turn 18 and do a "documentary" about porn where we discover his dad is famous pono-gonzo Ben Dover. The gently caress?
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May 24, 2014 18:03
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Yermaw Zahoor posted:Has anyone mentioned "Tyger Drew-Honey" yet? But did of Tyger's parents' films contain anything as painfully earnest as "I'm starting to realise how porn has informed my own sex life. I lost my virginity at 13, and I've certainly cummed on girls' faces." I hope to God young Karen wasn't watching. Content: The child in this article who is named "Blade Pearce" without any detectable irony: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025296/30k-year-benefits-mother-Moira-Pearce-asks-charity-money.html knife_of_justice has a new favorite as of 19:53 on May 24, 2014 |
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May 24, 2014 19:46
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Names, names, names.        And I'm pretty sure this one is a joke. 
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May 26, 2014 05:38
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Say Nothing posted:Names, names, names.
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May 26, 2014 05:52
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Say Nothing posted:And I'm pretty sure this one is a joke. I thought that said microncock for a minute. I'm sort of disappointed.
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May 26, 2014 12:49
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Istari posted:Just because they recognise that people are stupid doesn't mean they shouldn't cash in on it. There are entire industries built solely upon the stupidity of the general populous. I like that you're making a "dumb sheeple" remark but don't even know how to spell populace.
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May 27, 2014 01:53
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DStecks posted:I like that you're making a "dumb sheeple" remark but don't even know how to spell populace. Haha. Oops. I'll reread posts before posting from now on.
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May 27, 2014 07:14
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Just a terrible name for a kid if they're going to do anything wrong ever:
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Jun 2, 2014 00:43
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Istari posted:The Canadian clothing brand Roots Kids will have us Australians eternally casting sideways glances at Canada. flakeloaf posted:"Graduating" preschool. Christ. My second cousin, little Princess Aberdeen just graduated preschool, complete with colourfully alphabet and number printed cap and gown. Apparently preschool graduation is a thing in the states.
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Jun 2, 2014 01:10
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Killer robot posted:Just a terrible name for a kid if they're going to do anything wrong ever: I want to die. The fact that this person has a name that loving stupid makes me want to end my life just so I don't have to be on the same planet as their parents. Unless it's fake. I've been fooled by The Onion before, you never know.
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Jun 2, 2014 02:00
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The best worst-name story I have comes from my friend who competes with her fellow teacher friends. To win, a student in her class must have the worst name of all other students from her teacher-friend's classes. The year she won, this was her student's name: La-a. It's pronounced LA-DASH-UH. You're welcome, Earth. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 2, 2014 02:19
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No offense but your friend lied to you.
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Trek Junkie posted:The best worst-name story I have comes from my friend who competes with her fellow teacher friends. To win, a student in her class must have the worst name of all other students from her teacher-friend's classes. The year she won, this was her student's name: bringmyfishback posted:
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Jun 2, 2014 02:31
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Shithouse Dave posted:But Coon cheese has everyone giving the side-eye right back. Not to mention the Golden Gaytime, with it's elegant slogan, "it's hard to have a Gaytime on your own". Coon cheese is named after the founder of the company (an American), so there's nothing to be done about that. Golden Gaytime (and its accompanying slogan), however, are widely accepted by the population at large to be a joke. (Also, that poo poo tastes like loving Ambrosia, so whatever !)
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Jun 2, 2014 02:32
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drat it.
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Shithouse Dave posted:But Coon cheese has everyone giving the side-eye right back. Not to mention the Golden Gaytime, with it's elegant slogan, "it's hard to have a Gaytime on your own". Maybe it is. I did it when I was in preschool, early 90's.
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My sister and I had preschool graduations back in the 80s, so it's long been a thing.
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