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mrkillboy posted:A glitch has been doing From the thumbnails, I thought 'Man, the new Cards Against Humanity look weird. Where does the mad-lib go?'
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Elfface posted:From the thumbnails, I thought 'Man, the new Cards Against Humanity look weird. Where does the mad-lib go?' Yeah, the Warren Buffet one made me think of CaH too.
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May 23, 2014 11:45
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Nothing says "I stole this paper from the Internet" like loving up your own race 
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Boy is the teacher's face going to be red when her parents come storming in and it turns out she's an albino black woman.  Victor Varnado, standup comedian. African American born with albinism. Some of his comedy routine involves stories about white people letting their guard down and being racist around him because they don't know he's black.
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May 23, 2014 13:24
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 The schizophrenia that is sharing Netflix accounts.
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May 23, 2014 17:15
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bean_shadow posted:
They support multiple profiles now you know.
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May 23, 2014 17:30
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stubblyhead posted:They support multiple profiles now you know. And yet anime still shows up in my recently watched.
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May 23, 2014 17:32
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Is that Robert Webb?
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Pope Mobile posted:And yet anime still shows up in my recently watched. Does your dick fall off every time that happens? 
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May 23, 2014 17:49
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I feel like this could be the premise of a movie. White honor student resorts to plagiarism on her last paper in high school because she's overwhelmed with other things, gets caught, then has to pretend she's black to save her academic career. Begins college as a black woman. Hilarity ensues.
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HBomb posted:I feel like this could be the premise of a movie. White honor student resorts to plagiarism on her last paper in high school because she's overwhelmed with other things, gets caught, then has to pretend she's black to save her academic career. Begins college as a black woman. Hilarity ensues. 
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May 23, 2014 18:56
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univbee posted:Boy is the teacher's face going to be red when her parents come storming in and it turns out she's an albino black woman. Like, biologically, is the melanin still there in his skin or did the albinism loving suck that right out of him? Seriously, genuinely confused, I had no idea this could happen. 
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May 23, 2014 19:22
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FinalGamer posted:How...does that even happen? I thought that was what albinism was? Like, the definition of albinism? Genuinely curious what you though albinism was to this point. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albinism
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May 23, 2014 19:26
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FinalGamer posted:Like, biologically, is the melanin still there in his skin or did the albinism loving suck that right out of him? Seriously, genuinely confused, I had no idea this could happen. The exact same way it happens to non-blacks: the body can't produce melanin. Believe it or not, skin color is only one of a great many things that make someone 'black'.
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May 23, 2014 19:26
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fool_of_sound posted:Believe it or not, skin color is only one of a great many things that make someone 'black'. Can't tell if this is racist.
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FinalGamer posted:is the melanin still there in his skin To add to the other answers: you could have gotten the answer to this bit just by looking at the picture. Melanin is a pigment; it literally is the brown that makes brown people brown. Is the pictured man brown? No; therefore he doesn't have melanin in his skin (or if we wanted to be super cautious with our deductions, we could say he certainly has very little melanin).
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Oh Adaira posted:Can't tell if this is racist. 
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Oh Adaira posted:Can't tell if this is racist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6cpU_iIqLs&t=82s
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Yes, you're right, actual color of skin should be the primary factor in determining blackness, not heritage and self-identification!
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Are you still black if you are in fact not black and you are in fact white?? 
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fool_of_sound posted:Yes, you're right, actual color of skin should be the primary factor in determining blackness, not heritage and self-identification! I mostly just wanted to post a funny video Mr. Super Sensitive About the Nuances of Racial Identity in the Funny Pictures Thread Man.
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zoux posted:I mostly just wanted to post a funny video Mr. Super Sensitive About the Nuances of Racial Identity in the Funny Pictures Thread Man.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNMzZMwbPFA&t=18s This is weirdly the best video I could find on such short notice.
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Zzulu posted:Are you still black if you are in fact not black and you are in fact white?? Let's ask noted African-American G.K. Butterfield. 
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May 23, 2014 20:15
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You could at least post some funny pictures or something. 
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Sloat posted:this guy is white Yes, but Yellowman is black as hell.
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stubblyhead posted:Let's ask noted African-American G.K. Butterfield. This man looks like a Butterfield.
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May 23, 2014 21:14
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I found this sign in my little town today. 
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How are they going to enforce that?
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I see your Soul Man and raise you a Watermelon Man http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_Man_(film)
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bilperkins2 posted:How are they going to enforce that? Judo?
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I see your Soul Man and raise you a Watermelon Man I see your watermelon man and raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebh6x6Bze_0
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FinalGamer posted:How...does that even happen? Well, I don't know what the mechanism of melanin/albinism is, but protein synthesis tends to be multistage process that's guided by several enzymes created from several genes. One pair of defective alleles responsible for one part of a protein's synthesis is easily enough to stop the synthesis altogether. Those skin color palette alleles you see in high-school books don't matter at all in that case.
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Trast posted:This man looks like a Butterfield. CALL NOW.
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bilperkins2 posted:How are they going to enforce that?
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