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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


vaginal culture posted:

i dont get how he has such a thick neck but normal looking traps. a summer of real focused trap work would really have him looking sick
What if Cristiano Ronaldo played linebacker in the National Football League? It really makes you think.

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TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

Hegay posted:

looks natty, traps and delts is the easy tell iirc?

uwm twom hfe wooks fwiarry nwatty two me

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

vaginal culture posted:

his delts look like oranges with veins in them. not natty

def natty, super food and tons of workout no alcohol god what a player wish it were me

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Paperhouse posted:

2008 was good

fell asleep during that one

Kwik
Apr 4, 2006

You can't touch our beaver. :canada:
Lots 'o people in suits looking really bored in that crowd shot.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

DOOP posted:

Madrid derbys rule because they forget how to play and just beat up each other

They better start beating each other up soon because this poo poo is boring.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Paperhouse posted:

2008 was good

Terry crying? Agreed.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
17 minutes in and there hasnt been a single cheeky stamp or monkey impersonation, its not good enough

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


the sex ghost posted:

17 minutes in and there hasnt been a single cheeky stamp or monkey impersonation, its not good enough
i don't think jozy's playing today

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

the sex ghost posted:

17 minutes in and there hasnt been a single cheeky stamp or monkey impersonation, its not good enough

there's no black players to chant at

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Roy Gato III posted:

I wonder what Ozil's drinking tonight

arsenic

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
*pats copy of soccernomics that is really dog eared from reading a lot*
Love this atletico bunch, what an underdog story

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Hegay posted:

there's no black players to chant at

Ugh. What are UEFA playing at?

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


gareth bale has been doing a monkey impression for like 20 years

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
when the ball hit the post thats when i laughed the most at john terrryyyyy

when his arse hit the floor thats when i laughed some more at john terrrryyyy

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
I keep thinking Atletico is Stoke. Play better foot please.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
ronaldo is bottling another big game then, surprise surprise

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
which were the 2 finals barca destroyed man utd they were fun

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
"ooh ooh ah ah" -Chuggo, watching this game from his big tyre suspended from the ceiling

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

wish xabi alonso were playing

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Smirr posted:

arsenic

Good stuff, he'll end up seeing double.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Sandwolf posted:

i hope it goes to penalties and ronnie misses his and real lose and we all have a lol

the Man U-Chelsea final owned

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I want David Villa to score and make the David Villa face.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
this is the best of european football, the pinnacle

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Paperhouse posted:

ronaldo is bottling another big game then, surprise surprise
maybe you should show some respect to your betters?

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

Dirk Pitt posted:

I keep thinking Atletico is Stoke. Play better foot please.

Everyone wondered if Messi could do it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke. This season, it was proved that he could not.

sc0tty
Jan 8, 2005

too kewell for school..
I've got some beers and posting on the internet and enjoying some tasty football.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

which were the 2 finals barca destroyed man utd they were fun

9 and 11 i think

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
Ozil actually contains toxic levels of mercury due to mass sea pollution

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Jose posted:

which were the 2 finals barca destroyed man utd they were fun

2009 and 2011, we literally didn't learn anything after getting battered the first time it was fairly loving upsetting

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Does Courtois just keep out all the goals with his enormous nose?

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
is this really the fascist dream final? all i see is a bunch of cunts complaining and no violence

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


vyelkin posted:

9 and 11 i think
two towers of success

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
im smoking some marihuana because my gf is out (i told her to go out)

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

TimberJoe posted:

uwm twom hfe wooks fwiarry nwatty two me

lol

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
*kicks ball away, gets clattered 3 seconds later*.

This Atletic team is awful.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Chris de Sperg posted:

two towers of success

two pinnacles of hubris for the evil empire, manchester united

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


tetsman posted:

is this really the fascist dream final? all i see is a bunch of cunts complaining and no violence
this is modern fascism

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
TRIGGER WARNING: Spanish football

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

vyelkin posted:

9 and 11 i think

2009 was the best because it featured Cristiano tears

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