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RonJeremysBalzac
Jul 29, 2004

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

The proportion of traumatized psychotic fascists in the military is larger than the proportion of traumatized psychotic fascists not in the military. Also all veterans everywhere are just waiting for a chance to snap and flashback to 'Nam and murder all the Asian children in the class, everyone knows this.

I enjoy victimizing the helpless, that's why I joined the military and then went to dental school.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

marktheando posted:

I can't act too superior as the current conservative UK government has talked about how veterans without degrees should be fast tracked through teacher training. Hopefully it won't actually happen though.
Weren't you all supposed to have an evil balanced coalition government?

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

cheerfullydrab posted:

Weren't you all supposed to have an evil balanced coalition government?

Hahaha.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Hmm yes, all veterans are absolutely traumatized psychotic fascists, said people on the internet who have probably never met one in their life.

They joined the army so they are either psychotic fascists or literal imbeciles.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Jerry Cotton posted:

They joined the army so they are either psychotic fascists or literal imbeciles.
...or they can't afford college and want to use the GI bill to go to college.
Oh sorry, I meant to say gently caress you dad.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Negative Entropy posted:

...or they can't afford college and want to use the GI bill to go to college.
Oh sorry, I meant to say gently caress you dad.

I get to go to college!
*airstrikes hospital*

I'm only in it for the benefits.
*pees on corpses*

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Actually I know a dude who's an actual combat vet (I think peacekeeping in bosnia?) and is now a highschool teacher and he's the chillest coolest guy.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Just visited an old friend of mine who is now a navyman stationed in Japan. That dude is doing better financially and careerwise than most of my friends with college degrees (despite not having one and being enlisted). If you have a head for discipline and bureaucracy (and occasionally killing people, depending on your chosen role), the military can really work out for you, even as an enlisted man.



And, in the US military at least, you can experience some modern day vestiges of colonialism, including some rights to extraterritoriality!

Crazy Joe Wilson
Jul 4, 2007

Justifiably Mad!

Bloodnose posted:

And, in the US military at least, you can experience some modern day vestiges of colonialism, including some rights to extraterritoriality!

To be fair to the U.S. in this regard, military bases in Japan have nothing to do with U.S. Imperialism. Japan declared war on the United States, conducted it and their wars in China in a brutal fashion, and then once defeated were occupied an had bases set up in order to ensure it didn't happen again. German still has bases too. Very different from the U.S. wanting a coaling station somewhere off in the Pacific.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Baronjutter posted:

Actually I know a dude who's an actual combat vet (I think peacekeeping in bosnia?) and is now a highschool teacher and he's the chillest coolest guy.
My high school US history teacher had served as a Navy officer and was also probably one of chillest and most dedicated people I ever met, while also being a socialist. My openly Stalinist (yeah yikes) high school Civics teacher was a former Corrections Officer. :v:

America Inc. fucked around with this message at 06:53 on May 25, 2014

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Crazy Joe Wilson posted:

To be fair to the U.S. in this regard, military bases in Japan have nothing to do with U.S. Imperialism. Japan declared war on the United States, conducted it and their wars in China in a brutal fashion, and then once defeated were occupied an had bases set up in order to ensure it didn't happen again. German still has bases too. Very different from the U.S. wanting a coaling station somewhere off in the Pacific.
Just because they started it does not make it not imperialism. Hell, NATO is a tool of imperialism too, even towards fellow members. It's just that it's largely a mutually beneficial arrangement, but then that does not really disqualify it, it just means it's a different kind of imperialism from what 19th/early 20th century Europeans were doing. In return for being the muscle, the US gets to bring over 50% of the world's economy directly and explicitly within its sphere, which makes it that much easier to remake international institutions according to American sensibilities.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Also I was talking about the fact that SOFA members have certain extraterritorial rights as a vestige of colonialism, not that the bases themselves are an example of imperialism.

They may very well be. But I'm not making that argument one way or the other.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Crazy Joe Wilson posted:

To be fair to the U.S. in this regard, military bases in Japan have nothing to do with U.S. Imperialism. Japan declared war on the United States, conducted it and their wars in China in a brutal fashion, and then once defeated were occupied an had bases set up in order to ensure it didn't happen again. German still has bases too. Very different from the U.S. wanting a coaling station somewhere off in the Pacific.

No, this is a joke. The US bases are simply about projecting force into other countries. China and Russia mostly. They aren't there to stop a war from happening, they're there so that if a war does happen we can easily move poo poo in Europe/Asia to protect our interests. For instance, The Korean War. It is literally the same thing as the US wanting a coaling station somewhere off in the Pacific.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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That is a really broad definition of "imperialism" that I don't think would hold up under scrutiny in a globalized world.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

That is a really broad definition of "imperialism" that I don't think would hold up under scrutiny in a globalized world.

"a policy of extending a country's power and influence through diplomacy or military force."

That's the definition Google gave me, which all these things fit.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
That's a definition so hilariously broad it's completely useless.

e; "Imperialism: literally any foreign policy whatsoever"

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

reignonyourparade posted:

That's a definition so hilariously broad it's completely useless.

e; "Imperialism: literally any foreign policy whatsoever"

Seriously. If you strengthen your bilateral trade ties with another country, you extend your influence through diplomacy. Both countries actually. Seems like every country on this planet would be imperialistic by this definition.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Fojar38 posted:

That is a really broad definition of "imperialism" that I don't think would hold up under scrutiny in a globalized world.
Globalization is itself part of American imperialism, or at least American imperialism is the tool with which it shapes the nature of globalization. The effects of American imperialism are so pervasive and strongly felt across the world that it has in a sense become the fabric around which society is built, which makes it much harder to see. Obviously the US hasn't achieved total dominance, but that doesn't mean it isn't absurdly powerful.

e: Just to keep with the theme of the discussion.





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A Buttery Pastry fucked around with this message at 09:53 on May 25, 2014

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

"a policy of extending a country's power and influence through diplomacy or military force."

That's the definition Google gave me, which all these things fit.

Signing a peace treaty as the losing side would fall under "extending a country's power through diplomacy". :shepface:

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

I'm really skeptical of both of these maps. I had no idea there were US Military bases in Saudi Arabia, Thailand or Indonesia and I can't find anything from a cursory Google to make me think otherwise.

The bottom map also shows Taiwan which anyone with a cursory knowledge of East Asian geopolitics knows is impossible. Although it certainly could still be considered part of the "American Empire" for lots of reasons.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Bloodnose posted:

I'm really skeptical of both of these maps. I had no idea there were US Military bases in Saudi Arabia, Thailand or Indonesia and I can't find anything from a cursory Google to make me think otherwise.

Saudi definitely has them, that was cited by bin Laden as a primary motivation for 9/11. I don't know about Thailand or Indonesia.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Crazy Joe Wilson posted:

To be fair to the U.S. in this regard, military bases in Japan have nothing to do with U.S. Imperialism. Japan declared war on the United States, conducted it and their wars in China in a brutal fashion, and then once defeated were occupied an had bases set up in order to ensure it didn't happen again. German still has bases too. Very different from the U.S. wanting a coaling station somewhere off in the Pacific.

Maybe but there's no real reasonable point except imperialism to keep these bases there 70 years after WW2 ended.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

Grand Fromage posted:

Saudi definitely has them, that was cited by bin Laden as a primary motivation for 9/11. I don't know about Thailand or Indonesia.

There aren't any permanent foreign military bases in Norway either, unless you count facilities for storing equipment.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Bloodnose posted:

I'm really skeptical of both of these maps. I had no idea there were US Military bases in Saudi Arabia, Thailand or Indonesia and I can't find anything from a cursory Google to make me think otherwise.

It might be stretching things by considering that US embassies or CIA black sites are military bases?

In any case it's odd to include France in the first map, all the US bases there were closed in the 60s and there are no CIA sites in the country (or are there? :tinfoil:).

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Kopijeger posted:

There aren't any permanent foreign military bases in Norway either, unless you count facilities for storing equipment.

Best as I can tell there aren't any in Thailand, but there is an air base that the USAF is allowed to use. That's a bit of a stretch to me.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


PYF Greater Serbia





Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



If you ask a lot of non-Serbs, Yugoslavia was Greater Serbia.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

While Serba was indeed the historical Third Rome, this map looks like it gives Dušan about twice as much territory as any other map I've seen.

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Bro Dad posted:

PYF Greater Serbia




Was this map made by an Albanian or something? Those are some really limited territorial ambitions in the South East.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Bro Dad posted:

PYF Greater Serbia

OK!



quote:

One of the multiple "Great Serbian" projects, draw by S.I.Cepleanu since a map exposed into a bookshop, Belgrade,.



quote:

Map of both territories claimed by proponents of a Greater Serbia as well as territories historically held by Serb states. This includes territories held by the short lived Serbian Empire under Dušan, by the Kingdom of Serbia in 1918, Serb claims to Vojna Krajina, Serb claims to Slavonia and the unrecognized Republic of Serbian Krajina, and other Serb nationalist claims by Chetniks in World War II and by Vojislav Šešelj.

(I found that on this hilarious Croat blog, btw)

And some alt history/wishful thinking:




Wasted opportunity to rechristen Sardinia as "Serbinia", imo



"All this is Serbia"

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I wonder how this would play out when the Bulgarian nationalists had their say as well?

System Metternich fucked around with this message at 13:29 on May 25, 2014

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

What's so great about Serbia anyway? Didn't they do away with kebabs? Seems like a bleak place.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

the jizz taxi posted:

Maybe but there's no real reasonable point except imperialism to keep these bases there 70 years after WW2 ended.

There is if you don't like piracy.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

the jizz taxi posted:

Maybe but there's no real reasonable point except imperialism to keep these bases there 70 years after WW2 ended.

Is it imperialism if the host wants forces there? I'm not really colonizing my friends' house when they invite me over for dinner.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Jerry Cotton posted:

What's so great about Serbia anyway? Didn't they do away with kebabs? Seems like a bleak place.

Disrespect not the Imperium of Man!

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Jerry Cotton posted:

What's so great about Serbia anyway? Didn't they do away with kebabs? Seems like a bleak place.

It's honestly usually the lovely places that seem to be most rabidly nationalist.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Honestly, at this point it's not as much of an reflection of Serbian nationalism, as it is a study in what passes as acceptable in today's casual racism.

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

DarkCrawler posted:

It's honestly usually the lovely places that seem to be most rabidly nationalist.

A survey about provincial pride in the Netherlands last year found that Frisians are least content with their province, but most proud of it.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

System Metternich posted:


Wasted opportunity to rechristen Sardinia as "Serbinia", imo

I like that they mostly remade Yugoslavia and took the majority of Italy (though not the most productive parts, clever slavs), but couldn't be bothered dealing with Montenegro or FYROM.

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Globalization is itself part of American imperialism, or at least American imperialism is the tool with which it shapes the nature of globalization. The effects of American imperialism are so pervasive and strongly felt across the world that it has in a sense become the fabric around which society is built, which makes it much harder to see. Obviously the US hasn't achieved total dominance, but that doesn't mean it isn't absurdly powerful.

e: Just to keep with the theme of the discussion.





The maps shown above do not necessarily indicate the views of the poster in question.

Given the parameters of these maps, shouldn't Cuba also be part of the "American Empire?"

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



steinrokkan posted:

Honestly, at this point it's not as much of an reflection of Serbian nationalism, as it is a study in what passes as acceptable in today's casual racism.

I wouldn't call it racism, but it's true that there is kind of an obsession with Serbia on this forum.

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