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Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

meatpimp posted:

I always loved those things (especially the doors). I guess they're old enough to import now? Or did that one come over in pieces... that panel gap.
1989 is now importable.

I used to live a few blocks away from where that picture was taken. Minnesotans like weird cars.

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bandman
Mar 17, 2008
I did forget to mention the main thing I'm excited about on this trip (aside from spending time in the woods with my kids, of course), which is that I get to drive the tractor :getin:.

It's a 40s-vintage Ford tractor and I've seen it before, but I didn't get to drive it because it was loving 6*F last time I was out there and there was no way in hell the tractor would start in that weather.

I've never driven a tractor before, so I'm giddy about finally getting to drive one. This is all assuming we can get it running, since it really isn't used much anymore. Supposedly it will usually start pretty easily after farting around with the carb and the points.

bandman fucked around with this message at 05:10 on May 24, 2014

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'
Summer means Saisons are all about again. Mmmmmmm.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
MAY. CAT. THREAD.



Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
You got another?

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
Nah, he just hit it with brake cleaner.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Hah that's the GF's little shithead primadonna calico, she bosses my cat around like nobody's business but they don't ever reallyget into it.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Lightbulb Out posted:

Certainly sounds like southern Iowa and northern Missouri.

Too true. I live in Des Moines, but I've got family down in Trenton, MO I spend time with every summer. It's crazy down there.

Only thing to recommend it is that the hills are insane, and doing 70 down 'em in the middle of the night is considered normal behavior.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Liquid Communism posted:

Too true. I live in Des Moines, but I've got family down in Trenton, MO I spend time with every summer. It's crazy down there.

Only thing to recommend it is that the hills are insane, and doing 70 down 'em in the middle of the night is considered normal behavior.

It's nuts how much the terrain changes south of the state line. My wife's family lives 15 minutes north of Missouri and I've ventured south a few times when visiting them just to cruise around. It goes from typical Iowa rolling hills to big steep hills and trees really quickly.


On another note I sincerely loving regret volunteering to work on Memorial Day. The weather is supposed to be perfect all weekend and all my friends went to a lake in Wisconsin for the weekend.

I also have to work a half day today.


...and I'm hungover because I like cheap tequila.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
Take I-65 down. That thing turns into a roller coaster about Princeton.

I feel your pain, though, I'm working the holiday as well. At least it's at double time and a half. :smuggo:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

So I watched TT3D: Closer to the Edge last night for the first time...good Christ those guys are loving lunatics, especially Guy Martin. :catstare:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


MrChips posted:

So I watched TT3D: Closer to the Edge last night for the first time...good Christ those guys are loving lunatics, especially Guy Martin. :catstare:

he had his own tv show setting various goofy land speed records, he really is insane.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Anyone know how to deal with egg stealing crows? Ive got a couple that are stealing my chicken eggs every morning and have started to pinch the wiper blades off the cars. They've worked out that anything long and straight is bad juju after I blew up a few of their mates with rifles/shotguns so now they just fly behind things to valuable to shoot whenever they see you (Cars, water tanks, the house...) so Im kinda out of ideas that dont involve nasty poisons.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

Ferremit posted:

Anyone know how to deal with egg stealing crows? Ive got a couple that are stealing my chicken eggs every morning and have started to pinch the wiper blades off the cars. They've worked out that anything long and straight is bad juju after I blew up a few of their mates with rifles/shotguns so now they just fly behind things to valuable to shoot whenever they see you (Cars, water tanks, the house...) so Im kinda out of ideas that dont involve nasty poisons.

Don't gently caress with crows, because they recognize your face and tell other crows to gently caress with you.

Seriously, crows are way to smart and evil.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Smart, Evil and vunerable to buckshot it appears.

That will teach the stupid fucker to sit still...

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

Ferremit posted:

Smart, Evil and vunerable to buckshot it appears.

That will teach the stupid fucker to sit still...

I'm pretty sure you just need to get a big well trained hawk. Sorta like that dude with the rally Porsche.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

March cat thread, Corn Chips update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8JnodqCv0

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I hate my friends.

That is all.





Corn Chips is my new best friend, look at dat belly :3:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Terrible Robot posted:

I hate my friends.

That is all.

Did I log into your account by accident?

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Rhyno posted:

Did I log into your account by accident?

Hah! I thought about mentioning that no matter how bad my friends are, they are, thankfully, not your friends. I'm afraid nobody can beat you at the lovely friends game.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Terrible Robot posted:

Hah! I thought about mentioning that no matter how bad my friends are, they are, thankfully, not your friends. I'm afraid nobody can beat you at the lovely friends game.

AT least I'm the best at something.


You ever have somebody post a picture on Facebook and you think "man, that's really distorted" only to realize that their face is just really oddly shaped?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I love memorial weekend on the beach, I must have had nine or ten people threaten to kill me/kick my rear end today, and two of them were punk rear end teenagers! I'm to the point now where people get in my face and it doesn't even phase me anymore because I've heard and seen it all, when it comes down to it people are full of poo poo and the more they talk the more I know they won't do a god drat thing because they're loving cowards.

[/security guard rant]

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Today we had a guy escorted out of the store when he threatened to kick my rear end for not replacing his battery for free after he admitted that he got drunk and dropped it in a urinal and he was two years out of any sort of warranty or AppleCare+.

I had no idea my job could be this exciting sometimes!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The hardest part of my job is staying cool and not snapping on people. I have to try and defuse situations rather than escalate them and it's tough. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying reeeeaaaaal hard to be the shepherd :v:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
8 years bouncing at a bar, never again, not even once.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Haha, you couldn't pay me enough to be a bouncer, these days you can't touch anyone or you'll get sued to the poorhouse.

Or you choke someone out and they die (has really happened) and you're proper hosed.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

So the Dell I found in the alley?

I fought with it a bit. Kept trying to get XP on it. Along with 7. Along with various versions of Linux.

Turns out the optical drive on it is hosed. XP is still bitchy as hell and refuses to install even from USB, seeing as the main HDD in it is SATA (and XP didn't usually ship with SATA drivers). Even using an OEM Dell ISO, I still couldn't get it to play nice - it'd either refuse to boot, or BSOD once it got past the text mode installer. Some Linux distros worked fine, some got bitchy and threw a kernel panic when they tried to load SATA drivers.

I actually managed to fist 7 into it, somehow. It's.... I won't lie, it's not fast. It's kind of like watching an 80 year old in decent shape climb 20 flights of stairs. But it works. And seeing as the main users will be some people in their mid 60s, familiar is better than pure speed.



It started installing 106 updates about an hour ago; it's up to #10. Glad I have a portable A/C to offset Mr. P4 Prescott's heat for the next day or two.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 12:28 on May 25, 2014

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

some texas redneck posted:

(before you scream :filez: - I legally own a currently-unused Win7 Home Premium key)

But I notice that you do not say that you are using that key on that computer. Technically, :filez:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Rephrase:

I legally own a Win7 Home Premium key that was unused for a bit until I installed Win7 on this beast.

Happy? :colbert:

edit: this thing is a serious space heater, goddamn. The 8000 BTU A/C in here (in a room that would be appropriate for 4000 BTU) is having trouble keeping it cool.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 12:36 on May 25, 2014

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

leica posted:

I love memorial weekend on the beach, I must have had nine or ten people threaten to kill me/kick my rear end today, and two of them were punk rear end teenagers! I'm to the point now where people get in my face and it doesn't even phase me anymore because I've heard and seen it all, when it comes down to it people are full of poo poo and the more they talk the more I know they won't do a god drat thing because they're loving cowards.

[/security guard rant]

I find it hilarious when internet tough guys tell me they are going to kick my rear end. My normal response is "ok, here's my address, phone before you show up so I can make sure I will be home." Then if they keep running their mouths I say I am ignoring them till they make good on their threats.

I'm like 10-0 here. Not one has shown up.

Backov
Mar 28, 2010
And if they had, it's not like you would admit it. Rural property and lye.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
He'd post a how to on YouTube.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Ferremit posted:

Anyone know how to deal with egg stealing crows? Ive got a couple that are stealing my chicken eggs every morning and have started to pinch the wiper blades off the cars. They've worked out that anything long and straight is bad juju after I blew up a few of their mates with rifles/shotguns so now they just fly behind things to valuable to shoot whenever they see you (Cars, water tanks, the house...) so Im kinda out of ideas that dont involve nasty poisons.

I'm guessing you don't have any birds of prey, otherwise the crows wouldn't be hanging around and your coop/run wouldn't be vulnerable to them getting in. I've got a pair of hawks that started hunting my area a couple years ago - if you leave chickens out for too long they have a tendency to disappear. There were a few chicken massacres in the area, and then everyone started putting tops on their chicken runs.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

leica posted:

Haha, you couldn't pay me enough to be a bouncer, these days you can't touch anyone or you'll get sued to the poorhouse.

Or you choke someone out and they die (has really happened) and you're proper hosed.

A cop I worked with once had to put a guy down who was on PCP (we assumed). He choked the dude out, he kept getting back up. When we initially pulled him outside it took four of us to hold him down and we could barely do that. It ended with him being tazed and of course he went into convulsions and almost died.

gently caress bouncing man, I'm too little for that poo poo.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Yeah you wanna be at least 250 lbs to be a bouncer, 300 is probably ideal, just to discourage (most) dudes from trying to test you. I'm 160 and 6' tall, so people aren't intimated by my size and want to test me all the time. But like I said I'm used to it and seeing people's reaction when I'm indifferent to their threats is pretty funny.

A local bouncer here recently got charged with manslaughter after he choked a dude out and he died in the hospital. And I've heard stories of others getting the poo poo sued out of them for injuries. gently caress that.

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 17:03 on May 25, 2014

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

leica posted:

Yeah you wanna be at least 250 lbs to be a bouncer, 300 is probably ideal, just to discourage (most) dudes from trying to test you. I'm 160 and 6' tall, so people aren't intimated by my size and want to test me all the time. But like I said I'm used to it and seeing people's reaction when I'm indifferent to their threats is pretty funny.

A local bouncer here recently got charged with manslaughter after he choked a dude out and he died in the hospital. And I've heard stories of others getting the poo poo sued out of them for injuries. gently caress that.

I was 5'7" and 180lbs when I started 11 years ago. I quit 3 years ago and have never looked back. Recently a bouncer at another local bar was hanging out on his night off when a patron he didn't like came in. They got into a fight and he shot the dude and ran. He still hasn't been caught and the dude died.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

leica posted:

Yeah you wanna be at least 250 lbs to be a bouncer, 300 is probably ideal, just to discourage (most) dudes from trying to test you. I'm 160 and 6' tall, so people aren't intimated by my size and want to test me all the time. But like I said I'm used to it and seeing people's reaction when I'm indifferent to their threats is pretty funny.

A local bouncer here recently got charged with manslaughter after he choked a dude out and he died in the hospital. And I've heard stories of others getting the poo poo sued out of them for injuries. gently caress that.

Flip side to that: not too long ago in Tampa, some guy hit on a girl in a bar. She was friends with a bouncer, who hit him unprovoked (story from everyone around the scene) and when the guy tried to defend himself, the other three bouncers jumped in. Guy died on the bar floor, because some girl didn't like him.

I don't gently caress with bouncers, but they're generally speaking loving assholes.

Not you guys, of course. Just the rest of them.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

iwentdoodie posted:

Flip side to that: not too long ago in Tampa, some guy hit on a girl in a bar. She was friends with a bouncer, who hit him unprovoked (story from everyone around the scene) and when the guy tried to defend himself, the other three bouncers jumped in. Guy died on the bar floor, because some girl didn't like him.

I don't gently caress with bouncers, but they're generally speaking loving assholes.

Not you guys, of course. Just the rest of them.

This is a pretty common thing. A dude I know was out with his wife and some friends. One of the long term bouncers at the club had been into his wife for years and cornered her while 4 other bouncers beat the poo poo out of her husband out in the alley. They took his wallet and phone and threw them in a dumpster and left him lying with a shattered jaw and busted orbital socket. His wife spent the night calling friends and family and she and an officer hit the various ERs and didn't find him for 6 hours. None of the bouncers lost their jobs. The ringleader is now the manager of the upscale club here in town where I'm sure he still runs his game on girls he can't have.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I got a chromecast and f&f boxset for my birthday, the only thing I've watched since then is roadkill episodes and terrible car films.

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Torn Quad Jones
Nov 2, 2011

Cakefool posted:

I got a chromecast and f&f boxset for my birthday, the only thing I've watched since then is roadkill episodes and terrible car films.

I see nothing wrong here

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