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What's a gay calendar's favorite month? MAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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May 1, 2014 08:07
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May 1, 2014 08:16
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May is Cum Month.
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May 1, 2014 08:24
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hey guyz i driv a car and i herd you guyz do so can i talk about cars hear?
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N is for Nipples posted:May is Cum Month.
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May 1, 2014 12:34
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Hello AI. All of the cars you like are bad. All of them.
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May 1, 2014 13:13
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animeliker posted:Hello AI. All of the cars you like are bad. All of them. Not all of them!!
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animeliker posted:Hello AI. All of the cars you like are bad. All of them. drat, you caught me. 
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Slow is Fast posted:Hairy pussy Jesus Christ...  that poo poo, man.This is opening soon. Puts the track practically in my backyard 
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Devyl posted:This is opening soon. Puts the track practically in my backyard Something something "vertical chicane"
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animeliker posted:Hello AI. All of the cars you like are bad. All of them. I know, mom.
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So considering that Australia looks set to turn into USA lite with the destruction of Universal health Care, massive cuts to the public sector and the whole place going to poo poo at a rapid rate of knots, where should I move too in the Real USA so I can get cheap fun cars?
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Ferremit posted:So considering that Australia looks set to turn into USA lite with the destruction of Universal health Care, massive cuts to the public sector and the whole place going to poo poo at a rapid rate of knots, where should I move too in the Real USA so I can get cheap fun cars? That depends on what you like. If you are a fan of Queenslanders, move anywhere south of the mason/dixon. Or the midwest. If you like no rust and don't mind never seeing snow, try the southwest. Have fun with the CARB laws if you move to CA. If you like high desert and/or big forests and/or it being rainy all the time and never snowing, try somewhere in the pacific northwest. If you like winter and woods and roads that were designed by livestock (but also hills and mountains and twisty back roads) try the northeast. Sorry about the rust, it sucks. But we have $300 complete LSx drivetrains everywhere to make up for it. Stay out of cities since you like cars and don't buy anything in a HOA. kastein fucked around with this message at 15:09 on May 1, 2014 |
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Ferremit posted:So considering that Australia looks set to turn into USA lite with the destruction of Universal health Care, massive cuts to the public sector and the whole place going to poo poo at a rapid rate of knots, where should I move too in the Real USA so I can get cheap fun cars? Come to Florida, the only state that has rust free cars with no emission testing that won't freeze you to death or kill you with tornadoes, earthquakes and tsunamis 
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May 1, 2014 15:18
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But you still have to deal with all the awful old people from everywhere else who retire there, plus the horrible hicks/mud truck drivers, and hurricanes. No such thing as a free lunch unfortunately.
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The old people and hicks are inland, you gotta stay on the coast, west is the best. And we see hurricanes coming literally hundreds of miles away, if you're not evacuated or in a shelter by the time it hits you're a dumbass and deserve to die.
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May 1, 2014 15:24
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Sartre was right, Hell is other people, everywhere is awful
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If you're coming from Australia because you're tired of hearing about THE BOATS, you may want to scratch Florida off the list
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rscott posted:Sartre was right, Hell is other people, everywhere is awful Come on, meteor. 
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May 1, 2014 15:41
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KozmoNaut posted:Hello  Jesus Christ, when did this happen?
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Slung Blade posted:
http://jalopnik.com/holy-crap-its-james-may-with-short-hair-866346313
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May 1, 2014 15:45
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Holy poo poo! i just remembered that the goverments gonna give me $23,000 just because im building a house! Thats gonna build a REALLY nice shed!
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May 1, 2014 15:52
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leica posted:Come to Florida, the only state that has rust free cars with no emission testing that won't freeze you to death or kill you with tornadoes, earthquakes and tsunamis I wouldn't say "rust free" universally. Salty, moist sea air is a bitch. It's warm and humid roughly 365.25 days a year in South Florida, so prepare to flop sweat when you walk outside in "winter". Central and North Florida are slightly more temperate, but much more redneck. Also, there are exactly zero fun driving roads in Florida, since it's all flat as a pancake. I'm biased, but I like Georgia. Mountains and ocean within a 4 hour drive of anywhere in the state, cheap real estate, good job market, and nice weather. I'll concede the tornado thing, because we actually do get quite a few of those. Florida actually gets more than any other state, but most are waterspouts offshore or spawned from hurricanes, so you'd be evacuated from the area anyway. We only do emissions inspections in 13 counties (out of 159) and the "inspection" process consists of looking under the car with a mirror to see if the catalytic converter is present and not bypassed. Yeah, we have some real shitboxes on the road, but gently caress paying 4x the price for parts just because they are CARB approved. Also, there's a rolling 25-year exemption, so once your ride is 25 years old, no more inspections.
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Hell yeah. My roommate recently bought a crock-pot. I just dumped a poo poo load of chicken in there and emptied a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's into it.
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Super Aggro Crag posted:Hell yeah. My roommate recently bought a crock-pot. I just dumped a poo poo load of chicken in there and emptied a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's into it. Is this an accomplishment? Sounds loving awful.
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Super Aggro Crag posted:Hell yeah. My roommate recently bought a crock-pot. I just dumped a poo poo load of chicken in there and emptied a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's into it. Add small amount of apple cider vinegar, a little bit of brown sugar and some crushed red pepper flakes. Its the cats rear end!
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May 1, 2014 16:33
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bandman posted:I'm biased, but I like Georgia. Same here, not leaving. 40 minutes from Brunswick and Savannah. I could do without the bible-thumpers, but that's the price I willingly pay to live so close to tons of nature type poo poo to do and cheap real estate.
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May 1, 2014 16:36
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Super Aggro Crag posted:Hell yeah. My roommate recently bought a crock-pot. I just dumped a poo poo load of chicken in there and emptied a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's into it. So easy even Amy Adams can do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA2ys8C-lNk [pet]cock-au-vin takes 30 minutes.
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As someone who came to the states from Australia, I liked Colorado the most because it has crazy beautiful mountains and a high percentage of chill people. I really like michigan once I got over how loving cold it is. The car scene is awesome, the city is starting to come back, property is cheap, and we have no sort of auto inspections whatsoever. Also it's relatively dry in Colorado so the snow isn't as heavy as the snow we get in michigan/northern Midwest so yeah. I liked Tennessee quite a bit as well but I only went to Nashville and some other big city and everyone was crazy nice and laid back while not being obviously racists or GRRR OBAMA or whatever but what do I know I'm sure someone here can tell you more about it than me
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BraveUlysses posted:Is this an accomplishment? Sounds loving awful. You're crazy. BrokenKnucklez posted:Add small amount of apple cider vinegar, a little bit of brown sugar and some crushed red pepper flakes. Its the cats rear end! We don't have any of that and I'm not leaving the house today. Also, jalapeno cream cheese is the loving truth.
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I make chicken chili that is basically like 2 lbs of boneless chicken breasts, 2 or 3 cans of black and red beans, 2 cans of rotel tomatoes and peppers, and assorted spices to taste. Throw that poo poo in the crockpot before you leave for work, come home to a house that smells amazing and 3 or 4 meals of great food e: if you want to stretch it out some more you can throw it on top of some brown rice too
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Tusen Takk posted:As someone who came to the states from Australia, I liked Colorado the most because it has crazy beautiful mountains and a high percentage of chill people. I really like michigan once I got over how loving cold it is. The car scene is awesome, the city is starting to come back, property is cheap, and we have no sort of auto inspections whatsoever. Only problem with CO is all the loving assholes from Cali moving in and voting in the same loving terrible laws that they're fleeing Cali to escape the consequences of. I'd say come to Iowa, but unless you're in the ag business, there's no reason to ever come here. It is a wasteland of corn, pigs, rust, and emptiness.
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Liquid Communism posted:Only problem with CO is all the loving assholes from Cali moving in and voting in the same loving terrible laws that they're fleeing Cali to escape the consequences of. Then come on south to Arizona, where despite the hilariously huge number of CA transplants, we still vote in Sheriff Joe every loving time! 
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I love Wisconsin because leaving Madison is like stepping of the edge of the world.
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IOwnCalculus posted:Then come on south to Arizona, where despite the hilariously huge number of CA transplants, we still vote in Sheriff Joe every loving time! Eh, I'll stick to corn country. Where the GOP keeps getting confused because they somehow forget that we're all generally of the opinion that shoving our personal beliefs down someone else's throat is just plain rude. Gotta love being a mostly-blue state in flyover country!
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Liquid Communism posted:Eh, I'll stick to corn country. Where the GOP keeps getting confused because they somehow forget that we're all generally of the opinion that shoving our personal beliefs down someone else's throat is just plain rude. Gotta love being a mostly-blue state in flyover country! But for some unknown awful reason we voted Branstad back in. (Because Culver was a loving idiot). Personally I can't wait to leave next door red state hell. When the only Governors running for this state are all Republican and who is the biggest darling endorsed by Sarah Palin... Ugh. Liquid Communism posted:I'd say come to Iowa, but unless you're in the ag business, there's no reason to ever come here. Des Moines Metro, Iowa City, Cedar Rapids (as long as the winds aren't blowing in the wrong direction) are actually pretty awesome towns. After living in Omaha, which is just a bigger quad cities, except more crime, Des Moines, while not paradise, is pretty nice place to live.
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