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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
The same reason there are auto-ban thread tags here :v:

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MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
It's web 2.0, gotta embrace it man!

Even if you embrace it with your dick, because I'm sure everyone wants to know that you "liked" Interacial Cumslut Vol 1-76.

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

karl fungus posted:

I will never understand why they feel the need to put Facebook integration on porn sites.

Search FB groups for "butt slappin" and filter by private.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Hackers are very active in the facebook community. They post videos to your timeline, and also delete friends from facebook.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Hackers are very active in the facebook community. They post videos to your timeline, and also delete friends from facebook.

And post fake coming out statuses. Damned hackers.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

karl fungus posted:

I will never understand why they feel the need to put Facebook integration on porn sites.

Because one idiot clicking on it faces shame and ostracization from his peer group as a side effect of telling his 50-300 friends about a new porn site. The site loses nothing by it, and some of the guys who make fun of him will, later, use that site to jerk it.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Someone hacked into my account once and sexted for three months with one of my coworkers, setting up illicit meets and everything.

I swear, baby, it was hackers, please believe me :qq:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


Conservatives are still being intentionally obtuse about Trayvon Martin, I guess. Yes, the men were arrested. Obviously.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I think I'm seeing a pattern: seems like if the races are capitalized, then whoever wrote it is a shithead.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
Saw this on Pinterest



...I don't think that's a cute baby name at all

(my apologies if this starts a name derail, that's not where I was trying to go)

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It's a biblical name, technically, but not one of the ones you want to still be using.

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
I wonder why "camping while white" doesn't have quite the same rhetorical impact as "driving while black"?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

It's a biblical name, technically, but not one of the ones you want to still be using.

It used to be a grand name, as the man in the Bible was a great king and a mighty hunter, like Orion or Theseus.

Then Bugs Bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd "poor little Nimrod" and now it means an idiot.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Byzantine posted:

Then Bugs Bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd "poor little Nimrod" and now it means an idiot.

What a maroon.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW
To be fair, although he was grand in the Bible he was also an antagonistic figure, I recall? So it was still a bad name even before Bugs Bunny came along.

poo poo, Orion would be a cool name...

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Can Lucifer or Satan also be considered Biblical names?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Nimrod is "credited" as the king who oversaw the construction of the Tower of Babel, so its pretty midrange as far as Biblical names go.

Double Plus Good
Nov 4, 2009

trapped mouse posted:



Conservatives are still being intentionally obtuse about Trayvon Martin, I guess. Yes, the men were arrested. Obviously.

Yes. They are. On my city's news website, every time there is a report on a crime committed by a black male, there are floods of white dudes piling over each other to make a "Another one of Obongo's sons!!" joke in the comments section.

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
Maybe it was an accident...or maybe...it was MURD

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Double Plus Good posted:

Yes. They are. On my city's news website, every time there is a report on a crime committed by a black male, there are floods of white dudes piling over each other to make a "Another one of Obongo's sons!!" joke in the comments section.

One local paper (the only somewhat decent one) decided a few years ago to stop mentioning the race of criminals, wanted men, etc. I get what they were going for, but now every single article only has comments about how the person MUST be black and the paper is just trying to hide all the black crime from everyone and keep the white man down.


On the porn front, now when you like someone on Tinder and they like you back, it gives you the option to message them or Tell Your Friends! with a link to share on facebook. Look grandma, me and this person both want to gently caress each other!

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

trapped mouse posted:



Conservatives are still being intentionally obtuse about Trayvon Martin, I guess. Yes, the men were arrested. Obviously.

drat those murdeders!

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
What is "execution style" even supposed to mean? How do you not kill someone execution style?

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

karl fungus posted:

What is "execution style" even supposed to mean? How do you not kill someone execution style?

In this context, I think execution style is when the killer has the victim in some submissive pose, like on their knees, before killing them, like shooting them in the back of the head.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Pead posted:

In this context, I think execution style is when the killer has the victim in some submissive pose, like on their knees, before killing them, like shooting them in the back of the head.

But in reality, it means they were black and he was white, therefore it was "execution style" for dramatic effect on the reader.

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014

trapped mouse posted:



Conservatives are still being intentionally obtuse about Trayvon Martin, I guess. Yes, the men were arrested. Obviously.
I Googled around to try and find out more about the story because I assumed that the details in the image macro was overblown and that, unlike Trayvon Martin, the killers will see jail time. Funny thing is I can't seem to find a source other than thewhitevoice.com or black-on-white-crime.blogspot.com :freep:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Idea: take a picture of some normal looking white person, give them a fake name, and make a memorial style picture mourning their death at the hands of a variable number of "Black males" (capitalization required) that killed them execution style. Make sure to include an "Obama's son" reference. Spread it on one of those Facebook feeds, and see how long it takes for a racist acquaintance to pick it up.

Then point out that you made it.

you may die
Dec 15, 2013

Met posted:

But in reality, it means they were black and he was white, therefore it was "execution style" for dramatic effect on the reader.

Execution-style, like those gangland murders that always happen to people who aren't in gangs.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

beepsandboops posted:

I Googled around to try and find out more about the story because I assumed that the details in the image macro was overblown and that, unlike Trayvon Martin, the killers will see jail time. Funny thing is I can't seem to find a source other than thewhitevoice.com or black-on-white-crime.blogspot.com :freep:

http://www.wafb.com/story/25453437/...campaign=buffer

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


soldiers are literally jesus :barf:

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

CeramicPig posted:

Saw this on Pinterest



...I don't think that's a cute baby name at all

(my apologies if this starts a name derail, that's not where I was trying to go)

Good name if you are the son of a motherfucker

e: I also like that it looks like a question mark at the end, the cake is asking "Seriously you called your son nimrod?"

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

karl fungus posted:

Can Lucifer or Satan also be considered Biblical names?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_of_Cagliari

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

karl fungus posted:

Idea: take a picture of some normal looking white person, give them a fake name, and make a memorial style picture mourning their death at the hands of a variable number of "Black males" (capitalization required) that killed them execution style. Make sure to include an "Obama's son" reference. Spread it on one of those Facebook feeds, and see how long it takes for a racist acquaintance to pick it up.

Then point out that you made it.

I'd say hide a signature inside the image to prove it, but there'd by so many JPEG artifacts by the time it gets back to you, you wouldn't be able to recognize it.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



soldiers are literally jesus :barf:

From earlier in the thread:

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Jesus, this one isn't even hard to disprove.

http://chc-hinojosa.house.gov/ Congressional Hispanic Congress

http://capac-chu.house.gov/ Congressional Asian Pacific American Congress.

In short, no, just you. You're the racist one.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
B-but what about the Congressional White Caucus

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

karl fungus posted:

B-but what about the Congressional White Caucus

I think that's just the rest of congress.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Scarf posted:

I think that's just the rest of congress.

Reverse racism!!!

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

karl fungus posted:

Reverse racism!!!

Checkmate, liberals. :smug:

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CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
So I'm usually proud of my facebook feed because of the general lack of idiots. Then this gets posted this morning



Not the worst thing posted in the thread by far, and at least Net Neutrality is an actual issue, but the way this's written is just so ugh

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