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Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Command Ant posted:

Detective Glitch was unavailable for comment.

GLITCH IS A DETECTIVE NOW???

God drat, kids shows are getting dark. He must have killed Frankly and Monday and taken over their lives.

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Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Now you're all just being irrational.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You've all got problems you need to work out. I'm surprised you can even function.
I'm nonplussed at how negative this thread has become.
To sum up all these base puns...
Remember not to sine your posts.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Meatwave posted:

GLITCH IS A DETECTIVE NOW???

God drat, kids shows are getting dark. He must have killed Frankly and Monday and taken over their lives.



Ah, this takes me back.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i would like it if you guys could be a little more rational

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

amityville anus posted:

i would like it if you guys could be a little more rational

And I would like it if time were did not have 4 sides.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Blogging at night: just as fun as going to a rave.



edit: Holy poo poo, I just noticed the recycling warning.

mrkillboy has a new favorite as of 12:01 on May 25, 2014

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

That is the best recycling warning ever.

G20 Sumbitch
Sep 29, 2007

Happy Hockey Is The Best!!!
*CAUTION: MALE PARTS*

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

mrkillboy posted:

Blogging at night: just as fun as going to a rave.



edit: Holy poo poo, I just noticed the recycling warning.

I think I "get" nuGBS now

Gavrilo Princip
Feb 4, 2007


I wonder if they caught all the nerds, or if a few riemann to carry on their scheme

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Gavrilo Princip posted:

I wonder if they caught all the nerds, or if a few riemann to carry on their scheme

Okay, okay, that was the line, and you crossed it.

...or should I say, bisected it?

Wet Fifty
Dec 6, 2005

Greetings from the inner-
city, high-humidity, ass
and titty bar.

mrkillboy posted:

Blogging at night: just as fun as going to a rave.



edit: Holy poo poo, I just noticed the recycling warning.

All this time, I had been having fun without the fun way to have fun. I was such a fool.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Non Serviam posted:

Yeah, it's not like things like books had copyright and that there was extensive litigation on them.

No one ever read books.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!



I hope this doesn't count as a macro :ohdear:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

mng posted:



I hope this doesn't count as a macro :ohdear:

No one really gives a poo poo about macros unless it's off topic, but I don't know how you could possibly think that wasn't an image macro.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I know it's a macro, but it was in context hence the 'hope it doesn't count against the rules'. I think the tyranny of the previous two mods have scarred me. No one cares, have a picture:

tfunk
Dec 20, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rodbeard posted:

They're a protected species. You aren't allowed to kill any migratory animal.

Not sure where you are from but there are plenty of delicious migratory animals here in 'merica that we slaughter legally

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

LoonShia posted:

That's where they create weapons of math instruction, right?

Negative.

fromagex
Oct 11, 2006

Meatwave posted:

GLITCH IS A DETECTIVE NOW???

God drat, kids shows are getting dark. He must have killed Frankly and Monday and taken over their lives.



This just makes me sad their adventures are so hard to find these days.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
these math puns are gettingto be a real bohr

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You all deserve a prize for your math puns.


And etc.



Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
Okay, that picture is seriously confusing my brain, is it a 'shop, optical illusion, or is there seriously an incline that steep that people drive on?

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

umalt posted:

Okay, that picture is seriously confusing my brain, is it a 'shop, optical illusion, or is there seriously an incline that steep that people drive on?

I could have rehosted the photo but this whole page is pretty great:

http://www.wantinews.com/news-6426857-Bridge-traffic-jam-so-how-slope-broken-hand-waves-encounter.html

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
It's a bridge in Japan that's been raised to allow ships to pass under, and yes the incline is that steep.


It's become an unexpected tourist hot spot (with promotions mentioning the view as you drive across) and from what I can gather Daihatsu used it to promote their cars by demonstrating that they're capable of getting up the hill.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Yes.

quote:

Some netizens commented that, if this bridge open hand wave in car collision the traffic jam, just to 'scare urine' it.

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

"You think this is some kind of game, rear end in a top hat?"

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
That title is some of the worst word salad I've ever seen.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

WebDog posted:

It's a bridge in Japan that's been raised to allow ships to pass under, and yes the incline is that steep.


It's become an unexpected tourist hot spot (with promotions mentioning the view as you drive across) and from what I can gather Daihatsu used it to promote their cars by demonstrating that they're capable of getting up the hill.

I have nightmares about roads and bridges like this all the time. That's terrifying.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

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Flagrant Abuse posted:

That article is some of the worst word salad I've ever seen.

ftfy

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

lidnsya posted:

I have nightmares about roads and bridges like this all the time. That's terrifying.

Try the High Five Interchange in Dallas. At the top level you're a good 120 feet off the ground. At the lower levels you have two or three lanes of traffic crossing over you. And if you break down anywhere, there's no shoulder to speak of...

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Frostwerks posted:

You sound like a little bitch who got his rear end kicked by a bird. It's ok to admit it.

He probably has. I've lived in a goose-dense area my whole life and never once had a problem with them, because I treat them with the basic respect that any living thing deserves and I'm also not a moron who goes running up to goslings to take a picture. People who don't act like dicks won't be treated like dicks.

Cross posted from the DealExtreme thread:

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Part of Everything posted:

He probably has. I've lived in a goose-dense area my whole life and never once had a problem with them, because I treat them with the basic respect that any living thing deserves and I'm also not a moron who goes running up to goslings to take a picture. People who don't act like dicks won't be treated like dicks.

Cross posted from the DealExtreme thread:


The glowing eyes in the fifth thumbnail scare the piss out of me.

...I still can't figure out what that thing is though.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Frostwerks posted:

You sound like a little bitch who got his rear end kicked by a bird. It's ok to admit it.

You're right, I have gotten my rear end kicked by roosters before. Never did a thing to them and as soon as they'd see anyone they'd actively seek them out and attack.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Tracula posted:

You're right, I have gotten my rear end kicked by roosters before. Never did a thing to them and as soon as they'd see anyone they'd actively seek them out and attack.

Obligatory:

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven
There are some people I wonder why I'm friends with them on facebook, and then they post this and unintentionally redeem themselves.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Alligator gars are tough as gently caress and deal with low oxygen pretty well.

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ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
Garfish are something out of primordial times and should not be alive at these days.

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