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I know it's only tangentially connected (and only connected via rage) to the topic at hand, but I must say that I saw the most mystifying(ly stupid) bootleg Calvin sticker on the back of a vehicle today. There were no other stickers on the back to identify if it was parodic, a serious political statement, or what. It's almost zen-like in its badness. Thankfully, the use of Arial means that it was actually fairly easy to GIS one and create a replica. Honestly, I'm just baffled. I just don't get it. e: Oh, jesus, this had to be the first post on the page, didn't it? I'm sorry. hexwren fucked around with this message at 04:56 on May 26, 2014 |
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz don Jaime posted:M is the 13th letter of the alphabet, so Margot Mazier would be a viable suspect. 13 looks like a B, so obviously he meant it was Bruce the Banker. Juliet Jones  I'm a little embarassed how long it took me to figure out she's lighting a cigarette in the last panel. At first it looked to me like a rocket was flying through the room. Maybe it's time to see my optometrist...  Phantom Classic   Radio Patrol   Rip Kirby   Big Ben Bolt  
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don Jaime posted:So the setting is definitely not "the states" but the American government agency NIMH is active here? They're in Britain, and they're probably going elsewhere to fight the dastardly department of health. I mean, why the hell would you keep Toad around if you aren't going to give him a flying car?
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Comics (April 23rd 2007) So somebody actually died and I'm just laughing at the horrible construction here. I am a monster. La Cucaracha  Doonesbury  The Duplex  F-Minus  Non Sequitur  -- Eyebeam (March 19th 1983)  So would we call this a life hack today? With our new, hip lingo I mean. It's All Right Chief Dharma (October 19th 2009)  I had to do something weird to preserve the joke here. No idea if it worked. Some Guy TT fucked around with this message at 05:49 on May 26, 2014 |
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don Jaime posted:M is the 13th letter of the alphabet, so Margot Mazier would be a viable suspect. I was thinking it was an A and a C, but sadly there was no Mario Lopez.
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don Jaime posted:I turned 14 in 1989, and I've never heard of Jan Howard or any of these songs before. I think he's making this up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdXQAQHjd8 But enough of late 80s country music. F Minus  Mary Worth  Christ, lady, he took the loving job didn't he? He even cut his goddam hair to interview for this lovely minimum wage janitor gig. Give him a break. Rex Morgan MD  It's Hat Week in Rex Morgan.
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Regarding Inspector Danger, that has to be the dopiest marine biologist I've seen, and I know quite a few. They're actually fairly active and outdoorsy since they do a lot of coastal work and go sailing around on boats a lot.
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Midnight Moth posted:Regarding Inspector Danger, that has to be the dopiest marine biologist I've seen, and I know quite a few. They're actually fairly active and outdoorsy since they do a lot of coastal work and go sailing around on boats a lot. 
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Midnight Moth posted:Regarding Inspector Danger, that has to be the dopiest marine biologist I've seen, and I know quite a few. They're actually fairly active and outdoorsy since they do a lot of coastal work and go sailing around on boats a lot. He builds rapport with the barnacle by resembling the barnacle.
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Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz I thought it was suspect two because of how she's holding the martini glass.
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Tiggum posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz On the other hand, I now know that it's okay to greet someone with, "Hello, neighbor! SPIT WORDS!"
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz
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Tiggum posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz As a cat owner, I know for a fact the answer to this one is bullshit. Clearly, one of her rear end in a top hat cats sat on her neck in the middle of the night until she suffocated.
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Too easy. The culprit is obviously the person in the 13th panel.
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mtomato posted:Too easy. The culprit is obviously the person in the 13th panel.  Is Inspector Danger translated from something? There's something off about the writing and logic. Besides being insane.
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BlueDestiny posted:Is Inspector Danger translated from something? There's something off about the writing and logic. Besides being insane.
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Skippy (March 7, 1927) Peanuts (May 29, 1967)  Funky Winkerbean   CHESTER HAGGLEMORE Holly's going to make the trip after visiting her gynecologist, Doctor Gropenside. Popeye gives us Wimpy the poo poo disturber.  Rip Haywire 
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Merry Memorial Day! Sorry all you non-Memorial Day havers. I'll drink a beer for you.  Johnny Walker posted:F Minus Most likely because this created the requirement. He didn't eat a car, but he did eat a plane and a bunch of other stuff. Jane's World  Ok? Right.. good to know, then.. for whatever reason. Non Sequitur   Heavenly Nostrils  What the hell's up with that patterning? Ew. Kliban  Ooookkaayy? 9 Chickweed Lane 5/26/2003  Wow, Brooke. That sounds pretty gross.  Zits  Wow, 5 a piece? Impressive. I'd be vibrating like a tuning fork. Kevin & Kell  Wait, what? How many times do they plan on getting married? Nemi And, just when I thought we may've one-upped the UK, I'm wrong. 
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Kliban Rex was once a popular name for dogs.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Merry Memorial Day! Sorry all you non-Memorial Day havers. I'll drink a beer for you. I think the US and the UK took part in some minor joint police action or peacekeeping thing back in the 1940's and some soldiers died or something. Joint holiday, maybe?
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Fingerpori - Are you down? - Oh you mean the syndrome, huh?! I guess it works in English but the joke is so bad I can't be bothered to edit it in. Stupid anglicisms. Fok_It  J. Karjalainen ja Mustat lasit (J. Karjalainen and the Black Glasses) was a popular blues folk rock group in the 80's. In case you forgot, the W stands for Wednesday.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:9 Chickweed Lane 5/26/2003 Ladies love it when you compare their facial features to an open wound. 
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Pvt.Scott posted:I think the US and the UK took part in some minor joint police action or peacekeeping thing back in the 1940's and some soldiers died or something. Joint holiday, maybe? No, actually. This is just the UK spring bank holiday that used to be Whit monday but got fixed on the last Monday in May because Easter already moves too many around. The big UK military memorial day is Remembrance Sunday in November.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Rex was once a popular name for dogs. And an equally uncreative name for a king.
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Cul-de-sac And who doesn't? The Creeps should probably go to the hospital.  Broom Hilda Friday's, not worth anything else to post.  That bear's gonna gently caress her up.
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Emmy Lou That's kind of a mean thing to say. Heathcliff  Mandrake the Magician  The Phantom  Pickles  Classic Prince Valiant  
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Ham Shears "Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." - Gene Fowler The Dinette Set 
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Oh Fok_It, didn't see you there
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Tina's Groove Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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Man, Detroit is a pretty cool town. Lots of amazing architecture, good food, and the streets are so empty now that you can just walk everywhere no problem. Wander outside the metro area and you're practically in Beirut, though. Well, that was my weekend, how about you guys? Oh, wait, I left things on a cliffhanger again, didn't I? Well, here's your Conclusion Comix.  RandomFerret posted:Previously on Pooch Café   Three days later Poncho died of ick. Ballard Street   The great thing about Arthur's fetish is that they don't have to do anything to indulge him. Acting like he's not even there is still hot as hell.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Tina's Groove PLUMB, dammit!
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Does the joke have to do with the falling waitress?
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gleebster posted:Does the joke have to do with the falling waitress? God, I didn't even see that! I have to be more detail oriented with these.
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Bloom County Truly, the '80s were the last great decade for non-Super Soaker toy guns.   Calvin And Hobbes   DOGG  Ripley's 
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gleebster posted:Does the joke have to do with the falling waitress? The joke is that he's not a man who asked her on a coffee date (which the waitress apparently assumed), it's her brother and they caught each other playing hooky.
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Gil Gil has a habit of watching really bad adult television. When I was a kid whenever the TV was free and a good cartoon wasn't on it was always video game time. Retail  You know, I looked into the business justification for huddles for the sake of hearing both sides and one of the reasons listed was to make sure employees were on the right track and not wasting a bunch of time doing the wrong thing and management didn't need to check up on them as often. So congrats to Norm Feuti for showing why this store could benefit from huddles. I wonder how much Amber's mistake just cost the store. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  I haven't been in grade school for so long I completely forgot that schools get out around now. Dustin  Looks like any other bachelor pad. On the Fastrack  1) Do large organizations not already have the lion's share of bandwidth on account of bandwidth costing money? 2) Just how much bandwidth did it take for that Solitaire java applet to load? Safe Havens  Oh. Well, I guess Sam's reckless toying with mad science finally got the best of her, and that's the end of Safe Havens. Hope everyone enjoyed it!
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Darthemed posted:Ripley's That is an amazing picture of Brian Blessed.
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Midnight Moth posted:Dustin Oh, those wacky teenagers, always...messing up their otherwise relatively clean rooms by leaving their drawers and cabinets open?
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