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marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Yeah I remember people talking about how Clegg's seat was in danger right after the last general election.

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Alecto
Feb 11, 2014

LemonDrizzle posted:

Ruh-roh: Lib Dems face defeat in 'safe' seats


Clegg's seat being at risk is unsurprising, but if the Lib Dems' local organizations elsewhere can't save them then they're in deep trouble. Julian Huppert always struck me as a fairly decent bloke for an MP - would be a shame to see him ousted, although he was always going to have a tough time in 2015 as a Lib Dem MP representing a university town.

So the key to the next parliament might not be who can convince the Lib Dems to join them, but who can take the Lib Dems' seats. Labour looks ahead on that front, with a 17% swing to them in Cambridge, 14% in Redcar (not that the Conservatives would ever win there), 17% in Sheffield Hallam. Whereas the Conservatives would take Wells while actually having their vote share decrease by 1%. With current polling (35/34/10), that could be a small Labour majority, leaving the Lib Dems with less than 20 seats, most of them going to the Conservatives, given that they're mostly in the South, but also 20 odd going to Labour.

Also interesting how much improvement a leadership change appears to bring about for them, and also how much more preferable Cable appears to be.

Alecto fucked around with this message at 21:44 on May 26, 2014

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Alecto posted:

Also interesting how much improvement a leadership change appears to bring about for them, and also how much more preferable Cable appears to be.

Amusing how Danny Alexander somehow drags them up despite few knowing who he is (and the ones that do mostly think him a dick). I imagine an 'anyone but Clegg' would have the same effect.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Noxville posted:

Amusing how Danny Alexander somehow drags them up despite few knowing who he is (and the ones that do mostly think him a dick). I imagine an 'anyone but Clegg' would have the same effect.

I say bring back Charlie Kennedy, give him a bottle of scotch, and let God sort it out.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

marktheando posted:

Yeah I remember people talking about how Clegg's seat was in danger right after the last general election.

Pretty much the first act the Tories made once they got their feet under the table was cancel a loan - not a grant, just a loan - to Forgemasters that would have allowed them to gear up for making the new generation of nukes that - like it or not - are absolutely required in the next two decades. Even if the following four years had been an unqualified success, Clegg would have been unelectable because of the (probably rightful) perception that he was responsible for the loss of hundreds of new jobs.

I'm fairly certain that's the political equivalent of one of those fictional gang initiations where you have to go kill someone for no reason for ickle Nick, and he's probably baffled to this day why Dave and Gideon still flick bits of paper at the back of his head all the time.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

marktheando posted:

Yeah I remember people talking about how Clegg's seat was in danger right after the last general election.

Sheffield was strongly tory-safe prior to 96 - which was always a surprise to me when I was living there in 94/95 - with the SDP-Liberal Alliance/lib dems a distant second (~ 25k to 12k iirc), in 96 it flipped to the same numbers but in reverse.

Thus its not really surprising that it could easily flip back.

Alecto
Feb 11, 2014

Noxville posted:

Amusing how Danny Alexander somehow drags them up despite few knowing who he is (and the ones that do mostly think him a dick). I imagine an 'anyone but Clegg' would have the same effect.

We might actually be in one of those very rare scenarios where the negatives of appearing in disarray less than a year out from the election are outweighed by the sheer loathing for a party leader. In a bizarre twist of fate, the only way for Clegg to hold his seat might well be to let Cable take over. Though I find it hard to believe that his constituents are suddenly a lot more likely to vote for Clegg if Cable becomes leader.

SybilVimes posted:

Sheffield was strongly tory-safe prior to 96 - which was always a surprise to me when I was living there in 94/95 - with the SDP-Liberal Alliance/lib dems a distant second (~ 25k to 12k iirc), in 96 it flipped to the same numbers but in reverse.

Thus its not really surprising that it could easily flip back.

Except the poll suggests it's flipping to Labour with a huge swing.

Alecto fucked around with this message at 21:52 on May 26, 2014

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Trickjaw posted:

I say bring back Charlie Kennedy, give him a bottle of scotch, and let God sort it out.

At least someone would finally step up and just tell Farage to get hosed.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

At least someone would finally step up and just tell Farage to get hosed.
Which would probably give Farage another percentage point in the polls.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Alecto posted:

So the key to the next parliament might not be who can convince the Lib Dems to join them, but who can take the Lib Dems' seats. Labour looks ahead on that front, with a 17% swing to them in Cambridge, 14% in Redcar (not that the Conservatives would ever win there), 17% in Sheffield Hallam. Whereas the Conservatives would take Wells while actually having their vote share decrease by 1%. With current polling (35/34/10), that could be a small Labour majority, leaving the Lib Dems with less than 20 seats, most of them going to the Conservatives, given that they're mostly in the South, but also 20 odd going to Labour.

Also interesting how much improvement a leadership change appears to bring about for them, and also how much more preferable Cable appears to be.

Isn't Sheffield Hallam traditionally a Tory seat? I'd be surprised if it went to Labour, they've never won there.

I don't think I could hack it if Danny Alexander would be named the new Lib Dem leader, he's an empty vessel and I'm still quietly hopefully we'll be able to vote him out of office next year.

Alecto
Feb 11, 2014

forkboy84 posted:

Isn't Sheffield Hallam traditionally a Tory seat? I'd be surprised if it went to Labour, they've never won there.

Well that's the contention of the poll. What appears to be loving the Tories is that Labour gain hugely from the Lib Dems (and them a bit), but the Tory leaning Lib Dems stay with Clegg. Hence Labour win 33 to the Lib Dems 23 and the Conservatives probably barely behind that. If the Lib Dems were utterly abandoned the Tories probably would win.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Zephro posted:

Which would probably give Farage another percentage point in the polls.

The 'debates' would have gone far better if the Lib Dem response was "ach, get tae gently caress!" to everything Farage spouted.

The Supreme Court
Feb 25, 2010

Pirate World: Nearly done!
Danny Alexander isn't electable. Vince Cable will get hammered if he takes over. "The next leader of the Lib Dems: that bloke who privatised the post office and gave lots of money to the bankers!". Shame, as Cable actually seems like a decent guy.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

forkboy84 posted:

Isn't Sheffield Hallam traditionally a Tory seat? I'd be surprised if it went to Labour, they've never won there.

I don't think I could hack it if Danny Alexander would be named the new Lib Dem leader, he's an empty vessel and I'm still quietly hopefully we'll be able to vote him out of office next year.

Cable and Alexander are both terminally tainted by their association - either individually or occasionally together - with every nasty thing the Tories have done. Same goes to a lesser extent to their entire front bench.

Simon Hughes seems like a good bet - he's disliked by Clegg and most of the rest of the front bench, which is a pretty good position to be in, and is well-liked in the local government wing of the party which has been much less badly-affected as might be expected by the coalition. However if he gets the leadership he'll probably end up being a fall guy because I can see it falling apart altogether if the election goes badly enough.

(I'll leave aside the personal life stuff because a) it shouldn't be an issue anyway and b) neither labour nor the Tories can really use it against him either, for different reasons, so it probably wouldn't be an issue. Mind you he could be Denis Nilsen and it would still only be slightly less terminal to his electoral charges than being a Liberal Democrat)

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
I thought Farron was supposed to be front runner to replace Clegg anyway.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
Gove has written an article explaining the book thing:

http://t.co/P39RPx1UcP

Not true, apparently.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



SybilVimes posted:

I thought Farron was supposed to be front runner to replace Clegg anyway.

I have heard that a while back, but he has never really struck me as being interested in being on the firing line (wisely)

Trickjaw fucked around with this message at 22:29 on May 26, 2014

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

SybilVimes posted:

I thought Farron was supposed to be front runner to replace Clegg anyway.

"Who the gently caress is that? For all I know he could be the leader of the Special Boat Service!"

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

goddamnedtwisto posted:

"Who the gently caress is that? For all I know he could be the leader of the Special Boat Service!"

Hey, his name sounds a BIT like Farage, it might work as a trick to get the 'really loving stupid racist' vote.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Literally parachute Pantsdown back into the job, knife between his teeth and sten gun blazing.

baronvonsabre
Aug 1, 2013

thehustler posted:

Gove has written an article explaining the book thing:

http://t.co/P39RPx1UcP

Not true, apparently.

That article is loving hilarious. Of course you can teach Of Mice and Men, as long as you also teach "a whole Shakespeare play, poetry from 1789 including the romantics, a 19th-century novel and some fiction or drama written in the British Isles since 1914". Perfectly reasonable.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
I know, it's ridiculous isn't it

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about

baronvonsabre posted:

That article is loving hilarious. Of course you can teach Of Mice and Men, as long as you also teach "a whole Shakespeare play, poetry from 1789 including the romantics, a 19th-century novel and some fiction or drama written in the British Isles since 1914". Perfectly reasonable.

Then again when I did GCSE English the only thing missing from that list that I did was the poetry, we did about three Shakespeares and two American novels as well as Austen and the war poets.

Whitefish
May 31, 2005

After the old god has been assassinated, I am ready to rule the waves.

baronvonsabre posted:

That article is loving hilarious. Of course you can teach Of Mice and Men, as long as you also teach "a whole Shakespeare play, poetry from 1789 including the romantics, a 19th-century novel and some fiction or drama written in the British Isles since 1914". Perfectly reasonable.

I'm pretty sure I did all of those things for GCSE, as well as A View From the Bridge by Arthur Miller. I don't think it's that impossible.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
GCSE is two years, isn't it? Gove is a scumbag but unless we've got teachers in the thread to correct me that sounds a lot like what I did around that age and seems possible?

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
We did: Of Mice & Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Merchant of Venice, Romeo & Juliet, Rime of the Ancient Mariner, and Canterbury Tales.

I'm pretty sure you could swap one of OM&M/TKaM and one of MoV/R&J to some dickens and something modern and still be happy.

e: I should point out that I'm pretty sure that studying Rime of the Ancient Mariner was just a pretense for being able to get class to watch a 20-minute long bootleg video of Iron Maiden's version filmed in some seedy pub. I wouldn't put it past our english lit teacher at the time.

SybilVimes fucked around with this message at 22:59 on May 26, 2014

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

SybilVimes posted:

Hey, his name sounds a BIT like Farage, it might work as a trick to get the 'really loving stupid racist' vote.

I like this idea.

"Ok Mr Farron congratulations on your election. Now we want you to never be seen in public without a pint in one hand, a cigarette in the other. And a look of inhuman smugness on your face"

"Why do i hav - Just trust us sir, it's all part of the plan."

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Gove posted:

A specification that allows for Keats and Heaney, Shakespeare and Miller, the Brontės and Pinter was welcomed by teachers, who recognise that English literature has an unparalleled range of writers who can inspire young minds.

Am I misreading this or is he saying that Seamus Heaney and Arthur Miller are English?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Praseodymi posted:

Am I misreading this or is he saying that Seamus Heaney and Arthur Miller are English?

Or perhaps he's referring to the English language?

twoot
Oct 29, 2012



:viggo:

baronvonsabre
Aug 1, 2013

Whitefish posted:

I'm pretty sure I did all of those things for GCSE, as well as A View From the Bridge by Arthur Miller. I don't think it's that impossible.

Fair enough, but I can only base it on what I know, and there was absolutely no time to cover that much in any kind of depth in Standard Grade.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Mike Hancock's lost his council seat at least, even if it was to a Ukipper. He's still an MP but he's independent while the Lib Dems have suspended him.

The BBC are trivialising his previous behaviour a little: for "sexual misconduct", read "a QC says there's 'compelling evidence' that he sexually assaulted a constituent and harassed her for months despite knowing she was suffering from an illness and had been a victim of previous sexual abuse", they don't just mean some consensual-but-weird sex scandal or something.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So has Farage appeared astride a giant to declare he runs Bartertown yet

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
now he's a "consummate politician" rather than a racist outsider

sigh

HortonNash
Oct 10, 2012

Stottie Kyek posted:

The BBC are trivialising his previous behaviour a little: for "sexual misconduct", read "a QC says there's 'compelling evidence' that he sexually assaulted a constituent and harassed her for months despite knowing she was suffering from an illness and had been a victim of previous sexual abuse", they don't just mean some consensual-but-weird sex scandal or something.

Ever heard of libel?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

ronya posted:

now he's a "consummate politician" rather than a racist outsider

sigh

Did "consummate politician" ever not mean "racist insider"?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
What do you think their "response" will be?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27583545

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Jippa posted:

What do you think their "response" will be?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27583545

The photo on that is perfect

Cameron looking concerned and willing to make the tough decisions
Clegg looking worriedly over his shoulder
Miliband looking both smug and humble at the same time
Farage in a pub

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
In "brocialists are scumbags" non-shocker, over in Ireland, men are already turning on Brid Smith, the People Before Profit candidate, for "splitting the left-wing vote" and causing Paul Murphy, the Socialist Party candidate, to lose his seat. Of course, you can't really do that under STV.

Meanwhile, a case of electoral fraud has been found! Unluckily for right-wing racists, it was in Oxford University SU's NUS disaffiliation referendum:

NUS Referendum declared void posted:

A Junior Tribunal convened on Monday afternoon has found the result of the NUS referendum conducted last week to be void, following the revelation over the weekend of evidence of grave electoral malpractice.

The announcement follows the resignation last night of OUSU's returning Officer Alex Walker and a complaint issued by Jack J Matthews, leader of the 'No' campaign, highlighting the misuse of the Unique Voter Codes (UVCs) issued for the online voting system mi-vote.com.

Cherwell understands that thousands of "spare" voter codes were issued for the election process, and whilst the Returning Officer only issued 20 of these for legitimate purposes, over 1,100 are thought to have been used to vote in the referendum. The codes are thought to have been used in close clusters and from a single locaton.

The Junior Tribunal concluded, "we understand from Ms Falck [acting returning officer] that about 20 replacement codes were issued during the course of the election, the number of spare codes used to vote far exceeds this. This means that votes were cast using a significant number of codes which were never distributed to voters. On this basis alone the referendum result cannot stand".

Whilst the result of the referendum has been anulled, the Junior Tribunal found that "we are unable ro recommend any changes to OUSU's practises or governance".

The Tribunal was chaired by former OUSU committee members Madeline Stanley, Lewis Iwu, Rich Hardiman and was attended by the current Chair of Council Nick Cooper.

It is understood that a decision on whether to reconvene a referendum will take place at OUSU Council on Wednesday.

'No' campaign leader Jack J Matthews told Cherwell, "I welcome the result of the Junior Tribunal - it is absolutely right that the entire Referendum has been voided. We must now wait for a response from other investigations which will seek to discover who perpetrated this crime."

Matthews continued, "In the meantime, I would urge people to ask the questions that need to be asked for the future of OUSU, and not the ones that satisfy curiosity. I particularly look to those on OUSU Council, to find the courage to query and challenge our current practices, and also to set the tone for how this situation will be remedied. It is not for old codgers like me to decide whether we should have another referendum - it is for Council".

OUSU President-elect Louis Trup remarked, "I am genuinely shocked to hear of the electoral malpractice that has led to the results of the NUS referendum being declared void. It's obviously a terrible thing to happen, but I just can't really believe anybody cared enough to go to the trouble of sending off so many votes."

Current OUSU President and 'Yes' campaign leader Tom Rutland has since tweeted his intention to bring forward a motion for OUSU to re-affiliate with the NUS.

However, commenting on the 'Yes' campaign's claim to victory, Jack J Matthews remarked, "While recognising that students did indeed vote to remain affiliated to NUS, it is hard to see how anyone can claim victory when democracy has been so brazenly violated".

Speaking with regards to the 7th Week motion Louis Trup said, "I hope that motion passes, as the real results of the referendum would have been to re-affiliate. However, by voiding the referendum, it is as though it didn't happen, so I will push to have an in/out referendum next academic year. Yay."

Trup continued, "Although the Junior Tribunal could not offer any advice on ways to prevent a similar kerfuffle again, over the summer, the new sabbatical team will look into ways to improve OUSU's systems.

"In the meantime, once I take up my position at the helm of the OUSU ship, I will push for the changes in the NUS which were highlighted over the campaigning period. There has been an indication that around 30% of Oxford students are not happy with the NUS, and that is 30% too many."

Student campaigner Nathan Akehurst told Cherwell, "All those interested in democracy should condemn ballot-stuffing and admire the diligence and principle of Jack Matthews in his investigation. It seems apparent that Oxford did decisively choose to reaffiliate. However, the conversation about OUSU, NUS, democracy and representation should not stop here".

Likewise, Louis Trup observed, "In all of this, Jack Matthews has shown himself to be a truly honourable person. I think the students of Oxford owe a lot to his honesty and top-notch conduct."

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Crane Fist posted:

So has Farage appeared astride a giant to declare he runs Bartertown yet

Master Bastard.

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