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Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
has your hosed up need for attention, so large that you are going to/have cut your own cock off, been satisfied?

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Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

an upper middle class household


found your problem.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

RevSyd posted:

I've noticed that you can't accurately predict a transsexual person's gender preferences, it's as if the gender one wants to gently caress does not always correlate exactly with ones own gender. imagine that

Look, its very simple. If a gay man wants to have sex with men, he becomes a homo. If he wants to have sex with women, he turns himself into a woman.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
do u like boys or girls or other

when u hosed last was they a boy or a girl or other

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
i honestly feel bad for troons. it seems to me like the people that want to sleep with them have fetishes that are hallmarks of hosed up sexuality and gender issues ie. pseudo straight married men who can't reconcile that they like cock so they go for tits on top, balls below

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ilikedirt posted:

do u like boys or girls or other

when u hosed last was they a boy or a girl or other

This has already been discussed.

Im Bi and prefer chicks.

I haven't had sex in about 5 years. Its just not something Im into.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
That would make a great exclamatory phrase: "Balls below!"

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

I haven't had sex in about 5 years. Its just not something Im into.

There is clearly something wrong with you and I don't think cutting off your dick is going to fix it.

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

That would make a great exclamatory phrase: "Balls below!"

what every normal, balanced straight woman yells just before coitus with a troon

welp i confused myself. i meant straight man/lesbian i guess (jesus christ)

Fireless Phoenix fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 26, 2014

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

That would make a great exclamatory phrase: "Balls below!"

mods pls change my name to Balls below! tia

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

That would make a great exclamatory phrase: "Balls below!"

someone please reqrite Moby Dick but instead of a whale, the subject is a fat troon and captain ahab is now a swashbuckling, strapping lesbian (or man)

Fireless Phoenix fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 26, 2014

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bung Harmer posted:

There is clearly something wrong with you and I don't think cutting off your dick is going to fix it.

My choices of how I present myself and my sexuality are two separate things.

Nice try bud. :clint:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Wold a pirate troon say, "Yarr, Balls ho!"

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Bung Harmer posted:

There is clearly something wrong with you and I don't think cutting off your dick is going to fix it.
How much of you saying this comes from the dated notion that all normal, healthy "men" want to suck & gently caress 24/7
You realize if she claimed to enjoy sex that would just be another opportunity to call her a fetishist, correct?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Do you feel like people would be more accepting of troons if they clearly identified themselves instead of trying to insinuate themselves and generally be deceptive? I say yes.

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

How much of you saying this comes from the dated notion that all normal, healthy "men" want to suck & gently caress 24/7
You realize if she claimed to enjoy sex that would just be another opportunity to call her a fetishist, correct?

there's a middle ground between not having sex for FIVE years and "sucking/loving 24/7". nice leap there though. :thumbsup:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

Do you feel like people would be more accepting of troons if they clearly identified themselves instead of trying to insinuate themselves and generally be deceptive? I say yes.

Im not deceptive about who/what I am. If there are trans people doing that maybe its because theyre not comfortable with themselves yet.

Self respect and self realization are a tough road.

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
there is (was?) a militant troon poster who basically admitted that most troons don't really have true gender dysphoria; just other personality disorders. (S)he also admitted that gender dysphoria and trans* was hosed up and there is no "pride" in it and that they'd abort their kids if there was a way to determine if the unborn child was trans.

that's a cool troon IMO. (S)he was realistic about hisher issues.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fireless Phoenix posted:

there's a middle ground between not having sex for FIVE years and "sucking/loving 24/7". nice leap there though. :thumbsup:

I didnt find the right person, I was focused on my job and education, and having the wrong parts doesnt help either.

Sex just isnt important to me; male or female.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Are you a cat person or a dog person?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SunAndSpring posted:

Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Cats 100%

Dogs are ok too.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Cats 100%

Dogs are ok too.

What kind of cat do you like the best? I really like Maine coons cause they're all fluffy and poo poo.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
do youre parents know

i dont feel like readin yhe whole thread its too long sorry

whats ur avatar from

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SunAndSpring posted:

What kind of cat do you like the best? I really like Maine coons cause they're all fluffy and poo poo.

Russian Blue, mutt tabbys, and random street cats.

Floofy, big, fat Maine coons are best too! :3:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ilikedirt posted:

do youre parents know

i dont feel like readin yhe whole thread its too long sorry

whats ur avatar from

They dont know.

My avatar is from a drawing a goon did. Its my face.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

dear troon:

what should i have for dinner

yours

-hungry 4 change

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Noblesse Obliged posted:

dear troon:

what should i have for dinner

yours

-hungry 4 change

Pan fried salmon with a garlic butter and jalapeno dress, spinach with toasted almond flakes, baby red potatos with smoked paprika.

I would side that with a contrasted beer. Something heavy like Guinness or a dark ale.

Honey and frozen blueberries for desert.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Pan fried salmon with a garlic butter and jalapeno dress, spinach with toasted almond flakes, baby red potatos with smoked paprika.

I would side that with a contrasted beer. Something heavy like Guinness or a dark ale.

Honey and frozen blueberries for desert.

god drat thats a good answer.

now take me to your pot of gold

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Noblesse Obliged posted:

god drat thats a good answer.

now take me to your pot of gold

Im a big fan of food and cooking. Its a hobby.

Here are some dishes Ive made.
http://imgur.com/a/n7fbO

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Honestly, yelling at you isn't going to be much fun if you aren't going to act like a deranged rear end in a top hat that demands everyone change their conception of gender or something.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Im a big fan of food and cooking. Its a hobby.

Here are some dishes Ive made.
http://imgur.com/a/n7fbO

those all look really good. you should be on a chef show.

mr. miyagi will reveal the secret ingredient as sausage and you'll make a clam bake out of it

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
I really wanna make that one kind of spaghetti that has squid's ink in it.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Maoist Pussy posted:

Honestly, yelling at you isn't going to be much fun if you aren't going to act like a deranged rear end in a top hat that demands everyone change their conception of gender or something.

op seems ok in my book

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

Honestly, yelling at you isn't going to be much fun if you aren't going to act like a deranged rear end in a top hat that demands everyone change their conception of gender or something.

PRONOUNS AND GENDER AND MAGICAL PIXIES!

My triggers!

Im offended by absolutely everything.

Tumblr and etsy.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Ilikedirt posted:

op seems ok in my book

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

psyopmonkey posted:

They dont know.

My avatar is from a drawing a goon did. Its my face.

are u afraid they might find out
how do yiu think they would react

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SunAndSpring posted:

I really wanna make that one kind of spaghetti that has squid's ink in it.

Its really nothing to scream home about.

I would seek out a nice bronze cut noodle. The texture and sauce holding ability is amazing.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ilikedirt posted:

are u afraid they might find out
how do yiu think they would react

My mom will act like a retarded child.

My dad will be a bit shocked but will quickly move on to acceptance.

I dont need them for support and we dont talk. Im gonna live my own life.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Noblesse Obliged posted:

those all look really good. you should be on a chef show.

mr. miyagi will reveal the secret ingredient as sausage and you'll make a clam bake out of it

Ill just turn the sausage inside out and stuff a steamed carrot in it.

Sausage a la new fem

*Insert joke about horse pee sauce here*

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Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

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psyopmonkey posted:

PRONOUNS AND GENDER AND MAGICAL PIXIES!

My triggers!

Im offended by absolutely everything.

Tumblr and etsy.

I loving KNEW IT!

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