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conceitedguy posted:Browsing for hentai on the internet and actually experiencing the tactile sensation of the piece of art in your hands are entirely different experiences, and it should be clear which is superior.
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Stealth indoctrination of your children into being furries.
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Its probably worth like 20-30$ irl
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From what I gather it might be worth $10 doing the ole' $:HOURS played analysis.
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i stopped playing games i know will be bad and now im happier
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BigLeafyTree posted:why is this game bad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exr0VUJaoio
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elf help book posted:i stopped playing games i know will be bad and now im happier Same.
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elf help book posted:i stopped playing games i know will be bad and now im happier a wise decision
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I play the same three games on repeat and watch the same shows I've already seen on Netflix I will die soon and I need the familiar to distract myself from that fact
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No Such Thing posted:I play the same three games on repeat and watch the same shows I've already seen on Netflix Condolences ![]()
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No Such Thing posted:I play the same three games on repeat and watch the same shows I've already seen on Netflix A good post
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:Its probably worth like 20-30$ irl
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Reviews are in. "Decent but not 60$ decent" is basically the consensus. monkey_island_ending.jpg
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I heard the protagonist's character arc basically starts out with him being good at a thing so he decides this means he never has to work a day in his entire life or obey any of the rules of society in general, like Rent, but then at the very end he learns that he was right all along because he's always right about everything, like Rent, and then you'll wish everyone involved in the making of this awful story would die of a wasting disease, like Rent. confirm/deny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL98zhe-frg quality assurance by the team that brought you big rigs e: man people work fast on this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xzxzQoFTQw
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Got the game with a new graphics card I bought. Download went fine until I hit 99%![]() Thanks assholes.
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Tunahead posted:I heard the protagonist's character arc basically starts out with him being good at a thing so he decides this means he never has to work a day in his entire life or obey any of the rules of society in general, like Rent, but then at the very end he learns that he was right all along because he's always right about everything, like Rent, and then you'll wish everyone involved in the making of this awful story would die of a wasting disease, like Rent.
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Tunahead posted:I heard the protagonist's character arc basically starts out with him being good at a thing so he decides this means he never has to work a day in his entire life or obey any of the rules of society in general, like Rent, but then at the very end he learns that he was right all along because he's always right about everything, like Rent, and then you'll wish everyone involved in the making of this awful story would die of a wasting disease, like Rent. so everyone in this game has aids?
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Watch Dogs' narrative stumbles are bad enough, but it ventures into even more troublesome territory with some of its representation. Female characters in Watch Dogs are victims, to be kidnapped or murdered in the interest of plot or character motivation and are almost all overtly sexualized. Black characters fall into two camps — the aforementioned victims, or, just as maddeningly, criminals. The city of Chicago has an incredibly complicated, difficult history with race, discrimination and segregation. This is a difficult subject to explore in any kind of entertainment. But Watch Dogs' portrayal of Chicago's racial divide seems potentially tone-deaf. Meanwhile, the Profiler's "flavor text," dynamic descriptions assigned to the randomly created NPCs that fill Watch Dogs' Chicago, frequently seem to be lowest-common denominator attempts at humor. When I saw "transgender" and similar attributes presented as throwaway personality quirks, I wasn't laughing.
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there is some lol moments with that like you start the game and you talk to this shady dude over the internet who runs the big hacker group i guess. they spend the first couple missions acting all disinterested and doing deals with you for hacker stuffs or whatev. then you meet this shady dude face to face and surprise its a sexy punk goth chick and from then on shes basically your waifu some of the profiler stuff is pretty weird like one dude gets 'listens to music' and another guy gets 'convicted blood fucker' like those two are comparable personality traits
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Convicted Blood Fucker
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Convicted Blood Fucker
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Hmmmm. It says here that you've been convicted of blood loving? I'm sorry but I don't think you're right for this position.
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Whenever I move to a new neighborhood I have to introduce myself to everyone nearby and let them know that I have been convicted as a blood fucker and I have to wear a tracker on my ankle and stay 5000 feet from any Red Cross blood drive locations.
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:some of the profiler stuff is pretty weird like one dude gets 'listens to music' and another guy gets 'convicted blood fucker' like those two are comparable personality traits its just like real life, some people are more boring than others. some people have "music listener" as their most interesting thing and other people gently caress blood
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Gameplay is pretty fun to gently caress around with in the first hour and a half, the story stuff is unmitigated trash but it's at least groan worthy and fun in that way
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Meanwhile, the Profiler's "flavor text," dynamic descriptions assigned to the randomly created NPCs that fill Watch Dogs' Chicago, frequently seem to be lowest-common denominator attempts at humor. When I saw "transgender" and similar attributes presented as throwaway personality quirks, I wasn't laughing. isn't the point of that to show how hosed up the invasion of privacy is? idk, I know literally nothing about this game, but it doesn't sound like the sort of thing you're supposed to laugh at Mr. Pumroy posted:Whenever I move to a new neighborhood I have to introduce myself to everyone nearby and let them know that I have been convicted as a blood fucker and I have to wear a tracker on my ankle and stay 5000 feet from any Red Cross blood drive locations.
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Watch Dogs' narrative stumbles are bad enough, but it ventures into even more troublesome territory with some of its representation. Female characters in Watch Dogs are victims, to be kidnapped or murdered in the interest of plot or character motivation and are almost all overtly sexualized. Black characters fall into two camps — the aforementioned victims, or, just as maddeningly, criminals. The city of Chicago has an incredibly complicated, difficult history with race, discrimination and segregation. This is a difficult subject to explore in any kind of entertainment. But Watch Dogs' portrayal of Chicago's racial divide seems potentially tone-deaf. ![]()
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It's true though this game is white 18-40 male as gently caress
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like, the character doesn't even give a gently caress
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make me a blood loving game, ubisoft
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:It's true though this game is white 18-40 male as gently caress Oh no!!! ![]()
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Your Friend posted:like, the character doesn't even give a gently caress no like really the main character in this is a massive shithouse dickhead who spends the whole time talking about how much he wishes he could kill or maim every other character. when you meet aforementioned waifu he gets real physical and imposing on her for literally no reason, and when she calls him out on it he's like 'who fuckin' cares gently caress you' its kinda refreshing honestly to play as a unrepentant rear end in a top hat instead of a good guy who just happens to cap cops and random civilians every now an then
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Oh no!!! ![]()
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^lol
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:It's true though this game is white 18-40 male as gently caress ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Oh no!!! Oh did I say it was white male as gently caress? What I actually meant is that it doesn't have as many dynamic shadows per scene as I'd prefer and that's why this game is bullshit
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:its kinda refreshing honestly to play as a unrepentant rear end in a top hat instead of a good guy who just happens to cap cops and random civilians every now an then GTA 5 did that and it wasn't all that great.
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