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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

That somehow led me to this:

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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteABLRYvTk

Stars Wars disco theme, for all you wondering what that would sound like.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteABLRYvTk

Stars Wars disco theme, for all you wondering what that would sound like.

It sounds like the coming attractions bumper used to.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN


I never understood why someone would go there when Meijer is open 24/7 and is about the same distance from campus

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I assume the dialogue is supposed to be the funny. But when I first saw the picture, I thought the frog was drinking a stream of blood coming from a puncture in the dinghy.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Chard posted:

I wake up every day and strangle a goose.



I think the phrase you are looking for is "choke a chicken"

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteABLRYvTk

Stars Wars disco theme, for all you wondering what that would sound like.

Aaaaaaah yeeeeeeah, I always loved whenever this came on the radio when I was a kid.



Edit: Aaaand there was a sequel. Behold the Dark Side of the Funk.

Doctor Bishop has a new favorite as of 07:44 on May 27, 2014

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Evilreaver posted:

I think the phrase you are looking for is "choke a chicken"

"Noose a goose"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Rosie Palm and her five daughters cornering the corrupt bishop and his lackeys near the cathedral's bushes and choking him until he pays up."

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I thought Changi's loos were very clean last time I was there. I indicated as much by pressing the 'good' smiley.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Istari posted:

I thought Changi's loos were very clean last time I was there. I indicated as much by pressing the 'good' smiley.

Any answer except excellent and you may as well have pulled the trigger yourself you monster.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Istari posted:

I thought Changi's loos were very clean last time I was there. I indicated as much by pressing the 'good' smiley.

Poor Leong.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteABLRYvTk

Stars Wars disco theme, for all you wondering what that would sound like.
Always makes me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sXuDJoAR4w

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteABLRYvTk

Stars Wars disco theme, for all you wondering what that would sound like.

I bought the single of this when it came out. Still have it! :shobon:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

LingcodKilla posted:

Any answer except excellent and you may as well have pulled the trigger yourself you monster.

beato posted:

Poor Leong.

I'm sympathetic and all, but there were no paper towels in the dispenser. Sorry.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Istari posted:

I'm sympathetic and all, but there were no paper towels in the dispenser. Sorry.

Having no paper towels in a bathroom is the worst. I put that just above the toilet exploding and soaking me with sewer juices on my scale of things that can go wrong in a bathroom.

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010
Wait, am I supposed to piss on the smiley that best represents my opinion?

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Solice Kirsk posted:

Having no paper towels in a bathroom is the worst. I put that just above the toilet exploding and soaking me with sewer juices on my scale of things that can go wrong in a bathroom.
Or when the seat is loose, so it slides to the side while you're sat on it, exposing you to the wet (with numerous people's piss and flush splashack), cold porcelain.

Going for a poo poo and finding out there is no paper is easily avoidable - it should be part of your drills to check before you sit. But, if the entire bathroom has no paper, or you are suffering from urgent exploding bowel syndrome, then you have sympathy from the depth of my heart.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAuF4qJNo8

Too bad RS3 wasn't as good as RS2.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteABLRYvTk

Stars Wars disco theme, for all you wondering what that would sound like.

That should lead you naturally into Godzilla vs. Disco Lando

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Away all Goats posted:

Especially Canadian Geese, those things are total assholes

Wikipedia posted:

Males exhibit agonistic behaviour both on and off breeding and nesting grounds. This behavior rarely involves interspecific killing. One documented case involved a male defending its nest from a brant goose that wandered into the area, the following attack lasted for one hour until the death of the Brant. The cause of death was suffocation or drowning in mud as a direct result of the Canada goose's pecking the head of the Brant into the mud. Researchers attributed it to high hormone levels and the Brant's inability to leave the nesting area.



Pictured: rat bastard.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
In the US, you can register for permission to destroy Canada geese nests and eggs on private property. You can also get one that allows killing them, but I'm not sure of the specifics as to how you get that. To get the permission to destroy the eggs and nests all you have to do is register on a government web site.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

In the US, you can register for permission to destroy Canada geese nests and eggs on private property. You can also get one that allows killing them, but I'm not sure of the specifics as to how you get that. To get the permission to destroy the eggs and nests all you have to do is register on a government web site.

Yeah it's hilariously easy.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
What is up with goons and their obsession with geese :psyduck:

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteABLRYvTk

Stars Wars disco theme, for all you wondering what that would sound like.

...And the Jaws disco theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3uHcH8U4m0

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
I think some places just sneak out and oil the eggs down, which I guess suffocates them so they don't hatch (but the parents will keep sitting on them instead of laying new ones). Probably need a permit for that too I expect.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

a kitten posted:

That somehow led me to this:


That reminds of another terrible thing that exists:



Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrTHkxXf-wB9HuFH-cdxyrLdrApVYWwSb

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Meatwave posted:

That reminds of another terrible thing that exists:



Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrTHkxXf-wB9HuFH-cdxyrLdrApVYWwSb

Fun Fact: The song "R2-D2, We Wish You a Merry Christmas" is sung by a young Jon Bon Jovi. It truly adds another level to the horror of it all.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Wow, the first draft of Aqua Teen Hunger Force really took things in a different direction...

Also, I'm not sure what's scarier: the fries or that someone has a framed Batman & Robin poster.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Kakairo posted:

Wow, the first draft of Aqua Teen Hunger Force really took things in a different direction...

First thing I thought of, too.

I need that in my life, so I can remove the legs, add a goatee, and paint the body red.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Kanfy posted:

What is up with goons and their obsession with geese :psyduck:

Geese are assholes. We've been over this already please try to keep up.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Shifty Nipples posted:

Geese are assholes. We've been over this already please try to keep up.

They remember when mammals were relatively new and won't let us forget it.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Meatwave posted:

That reminds of another terrible thing that exists:



Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrTHkxXf-wB9HuFH-cdxyrLdrApVYWwSb

I used to have the sheet music for this, unfortunately I'm pretty sure it was lost in a move.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

syscall girl posted:

They remember when mammals were relatively new and won't let us forget it.

Joke's on them, they're tastier than we are.

PepperSinclaire
Jan 21, 2007

But everyone's doooing it!

Kanfy posted:

What is up with goons and their obsession with geese :psyduck:

You know what they say - you're either with the geese, or against them. You're not one of them thar geese lovers, are ya?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Solice Kirsk posted:

Having no paper towels in a bathroom is the worst. I put that just above the toilet exploding and soaking me with sewer juices on my scale of things that can go wrong in a bathroom.

One of my old employers had those crazy "jet flush" toilets that could push a loving brick through a garden hose, that kinda backsplash wakes you up REAL fast

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

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Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
You can't have that without the rest of the series!






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