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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bicyclops posted:

If gently caress the ROW were in charge we'd probably go back to the DSM-II and reclassify homosexuality as a mental illness, except with some clarification like "Except, only the ones who bother me, like if they have a tumblr about it or whatever."

Hot lesbians are the only acceptable type of homosexuality. :colbert:

:rolleyes:

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Bicyclops posted:

If gently caress the ROW were in charge we'd probably go back to the DSM-II and reclassify homosexuality as a mental illness, except with some clarification like "Except, only the ones who bother me, like if they have a tumblr about it or whatever."

That actually sounds pretty good and correct, though?

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Maybe at last we can one day we can live in a paradise where anybody who feels differently from the prescribed whitebread norm and ever seeks to mention it or make other people understand it can be classified as "bonkers" by medical authorities.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bicyclops posted:

Maybe at last we can one day we can live in a paradise where anybody who feels differently from the prescribed whitebread norm and ever seeks to mention it or make other people understand it can be classified as "bonkers" by medical authorities.

Im cool with that moniker.

"Miss psyopmonkey, we have bad news. You are clinically bonkers with stage 4 craycray. We have arranged an apartment with 5 cats for you."

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

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A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
Dear OP, why did my parents get a divorce?

Bicyclops posted:

Maybe at last we can one day we can live in a paradise where anybody who feels differently from the prescribed whitebread norm and ever seeks to mention it or make other people understand it can be classified as "bonkers" by medical authorities.

We get it you're mad. I originally agreed with you about the whole dumb "kill yourself" posters but just stop posting you're bad at it.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Dear OP, why did my parents get a divorce?


We get it you're mad. I originally agreed with you about the whole dumb "kill yourself" posters but just stop posting you're bad at it.

Sometimes moms and dads dont get along anymore. It does mean they both dont love you. Youll be ok; now go get em tiger!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Bicyclops posted:

seeks to make other people

Hmm.

spikenigma
Nov 13, 2005

by Ralp

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats another reason why I think families and doctors should be more apt to use Testosterone blockers to halt the puberty of MtF youth. Put the patient through their paces but why wait until 18 when all the damage is already done?


How old exactly?

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
I'm disappointed the guy who asked me about my favourite Kinks' song didn't respond to my answer. :(

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Does HRT give you cooties?

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Sabel posted:

Does HRT give you cooties?

We have eradicated cooties on this side of the Atlantic. I never even knew of their existence until I started paying attention to American culture.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

coke or pepsi? choose wisely, this will affect my opinion of all trans people

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Smoking Crow posted:

coke or pepsi? choose wisely, this will affect my opinion of all trans people

Pepsi.

Edit: Pepsi from a wooden chalice, truly the cup of a carpenter.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Sabel posted:

Does HRT give you cooties?

Depends. The treatment itself is fine, but after you get it, if you ever utter or type the letters together then you suddenly contract undesirable brain cooties.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Mrenda posted:

Pepsi.

Edit: Pepsi from a wooden chalice, truly the cup of a carpenter.

you have chosen wisely

i now support trans rights

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Sabel posted:

Ranch or cool ranch?

I don't know what ranch or cool ranch are.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Sabel posted:

Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

I am not trans, but the answer is ranch

Edit: please don't judge all straights by my answer

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

Does HRT give you cooties?

Yeah. My Spironolactone gave me the worst case of girl cooties.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Luvcow posted:

I am not trans, but the answer is ranch

Edit: please don't judge all straights by my answer

But you can't even find that on a Dorito, does it count.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

Ranch.

And, both pepsi and coke are gross.

Drink water you fatties.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Bicyclops posted:

But you can't even find that on a Dorito, does it count.

Put a Doritos to an open flame and witness the fires of hell

Doritos are delicious on a sandwich :ohdear:

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Luvcow posted:

Put a Doritos to an open flame and witness the fires of hell

Doritos are delicious on a sandwich :ohdear:

http://www.theblackpeppercorn.com/2013/04/doritos-crusted-chicken-fingers/

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ya I would eat that and feel awful afterwards.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
You bastards need a salad.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Love salad, romaine is the best, but I like meat too.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Luvcow posted:

Ya I would eat that and feel awful afterwards.

That recipe is the only true crime against nature in the thread, tbh.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Bicyclops posted:

That recipe is the only true crime against nature in the thread, tbh.

Tbh I missed like 90% of this thread the last few days but I can assume it got lovely

Interesting thread tho OP

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Fruit salad but those tend to have a lot of sugar.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I guess it's easier to like people until they give you a reason to dislike them rather than just dislike everyone until they prove to you otherwise. Lotta angry people here that think being angry is better than being funny or interesting. :ohdear:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

there are also doctors that say anal sex causes the gay rectal disease, so

gay bowel syndrome, actually, and they're right.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Spinach, brussel sprouts, microgreens, shaved carrots, with beet juice and olive oil vinaigrette.

Quit eating hobo food.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Luvcow posted:

I guess it's easier to like people until they give you a reason to dislike them rather than just dislike everyone until they prove to you otherwise. Lotta angry people here that think being angry is better than being funny or interesting. :ohdear:

i am incredibly angry right now.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Sabel posted:

Fruit salad but those tend to have a lot of sugar.

That strawberry poppyseed one at Panera that is basically just a fruit salad with fruity sugar goop on top of lettuce tastes good and is probably not terribly healthy but I don't care.

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Spinach, brussel sprouts, microgreens, shaved carrots, with beet juice and olive oil vinaigrette.

Quit eating hobo food.

There was a nice salad underneath my teriyaki chicken. I ate it. It had beansprouts and other things in it.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Smoking Crow posted:

i am incredibly angry right now.

*curls into fetal position and begins hitting self*

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
how much do you hate rupaul?

A: A lot

B: A whole lot

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

how much do you hate rupaul?

A: A lot

B: A whole lot

I don't pay much attention to RuPaul. I think he was in Sabrina the Teenage Witch though which was a good show. The woman who played Sabrina was also in Clarissa Explains it All, which was also a good show.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

how much do you hate rupaul?

A: A lot

B: A whole lot

I dont pay her any attention. Shes just an entertainer.

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Salads with lots of color are the most delicious, like with some little red tomatos and orange carrots and walnuts and lots of greens. Boring salads are the ones that are basically just iceberg lettuce with balsamic or worse, honey mustard dumped all over them.

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