AWFUL SURVIVOR BYOB: Bring Your Own BYOB- THE FINAL TRIUMPH

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

My answer is Winson

# ? May 28, 2014 00:08

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# ? May 21, 2024 18:56

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Winson

# ? May 28, 2014 00:08

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Dhaes

# ? May 28, 2014 00:08

Disco Spider: Oct 31, 2012

Dhaes

# ? May 28, 2014 00:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Winson

# ? May 28, 2014 00:10

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

This what I am doing while doing this challenge

# ? May 28, 2014 00:11

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

bowmore posted:

This what I am doing while doing this challenge

Digging for poisonous PVC pipes in the Outback?

# ? May 28, 2014 00:12

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

Winson

You guys got it right, whose pots are ya smashing?

# ? May 28, 2014 00:12

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

with 12 players this is gonna be a fuckin endurance challenge

# ? May 28, 2014 00:13

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Smash a Dhaes pot please

# ? May 28, 2014 00:13

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Winson_Paine posted:

with 12 players this is gonna be a fuckin endurance challenge

Not if it's done right.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:13

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

John Cena posted:

You guys got it right, whose pots are ya smashing?

Hang on, rolling a d12

# ? May 28, 2014 00:14

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Winson_Paine posted:

with 12 players this is gonna be a fuckin endurance challenge

Depends on how many get them right, lots of smashes means quick eliminations.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:14

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Majuju posted:

Not if it's done right.

Between 36 and 38 pots need smashed. That's between 7 and 10 rounds.

It's an endurance challenge.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:14

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Byers2142 posted:

Digging for poisonous PVC pipes in the Outback?

Filled roots too! I'm dirty and covered in sweat, hello ladies

# ? May 28, 2014 00:14

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

In the interest of making this go faster and CLEARLY not for inherently obvious other reasons I'll double up on Dhaes.

Also lol at Winson getting it right.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:14

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Sorry, I meant between 33 and 35 pots.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:15

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

CapAndy smash pot pls

# ? May 28, 2014 00:15

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

I'll smash a Skinty pot.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:16

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

IcePhoenix posted:

In the interest of making this go faster and CLEARLY not for inherently obvious other reasons I'll double up on Dhaes.

Also lol at Winson getting it right.

I totally need to talk more, I just never know what to say.

d12 says WINDSHIPPER is chosen. Sorry windy

# ? May 28, 2014 00:16

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Here is where we stand:

Dhaes: 1 Pots
Bowmore: 3 Pots
Fast Luck: 3 Pots
Disco Spider: 3 Pots
Skinty : 2 Pots
Windshipper: 2 Pots
Byers2142: 3 Pots
Ice Phoenix: 3 Pots
Majuju: 3 Pots
P. Machine: 3 Pots
WinsonPaine: 3 Pots
CapnAndy: 1 Pots

Question 2

Who did most people say they would KILL in the Ding/Marry/Kill query?

# ? May 28, 2014 00:17

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Dhaes

# ? May 28, 2014 00:18

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

KILL CapnAndy ???

e: I don't even remember how *I* answered these things.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dhaes

# ? May 28, 2014 00:18

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Capn Andy

# ? May 28, 2014 00:18

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

CapnAndy

# ? May 28, 2014 00:19

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

Captain Andy, he is a man of rank and a rank man

# ? May 28, 2014 00:19

Disco Spider: Oct 31, 2012

Lookin' like CapnAndy is a pretty good answer

# ? May 28, 2014 00:19

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

CapNAndy

# ? May 28, 2014 00:20

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

CapnAndy seems popular

# ? May 28, 2014 00:20

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

I know question time is over, but in a world where we're all terrible at this and Cena runs out of questions before a whole bunch of people even lose a single pot, WHAT HAPPENS?

# ? May 28, 2014 00:20

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

Majuju posted:

KILL CapnAndy ???

e: I don't even remember how *I* answered these things.

Yeah I am really wishing I wrote my answers down

# ? May 28, 2014 00:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Don't kill me! I'm nice!

# ? May 28, 2014 00:21

Winson_Paine: Oct 27, 2000; Wait, something is wrong.

Propaganda Machine posted:

I know question time is over, but in a world where we're all terrible at this and Cena runs out of questions before a whole bunch of people even lose a single pot, WHAT HAPPENS?

I bet he asks the same questions over and only the really dumb people dont get to smash a pot.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:22

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Winson_Paine posted:

I bet he asks the same questions over and only the really dumb people dont get to smash a pot.

So what you're saying is the challenge goes on forever

# ? May 28, 2014 00:22

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Propaganda Machine posted:

I know question time is over, but in a world where we're all terrible at this and Cena runs out of questions before a whole bunch of people even lose a single pot, WHAT HAPPENS?

We take all the pot as a consolation prize.

# ? May 28, 2014 00:22

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Propaganda Machine posted:

I know question time is over, but in a world where we're all terrible at this and Cena runs out of questions before a whole bunch of people even lose a single pot, WHAT HAPPENS?

That won't happen