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although joseph smith was the ultimate stud he cucked like 15 guys in the 1800s before it was cool
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Xenocides posted:It's "Bishop's Storehouse".
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May 27, 2014 21:47
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brick cow posted:that costs a hundred million dollars so that mormons can baptize dead people's souls. What's wrong with the warehouses? A cursory googling made them seem like a good idea.
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May 27, 2014 21:47
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brick cow posted:have you ever had to eat anything from there? it how mormons passive-agressively punish poor people. I love the instant mashed potatoes.
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May 27, 2014 21:49
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You know what I miss, Xenocides? My mom. Can I have her back please? I'll accede to whatever ransom demands your leaders want (it's monetary since your leaders are literally Mammon lol). I just don't want her to be brainwashed any more.  Also could you please tell her member friends to stop inviting themselves over to her house whenever they want. It's sort of weird--just like the rest of the church. Xenocides posted:bitch members spend most of their time complaining You sound like a loving nazi, dude. "Quit complaining and obey your betters!" You're sick. Superiority complex much? BoothsBeard posted:This is common across various religions You guys always bring this up when somebody says something inconvenient about the church. Guess what? It does not absolve you of wrong. Console Role Player fucked around with this message at 21:58 on May 27, 2014 |
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May 27, 2014 21:51
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Yeah there's no family pressure in my religion. Gnostic athiest. Debate me, bitch!
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May 27, 2014 21:54
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The lead singer of the Aquabats is a mormon.
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May 27, 2014 22:01
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How do Mormons feel about the play the south park guys did? Is there a general consensus or is it kinda all over the place?
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May 27, 2014 22:02
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BoothsBeard posted:I am glad to see this thread so active; people talking about the Lord in any capacity, even in argument, is a good thing. I am further heartened to hear the testimony of fellow Latter Day Saints here. Yes and bless you, lord Kevin, god, and praise you, may many soon worship you instead of Jesus Christ!
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May 27, 2014 22:06
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Oh and I think one of the guys who worked on New Vegas is a mormon because the Honest Hearts DLC is a lot nicer to Mormons than, well, everything else.
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May 27, 2014 22:08
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Mormons love being in the spotlight as this thread clearly demonstrates. Everyone I've talked to loved Matt Stone and Trey Parker's "The Book of Mormon." They're definitely "any publicity is good publicity" kind of people. edit: If they're under thirty they saw it and loved it (or at least bought the CD). If they're over forty they haven't seen it and they're not gonna see it. Console Role Player fucked around with this message at 22:14 on May 27, 2014 |
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May 27, 2014 22:09
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Console Role Player posted:Mormons love being in the spotlight as this thread clearly demonstrates. Everyone I've talked to loved Matt Stone and Trey Parker's "The Book of Mormon." They're definitely "any publicity is good publicity" kind of people. You sound very bitter. That is a negative emotion to harbor and although I am glad that you are using one of the greatest of God's gifts, free will, I will continue to pray for you. Thank you and God Bless.
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May 27, 2014 22:10
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nutranurse posted:It's funny, because I don't think it would work near as well if the missionaries weren't white. I'm black and I was a member of the church till I was ~20, my mum's been a member since she was ~13, and a couple of my aunts since a similar early age. Yet we've never seen non-white missionaries. nah the jehovah's witnesses get to 'em first
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May 27, 2014 22:11
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catpowerd posted:How do Mormons feel about the play the south park guys did? Is there a general consensus or is it kinda all over the place? The Book of Mormon play is less fictional than the actual Book of Mormon.
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May 27, 2014 22:13
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catpowerd posted:How do Mormons feel about the play the south park guys did? Is there a general consensus or is it kinda all over the place? Most Mormons won't give it a chance, already "knowing" that they don't like it. My roommate gave me weird looks when I put on the soundtrack one night, saying something like "isn't that really bad?" I personally think its great. The satire is really spot on, and it doesn't malign us or anything. It would be very easy for an uptight Mormon to point out everything the musical got wrong, but the point wasn't to be accurate, the point was to be entertaining, at which it excels.
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May 27, 2014 22:15
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catpowerd posted:How do Mormons feel about the play the south park guys did? Is there a general consensus or is it kinda all over the place? No real consensus. It got us some free publicity. Most of us are pretty hard to offend though exceptions exist. We mock our own culture all the time so while some are miffed about outsiders doing it or getting it wrong most just don't care or are bemused. We are probably not going out in droves to see it but we are not going to grab signboards and picket it either. The South Park creators have a weird love/hate relationship with our faith. They seem to like us but see as kind of crazy. They have some grasp of the faith but the details get hazy. They know the culture more then the religion. I think the LDS opinion on them is roughly: "You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
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King Gonorrhea posted:Most Mormons won't give it a chance, already "knowing" that they don't like it. My roommate gave me weird looks when I put on the soundtrack one night, saying something like "isn't that really bad?" I personally think its great. The satire is really spot on, and it doesn't malign us or anything. It would be very easy for an uptight Mormon to point out everything the musical got wrong, but the point wasn't to be accurate, the point was to be entertaining, at which it excels. I thought it was great that it got people talking about the Book of Mormon. Thank you and God Bless.
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May 27, 2014 22:15
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catpowerd posted:How do Mormons feel about the play the south park guys did? Is there a general consensus or is it kinda all over the place? I remember seeing a lot of local stories of Mormons who had gone to see it, and their reactions were generally lukewarm to good. It's seriously loving hilarious and I recommended everyone listen to it.
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May 27, 2014 22:21
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BoothsBeard posted:I will continue to pray for you. Thanks, dude... BoothsBeard posted:I am glad that you are using one of the greatest of God's gifts, free will ...but shove off. You know you can't wait for me to bounce around for eternity suffering in outer darkness. That'll show me. BoothsBeard posted:You sound very bitter. That is a negative emotion to harbor That's why I'm bleeding it out anonymously on the internet.
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May 27, 2014 22:26
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BoothsBeard posted:I thought it was great that it got people talking about the Book of Mormon. Your mere existence is offensive. Every breath you take, every effort you think you're making for your Lord is actually an act of violence and vengeance against the one true God. Everything you have ever been taught is wrong. You are spreading lies and filth. God bless. Unless of course you're a troll in which case, ya got me broseph.
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I've never heard a mormon say "god bless", i think thats more a southern cultural thing rather than religion
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visuvius posted:Unless of course you're a troll in which case, ya got me broseph. He got you.
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May 27, 2014 22:31
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BoothsBeard posted:You sound very bitter. That is a negative emotion to harbor and although I am glad that you are using one of the greatest of God's gifts, free will, I will continue to pray for you. And bless you, lord Kevin! Truely though art a wise god!
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May 27, 2014 22:34
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hail interplanetary satan
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brick cow posted:as a mormon goon god i demand you give me 1 dollar out of that
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May 27, 2014 22:50
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If these dildos keep successfully trolling you tards for another half page I'm going to get some of them ooga booga underpants and join the moon crickets' cult of horseshit myself. Pork me a ration of wide-hipped white-rear end bitches with no critical thinking skills yeahhh
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May 27, 2014 22:54
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everyone is punctuating and everything wth
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May 27, 2014 23:20
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baw posted:everyone is punctuating and everything wth You're suppose to use your Sunday-best posting skills in the mormon thread.
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May 27, 2014 23:42
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King Gonorrhea posted:Most Mormons won't give it a chance, already "knowing" that they don't like it. My roommate gave me weird looks when I put on the soundtrack one night, saying something like "isn't that really bad?" I personally think its great. The satire is really spot on, and it doesn't malign us or anything. It would be very easy for an uptight Mormon to point out everything the musical got wrong, but the point wasn't to be accurate, the point was to be entertaining, at which it excels. After seeing Book of Mormon I was surprised that so many Mormons were down for it when the main character's story essentially mirrors that of Joseph Smith's, in that he makes up a bunch of wacky poo poo and a new religion is formed around it.
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Console Role Player posted:Thanks, dude... I think you have to be an Apostle or something and then rebel against the church to end up in outer darkness. Mormons in this thread confirm/deny? I think most people are going to be saved according to Mormonism, just in lesser kingdoms. That's fine with me. Anyway, if you are serious, I definitely feel your pain and anger. I've watched the local leadership ordain a child molester a high priest because he confessed to the bishop that 'it only happened once'.
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May 27, 2014 23:53
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gently caress mormons, their religious education on sexual morals fucks up a lot of people.
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Tujague posted:If these dildos keep successfully trolling you tards for another half page I'm going to get some of them ooga booga underpants and join the moon crickets' cult of horseshit myself. Pork me a ration of wide-hipped white-rear end bitches with no critical thinking skills yeahhh  do it. it sounds like one of the best threads in awhile.
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May 28, 2014 00:16
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Ilikedirt posted:hail interplanetary satan
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May 28, 2014 00:33
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mormons? more like MORONS amirite guys??? ahahahahkahahahaahahaha
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May 28, 2014 00:35
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if you like the whitest white people who ever did white, boy have i got a religion for you
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May 28, 2014 00:43
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my mesoamerican history prof who helped translate the mayan language had some pictures of white people pretending to be mayans hanging out in chichen itza with jesus in his office to laugh at
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May 28, 2014 00:48
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tango alpha delta posted:I think you have to be an Apostle or something and then rebel against the church to end up in outer darkness. Mormons in this thread confirm/deny? Don't have to be an apostle. Do have to have a confirming witness of the Gospel that cannot be logically denied. In most cases this means Jesus has visited you in his glory. So basically you have to live so that you get such an experience and then turn against it. No one outside the LDS faith (and its equivalent in other time periods) can get this. Cain is believed to be one. Judas Iscariot is a maybe. So not a lot. tango alpha delta posted:I think most people are going to be saved according to Mormonism, just in lesser kingdoms. That's fine with me. Yep, some will go to hell first but unless you qualify as above you do get out. There are kingdoms of glory and how well you do in this life largely determines where (some is how you do after death). We have been told that the least of the kingdoms is far better then this life is now. So, pretty no matter how badly you screw up you are going to a better place. The only caveat is how much better. Ilikedirt posted:if you like the whitest white people who ever did white, boy have i got a religion for you Just don't say that to the Tongans.
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so do i go to heaven even if i dont believe if your dumbass religion because if so im down
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Daedra posted:so do i go to heaven even if i dont believe if your dumbass religion because if so im down You just won't have access to high end automobile dealers possibly.
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