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If you have found the path of Our Lord, let us know and share the news! I was baptized on a spring day much like this one and it was a turning point in my life. Please take this thread to share your own testimonies of how you found our Lord.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkLV1zE8M0
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May 26, 2014 22:46
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Is this video accurate? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
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May 26, 2014 22:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jF1EG8o-Q
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May 26, 2014 22:52
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The first girl to ever jerk me off in a park was a Mormon girl
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May 26, 2014 22:52
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I'm a moron.
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May 26, 2014 22:53
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May 26, 2014 22:56
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i wouldn't have a problem with a mormon goon so long as they were cool.
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May 26, 2014 23:33
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Next thing you will teach me is science.
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May 26, 2014 23:34
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I still don't understand how there are even mormons outside of the US cause the whole thing is just rewriting the bible to have Jesus go to America and say that Americans are cool actually
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May 26, 2014 23:36
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Also she was twelve years old and she said 'here this is how my husband likes it'
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May 26, 2014 23:38
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Are all mormons either weird or disgusting as hell? I work with a bunch, and quite frankly they're pretty worthless humans. I don't think they're all kiddy diddlers though, although I wouldn't be surprised if a few were.
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May 27, 2014 00:15
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Are goons actually gullible enough to be Mormons?
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May 27, 2014 00:21
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DSauer posted:Are goons actually gullible enough to be Mormons? gbs is actually the mormon subforum
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May 27, 2014 00:22
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I joined this forum while still a mo-mo
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May 27, 2014 00:27
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DSauer posted:Are goons actually gullible enough to be Mormons? E: but no, not that loving stupid whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 00:38 on May 27, 2014 |
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May 27, 2014 00:35
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May 27, 2014 00:43
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I'm not trying to be all 'religion sucks checkmate god fedora' but every explanation of the Mormon belief structure I've ever seen sounded like something a not-very-bright guy coughed up in order to flimflam only the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. If you're even a little bit intellectually curious, I don't think they want you in the fold and I'm reasonably sure they can't keep you. I read some angry excommunicatee's marriage diary and poo poo... and something about how God suddenly decided that black people do, in fact, have souls in 1975 and revealed it to the church through a process the Mormons don't fully understand, and the Masonic symbols on the magic underwear, and just all this low-effort hokum. I was going to say that a Mormon goon sounds impossible but what do I know I got this avatar from a genuine anthrofurry weaboo brony SA user.
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May 27, 2014 14:18
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May 27, 2014 14:22
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May 27, 2014 14:29
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Tujague posted:
It was 1978. The prophet(ie. leader) of the church literally has audible communication with god, jesus, and angels. Sometimes god and jesus or other prophets come and talk to the prophet in real physical badies. And there's a poo poo ton of masonianic stuff in the religious art, architecture, holy things, etc bc joseph smith saw that the masons had power and at first they refused to let him join so in order to get invited in he rear end kissed until the gave. Also the mormons believe that the masons are a secret society that has had an unbroken existance since they built solomons temple. hth
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May 27, 2014 14:39
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whoflungpoop posted:they buy imaginary spaceships for games they can't play and shacks for hot dogs they can't eat Paid 10$ to join a forum to post on.
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May 27, 2014 14:39
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Tujague posted:I'm not trying to be all 'religion sucks checkmate god fedora' but every explanation of the Mormon belief structure I've ever seen sounded like something a not-very-bright guy coughed up in order to flimflam only the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. If you're even a little bit intellectually curious, I don't think they want you in the fold and I'm reasonably sure they can't keep you. The South Park episode, All About Mormons summed it up.
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May 27, 2014 14:40
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Tujague posted:something about how God suddenly decided that black people do, in fact, have souls in 1975 and revealed it to the church through a process the Mormons don't fully understand Honestly I think the continual revelation thing is a pretty good feature for a religion to have, better than just sticking to the same text/interpretation for ever and ever even when it's clear it's not helping anyone. I fully expect in about 20-30 years they'll have a new revelation in which God tells them that gay marriage is ok by him
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May 27, 2014 14:41
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Bolian Blues posted:Honestly I think the continual revelation thing is a pretty good feature for a religion to have, better than just sticking to the same text/interpretation for ever and ever even when it's clear it's not helping anyone. I fully expect in about 20-30 years they'll have a new revelation in which God tells them that gay marriage is ok by him thats retarded argument to make. you can't say that god is eternal and he can change. its a paradox. if you can literally talk to god he is going to tell you the right thing to do the first time.
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May 27, 2014 14:43
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Bolian Blues posted:Honestly I think the continual revelation thing is a pretty good feature for a religion to have, better than just sticking to the same text/interpretation for ever and ever even when it's clear it's not helping anyone. I fully expect in about 20-30 years they'll have a new revelation in which God tells them that gay marriage is ok by him Is the 'magic hat' still around or did that disappear?
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May 27, 2014 14:45
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Have any of you had any contact from your dead family members that are now acting as Gods on other planets yet? Do you think they named a continent or city after you? Do you think that they named the tribes of alien mormons after you? That there is a Holy War out there somewhere between the Chad and Debbie people. Also, where are the Mormon 'creationists'? The ones that deny the current genetic record that Native Americans couldn't have come from Israel, and so forth.
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May 27, 2014 14:50
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demonR6 posted:Is the 'magic hat' still around or did that disappear? Its magic underwear
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May 27, 2014 14:50
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happyhippy posted:Have any of you had any contact from your dead family members that are now acting as Gods on other planets yet? No ones allowed to start until Jesus is done with this planet. so, no no & no they all think this way. I don't think mormons should be allowed to hold public office. If you can't facts like the dna stuff then how can you be trusted to make sound decisions?
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May 27, 2014 14:54
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I dated a mormon girl in high school. Being inside on the mormon side of things was an interesting experience.
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May 27, 2014 14:59
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Its magic underwear I wonder if the magic underwear are self-cleaning in the event that questionable meal from the night before causes you to shart in them because that alone would be worth the price of converting religions.
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May 27, 2014 14:59
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brick cow posted:thats retarded argument to make. you can't say that god is eternal and he can change. its a paradox. if you can literally talk to god he is going to tell you the right thing to do the first time. I think Bolian Blues was more talking about it being good for people raised in it and others who might be affected by the religion than it making actual sense. Which if we're really gonna talk about mormonism isn't a particularly important thing honestly
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May 27, 2014 15:02
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demonR6 posted:I wonder if the magic underwear are self-cleaning in the event that questionable meal from the night before causes you to shart in them because that alone would be worth the price of converting religions. Actually, do washing machines wear down the magic underwear with repeated washes? If they do, what loving luck do you have with a car crash or bullet.
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May 27, 2014 15:09
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Obvious troll posts a drive by thread GBS  on it instead of gassing it
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May 27, 2014 15:12
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Whats so wrong about talking about mormons for a bit?
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May 27, 2014 15:15
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swampland posted:Whats so wrong about talking about mormons for a bit? Take a look at OP's posts per day and when he signed up
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May 27, 2014 15:17
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swampland posted:Whats so wrong about talking about mormons for a bit? Oh god he's right it's making us look like total spergs in front of everyone what have we done EDIT yes he is right we failed to look at the op's reg date and post count we are very autistic shiiiittttttttttttt
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May 27, 2014 15:18
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Mormons make big lists of all the dead people so they can turn them into mormons. When you die the mormons will baptise you, even if you ask them not to. They've done Anne Frank like nine times already.
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May 27, 2014 15:19
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Widestancer posted:Take a look at OP's posts per day and when he signed up Yeah but I dont care
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May 27, 2014 15:20
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:Paid 10$ to join a forum to post on. As a Mormon goon I consider the $10 money well spent.
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