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8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30_50J94m84

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Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Has anyone seen football? Last I heard, it was infact, coming home.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Machinegunboyo posted:

Has anyone seen football? Last I heard, it was infact, coming home.

How can football come home when it is dead?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Machinegunboyo posted:

Has anyone seen football? Last I heard, it was infact, coming home.

I saw it on the side of a milk carton recently.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

Dunban posted:

How can football come home when it is dead?

It's being brought back in a body bag.

You see, it must return home in order to be reborn. To rise like a phoenix.

Spam
Nov 28, 2010

Dunban posted:

How can football come home when it is dead?

you've given up on maddie as a nation, maybe it's time to follow suit with football

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I hope England Greece their way to victory and it causes Blatter and Platini to die in the stands.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

serious gaylord posted:

I hope England Greece their way to victory and it causes Blatter and Platini to die in the stands.

Also everyone else at FIFA and UEFA

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
I would rather win the World Cup scoring 2 goals from open play and playing the most anti football ever to grace the pitch than win every game 5-0 with Gerrard doing his best Messi/Pele impression.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

serious gaylord posted:

I hope England Greece their way to victory and it causes Blatter and Platini to die in the stands.

Ugh blatter is such a shitlord.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Anelka got a ban for that.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
did anyone post any hot english women itt

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

fat greasy puto posted:

hot english women

let me be the first to go ahead and say "lol"

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
earlier I asked for them with nice teeth but I guess that's too much to ask lol

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
History repeating it's self when england goes to South America only to discover they have been beaten by both Spain and Portugal.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

fat greasy puto posted:

did anyone post any hot english women itt

I think they are looking for one

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7OxXKn70GM

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz-XiweyDVs

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

fat greasy puto posted:

earlier I asked for them with nice teeth but I guess that's too much to ask lol

:golfclap:

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
Reminder that a third of American adults are obese.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

not not luvd posted:

Reminder that a third of American adults are obese.

A study has shown that more than 12% of Americans in their 20's now use dentures caused by excessive tooth decay.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

not not luvd posted:

Reminder that a third of American adults are obese.

Same in the UK, the fattest nation in Europe

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

serious gaylord posted:

A study has shown that more than 12% of Americans in their 20's now use dentures caused by excessive tooth decay.

It's true what they say, coca cola is loving delicious.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


England's going to win a world cup and all the colonies are going to have a cry about it before claiming they have english ancestors

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/27/fa-england-world-cup-hotel-food-seizure

I don't know if I missed this but the hotel England and Italy's teams are staying at had food seized for being out of date during a health inspection

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Jose posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/27/fa-england-world-cup-hotel-food-seizure

I don't know if I missed this but the hotel England and Italy's teams are staying at was raided for having food past its expiry date.

Sounds like the other teams are getting worried about us, resorting to attempts of food poisoning to stop it coming home, shameful

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Sounds like the other teams are getting worried about us, resorting to attempts of food poisoning to stop it coming home, shameful

They looked at your restaurants and pissflaps whoops posts and figured you like stale stuff that everyone else throws away.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
mmm yes now how will the restaurant make a real fresh spotted dick to satisfy the exquisite culinary tastes of the English??

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Lots of racism being posted at the moment but not a lot about EMNT - probably because even these foreign trolls understand that

its coming home.







Its Coming Home.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Pissflaps posted:

Lots of racism being posted at the moment but not a lot about EMNT - probably because even these foreign trolls understand that

its coming home.







Its Coming Home.

It is

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
I dont think we will win the world cup this year.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



smelly cabin filter posted:

I dont think we will win the world cup this year.

well there's always next year

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Mambold posted:

well there's always next year

There isn't a world cup next year.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

smelly cabin filter posted:

There isn't a world cup next year.

There is a Rugby World Cup next year.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

There is a Rugby World Cup next year.

Well I was talking about the association football (or soccer) world cup.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
What kind of joke sport doesn't have a World Cup every year? Why, let me tell you about the World Series of baseball:

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



smelly cabin filter posted:

There isn't a world cup next year.

There is. And thats the joke idiot race

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Three shirts on my lion.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

(to the tunes of semisonic - closing time)

i do think that football's coming home
i do think that football's coming home
i do think that football's coming home
engerlund

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Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



smelly cabin filter posted:

There isn't a world cup next year.

http://www.fifa.com/womensworldcup/

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