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tractor fanatic
Sep 9, 2005

Pillbug

Sham bam bamina! posted:

does this affect butt-to-butt :ohdear:

luckily not

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cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

How many women work at Google? We’ll have an exclusive look at the numbers tonight. Watch live http://bit.ly/newshourlive or on your local @PBS.

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

considering they can't seem to keep anybody in the Google plus zone for friends, i'd say none.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

google plus is literally the friend zone

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


lmao i'm glad i caught up

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010



http://googleblog.blogspot.ca/2014/05/getting-to-work-on-diversity-at-google.html

lol

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
are those numbers for engineers and executive or do they include things like kitchen staff and faiclities and security?

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

at google kitchen staff, facilities and security ARE engineers

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

my big dumb boring corporate job is by far the most diverse place I've ever worked and it's great [and not just for potlucks]

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

FMguru posted:

are those numbers for engineers and executive or do they include things like kitchen staff and faiclities and security?

3% hispanic

you figure it out

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010


lmao

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Pinterest Mom posted:

3% hispanic

you figure it out
good point

all the people who work security and groundskeeping and kitchen and facilities at google are hired through staffing agencies and contractors and get paid $9.45 an hour with no benefits except the privilege of serving up gourmet food to shitlords making $145000/yr fresh out of college

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

google contracts out a lot of the other poo poo like security, cafeteria work, etc so those wouldn't be counted under google's employment diversity. sort of like how the contractors who staff google's cafeteria aren't allowed to eat there because they're not actually employees

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

bassguitarhero posted:

sort of like how the contractors who staff google's cafeteria aren't allowed to eat there because they're not actually employees

jesus

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
quoting this because it's more definitive imho

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

flakeloaf posted:

bug report: collision detection system allows car to run over pedestrians

status: open for six years (collision detection isn't collision avoidance READ THE PRODUCT SUPPORT FORUM / BUGTRACKER)

ftfgoogle

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
someone broke down those google numbers by group



lol at tech v non-tech. male engineers outnumber women 5:1

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism posted:

Boys are at higher risk for ASD than girls. The sex ratio averages 4.3:1 and is greatly modified by cognitive impairment: it may be close to 2:1 with intellectual disability and more than 5.5:1 without.[9] Several theo.. blah blah blah

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Bretty Close 5 out of 5

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
bretty close indeed

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
teh .7 of NOrmal Fags getting ENG degrees r justb Tryhard fag0rtZ imvho

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

o ` o

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Boxturret posted:

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
can't wait for self driving cars to make a big detour to a curated just for you highly suggested restaurant before running out of gas and having com.google.brakes crash.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Wild EEPROM posted:

can't wait for self driving cars to make a big detour to a curated just for you highly suggested restaurant before running out of gas and having com.google.brakes crash.

Unlikely.

Py-O-My
Jan 12, 2001

ufarn
May 30, 2009
Google Car

more like

Burning Man

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

ufarn posted:

Google Car

more like

Burning Man

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/brierdudley/2014/05/30/google-loon-balloon-crashes-near-yakima/

lmao

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

the symbol of google's pr innovations crashing and burning after apple kills anroid is some perfect imagery

get hosed

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

FMguru posted:

someone broke down those google numbers by group



lol at tech v non-tech. male engineers outnumber women 5:1

honestly compared to my computer engineering class freshman year that's a bit high for women

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009


it is better that underserved areas get no internet, than it is that they get internet, from google

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

yes the internet is a scourge

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Forums Terrorist posted:

yes the internet is a scourge

and google's just flailing

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

fuzzy mammal whats the hangouts status? is it still going to be a big pos?

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

cremnob posted:

fuzzy mammal whats the hangouts status? is it still going to be a big pos?

big reorg, but we didn't move to android like techcrunch or whoever said. i'm on the ios version now.

trick question tho, everything but imessage is a pos to you my friend


e: gonna learn swift :getin:

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cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

do not attempt to clone imessage

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