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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Two inches...erect

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
*astounded wistle*
hoo boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

sounds pretty tough
May 17, 2012

Being an asshole is just part of my manly essence
what a fatty

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
talk about "hammer of the gods"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
post a picture of your penis

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
my dick is bigger than I am

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




very nice

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


next elliot rodgers

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Easy there fellas, don't want to start a way of penis envy

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

In Zero We Trust posted:

my dick is bigger than I am

woah wait how does that work boy this message board sure has some characters :xd:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

frajaq posted:

next elliot rodgers

don't go on a rampage bro, some people(like me) are more blessed than others(you)

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow
I have the most bent one.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

were you able to take it all like a good little cumslut op?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Women like mine the most.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Mine's been in more Interpol investigations than yours. (I'm the OP's Penis)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Op's got me bested. I just use a sweet gerkin if I'm lucky enough to feel the warm embrace of another human.

Enid Coleslaw
May 17, 2011

by Ion Helmet
Unless you're a women I don't see why you think GBS wants to talk about it, OP.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

VendaGoat posted:

Op's got me bested. I just use a sweet gerkin if I'm lucky enough to feel the warm embrace of another human.

You were lucky to even feel the warm embrace of another human. Why in my day we'd be lucky to even hear the voice of another person!

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Lol if you don't brutally mutilate your penis to become a woman

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i was gonna brag but gotta admit that puts mine to shame

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i like my cock like i like my coffee

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Feminition posted:

i like my cock like i like my coffee

forced deep inside your colon cleaning all the poop out?

pm me

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Feminition posted:

i like my cock like i like my coffee

you like your cock in tall white cups?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Feminition posted:

i like my cock like i like my coffee

destroying your rear end in a few hours?


pm moobs

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
I dunno, I've got a pretty big penis. It used to belong to a porn star before I had it stuffed and mounted on my wall.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
same

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
my dick is 8 inches no lie

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Let's have an actual competition where we all post our dicks and see who actually has the biggest one.

Who's with me?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Question to femgoons: what penis size range is acceptable? I.e. anything that falls outside of this range is considered "A Deal-Breaker".

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

Two inches...erect

Pics or gtfo

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Question to femgoons: what penis size range is acceptable? I.e. anything that falls outside of this range is considered "A Deal-Breaker".

naem
May 29, 2011

9

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I remember some goon posted an E/N thread saying she needed to break up with her boyfriend because he was too small at 8 inches.

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011

Volume posted:

I remember some goon posted an E/N thread saying she needed to break up with her boyfriend because he was too small at 8 inches.

maybe he was like, a quarter inch around

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
in relative terms, aatrek was rocking the largest dick on sa

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
you are the biggest penis on something awful OP

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Every time you post a joke about aatrek your dick will shrink half an inch in length and a quarter inch around.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

jackyl posted:

in relative terms, aatrek was rocking the largest dick on sa

:drat:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I'll tell you how women view size:

* too small - no good
* too big - no good
* a bit bigger than average - perfect

The dirty bitches.

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
wanna meet that chode

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