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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Too good for the CL thread. This asshat wants 2500 for it.
wow such drift. very subaru. omg much jdm


quote:

I must warn you. If you don't like that feeling of pure terror as you're sliding sideways into something dangerous, leave now. I'm selling my 2000 Subaru Outback Drift Tank to the first lucky owner to hand me a reasonable amount of cash. This car is so JDM it's disgusting, despite the fact that it was manufactured in the glorious state of Indiana. It has something like 230,000 miles if I remember right. It was treated well for the first 220,000 miles or so, and has been beaten relentlessly since. BUT. It drifts really well. 90% of people hate it, but the other 10% love it. And of that 10%, .05% are girls. So really, this thing will drop like at least a panty or two during your ownership. Not a bad price if you're into that sort of thing.
Here's a list of mods that I've done to the poor girl.

RWD conversion (Welded center diff, front axle shafts taken out of the cv joints)
Welded rear diff (wow such slide)
Raceland coilovers (rides like poo poo, but it's fun)
Fully stripped interior.
Racing wheel with quick release.
Hydro Ebrake
2 17x7 Drag DR-9's on the front
15" forester steelies on the rear
Lowered 6.5" from stock
Added 1.5 degrees of caster to front suspension
SUPER JDM rising sun fender.
WAY MORE JDM rusted fender (omg so trendy)
2" boso pipe.
Single catted straight pipe with zero muffling. Neighbors love that poo poo.
"drift slut" spraypainted in rainbow on rear bumper (so tasteful!)
Removed rear bumper beam.
Removed ac.
Disabled abs
No airbags.
Power steering cooler.
Fenders rolled with care and a big fuckin' hammer.

It's terrible, it's sick, it's ugly, and it slides. Buy it, so I have room in my yard and cash to build my next drift car, a 1980 pinto I just bought. The cash may also go towards funeral arrangements when I inevitably die in a fiery rear-end crash.



Call/text/email.
Reasonable offers strongly considered.
Ridiculous offers also considered, but not as strongly.
http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4487450896.html

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kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Crotch Fruit posted:

I want to know your analysis of this jeep:


No need to analyze the pink one, I'm sure you think it's awesome.

Belongs in this thread :v: those tires are awful even for mud, not enough tread and too much smooth rubber. He needs either R1s with full tread depth,some 54" TTC baja claws, giant general grabbers, or maybe some really big MTRs or maxxis creepy crawlers.

Also the suspension design looks extremely suspect even from a distance. I don't like those strange tall spring perches on the axle housings.

The pink one is awesome because it's a FUCKIN SICK RACE CAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-KMsc45lM

e: only 3 races involving pink barbie jeeps weren't won by them and the first place winner was a pink jeep, like I said, FUCKIN SICK RACE JEEP :colbert:

kastein fucked around with this message at 01:37 on May 30, 2014

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Preoptopus posted:

Too good for the CL thread. This asshat wants 2500 for it.
wow such drift. very subaru. omg much jdm



http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4487450896.html

Its got a ton of miles also I have beaten the poo poo out of it for the last 10k and the interior is completely stripped. Still though its DOPE! $2500

lmao

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Chinatown posted:

Its got a ton of miles also I have beaten the poo poo out of it for the last 10k and the interior is completely stripped. Still though its DOPE! $2500

lmao

Not enough zip ties.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Preoptopus posted:

Too good for the CL thread. This asshat wants 2500 for it.
wow such drift. very subaru. omg much jdm



http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4487450896.html

He definitely knows his target audience though.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Cruseydr posted:

I always thought it was a neat car, but the worst part about the Prowler is the association with the PT Cruiser.

All this talk reminds me of a car that never made it to production, the Dodge Copperhead Concept Car:

:(

That was such a nice concept car. It was sad that it never hit production.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

You Am I posted:

That was such a nice concept car. It was sad that it never hit production.

You can comfort yourself with the knowledge that Mopar would have completely hosed up the execution had the car made it to production.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Mopar is like Kel-tec (gimmicky firearm maker). Lots of really interesting designs let down by lovely build quality that makes you wish any other manufacturer had had the idea first.

:iiaca:

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Terrible Robot posted:

Mopar is like Kel-tec (gimmicky firearm maker). Lots of really interesting designs let down by lovely build quality that makes you wish any other manufacturer had had the idea first.

:iiaca:

Don't forget the legions of devoted owners who will defend the products forever.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

kastein posted:

Belongs in this thread :v: those tires are awful even for mud, not enough tread and too much smooth rubber. He needs either R1s with full tread depth,some 54" TTC baja claws, giant general grabbers, or maybe some really big MTRs or maxxis creepy crawlers.

Also the suspension design looks extremely suspect even from a distance. I don't like those strange tall spring perches on the axle housings.

The pink one is awesome because it's a FUCKIN SICK RACE CAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-KMsc45lM

Drive it till the wheels fall off

FuzzyBuddha
Dec 7, 2003

Hey... uhm... you've got a little something in your nose.


Really, who puts LED strips in their hood scoop?

Edit - Oh god, just Googled it, and this is a thing. A horrible, horrible thing...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You never seen Knight Rider or something?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

FuzzyBuddha posted:

Edit - Oh god, just Googled it, and this is a thing. A horrible, horrible thing...

Do they at least do this?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Terrible Robot posted:

Mopar is like Kel-tec (gimmicky firearm maker). Lots of really interesting designs let down by lovely build quality that makes you wish any other manufacturer had had the idea first.

:iiaca:

According to Wikipedia the concept was specced with the 2.7 V6, so it was hosed up before it got anywhere near production. :v:

FuzzyBuddha
Dec 7, 2003

You know, the Knight Rider thing didn't even cross my mind. My first thought was "that's gotta screw up the intended purpose of the hood scoop."

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

FuzzyBuddha posted:

You know, the Knight Rider thing didn't even cross my mind. My first thought was "that's gotta screw up the intended purpose of the hood scoop."

The US market Impreza of that generation didn't come with a turbocharged engine, so the intended purpose of the hoodscoop is probably fine.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

KozmoNaut posted:

Thankfully, some crazy-rear end nutjobs have proven that it's possible to fit a bigger engine in it, namely a 6.1L HEMI:

http://www.lhforums.net/forums//showthread.php?15802-SRT-8-6-1L-Plymouth-Prowler-build&s=b4769202d3e845f9621eaca310e4f863

This is pretty cool and a really clean looking build but :lol: :lol: some of the cars in the signatures on that thread. Exactly what you'd expect when you read "LH Series Enthusiast Forum."

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Throatwarbler posted:

The US market Impreza of that generation didn't come with a turbocharged engine, so the intended purpose of the hoodscoop is probably fine.

yeah it's blocked off. No function.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Terrible Robot posted:

Mopar is like Kel-tec (gimmicky firearm maker). Lots of really interesting designs let down by lovely build quality that makes you wish any other manufacturer had had the idea first.

:iiaca:

The PT Cruiser wasn't any better when Chevy did it.



Edit: my father-in-law has one, his fellow truckers call it the "homo hot rod."

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 02:30 on May 30, 2014

Left Ventricle
Feb 24, 2006

Right aorta

Preoptopus posted:

Too good for the CL thread. This asshat wants 2500 for it.
wow such drift. very subaru. omg much jdm



http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4487450896.html

Wrong thread imo. That car is boss.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Left Ventricle posted:

Wrong thread imo. That car is boss.

... I have to agree

wagons used in non-wagony (?) ways is almost always awesome

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Delivery McGee posted:

The PT Cruiser wasn't any better when Chevy did it.



Edit: my father-in-law has one, his fellow truckers call it the "homo hot rod."

I've driven a few of these through valet, and my buddy's description of driving one of these being like driving with a football helmet on is certainly true.
I can't imagine what driving the panel van version is like.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Delivery McGee posted:

The PT Cruiser wasn't any better when Chevy did it.



Edit: my father-in-law has one, his fellow truckers call it the "homo hot rod."

They were designed by the same guy.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

ExplodingSims posted:

I've driven a few of these through valet, and my buddy's description of driving one of these being like driving with a football helmet on is certainly true.
I can't imagine what driving the panel van version is like.

I got one of these shitboxes as a rental replacement for my totaled Mustang.

I hated every goddamn second of driving that piece of poo poo.

Handling?: Balls
Visibility?: non-existent
Power?: about as much as a 1992 Dodge Colt
Interior?: poo poo
Fuel economy, despite the gutless I-4:? On par with a loving Mustang GT
~Soul~?: Vampiresque
Good looks?: BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gently caress that hateful little shitbox.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Captain Trips posted:

They were designed by the same guy.

He's no Brooks Stevens, that's for sure.

Brooks Stevens designed cars for Studebaker and Kaiser/AMC/Chrysler, and you can tell beacause they all look the same. But his designs were good.

Studebaker Wagonaire:



Jeep Wagoneer:

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Left Ventricle posted:

Wrong thread imo. That car is boss.

The kid is obviously having fun with it and it's pretty punk rock. And he built a drift missile out of something ubiquitous instead of destroying another 240. But $2500 is just stupid. You can get one that is functional as a car for normal people for less money:

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4492116769.html
http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4421560512.html
http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4491185462.html

SocketSeven
Dec 5, 2012
http://www.abc6.com/story/25644474/man-dies-after-being-pinned-under-car

Stop getting under cars supported only by jacks, goddamnit.

quote:

Two police officers tried unsuccessfully to lift the two-door BMW convertible. One was treated locally for a minor wrist injury.
:cripes:

EbolaIvory
Jul 6, 2007

NOM NOM NOM

Wojcigitty posted:

The kid is obviously having fun with it and it's pretty punk rock. And he built a drift missile out of something ubiquitous instead of destroying another 240. But $2500 is just stupid. You can get one that is functional as a car for normal people for less money:

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4492116769.html
http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4421560512.html
http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4491185462.html

But then it wouldn't be JDM as gently caress.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

SocketSeven posted:

Stop getting under cars supported only by jacks, goddamnit.

:cripes:



From the OSHA.jpg thread in GBS.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Delivery McGee posted:

Studebaker Wagonaire:



IIRC these were advertised with pictures of a fridge sitting upright in the back thanks to that roof. Pretty cool idea.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Fucknag posted:



From the OSHA.jpg thread in GBS.

No no no no no no :catstare:

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

CommieGIR posted:

No no no no no no :catstare:

I don't see the problem, it's being supported by both a jack and some wood :downs:

SocketSeven
Dec 5, 2012

Fucknag posted:

From the OSHA.jpg thread in GBS.

I would have posted the news story in that thread, but it's not a jpg, so terrible car stuff it is.

I love that the cops tried to lift the car off. Do squad cars not have jacks in them?

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


Fucknag posted:



From the OSHA.jpg thread in GBS.

Guess I'll have to go wade through the turds in GBS to find this thread, it seems like gold.


re: Prowler chat - my boss absolutely loves his one. It's painted chameleon, and looks pretty alright. He's living the dream of the guy on that forum, too, as he also has a :siren: BRIGHT RED PULL ME OVER NOW :siren: convertible viper. He's also got a comp eliminator pontiac sunfire that runs in the mid-8s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCrveQlemTo

and a super stock coronet that does this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKO6_EWL1Hs

SocketSeven
Dec 5, 2012

charliemonster42 posted:

Guess I'll have to go wade through the turds in GBS to find this thread, it seems like gold.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3633652 :iia:

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005



God drat it. Why didn't I just wait 5 minutes. I went to GBS :shepicide:. It's orders of magnitude worse than I remember it being. I mean, it's seriously Reddit levels of terrible, probably even worse.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

charliemonster42 posted:

God drat it. Why didn't I just wait 5 minutes. I went to GBS :shepicide:. It's orders of magnitude worse than I remember it being. I mean, it's seriously Reddit levels of terrible, probably even worse.

I really don't get it myself. It used to be good work-safe reading, if a little sterile. Why did we need FYAD Jr.?

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

Elviscat posted:


Fuel economy, despite the gutless I-4:? On par with a loving Mustang GT




EPA stats for the 2008 model:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevy_HHR#Engines

:drat: that is really lovely for a vehicle like that

Method Loser
Oct 10, 2001

Terrible Robot posted:

Mopar is like Kel-tec (gimmicky firearm maker). Lots of really interesting designs let down by lovely build quality that makes you wish any other manufacturer had had the idea first.

:iiaca:

This is a good analogy, just Kel-Tec poo poo at least works, despite being rattly. And they're learning, the PMR30 and KSG we have here are actually better than their old poo poo. Mopar? It just seems to get worse and worse

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Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Nocheez posted:

I really don't get it myself. It used to be good work-safe reading, if a little sterile. Why did we need FYAD Jr.?

A few years back, the mods moved a bunch of good megathreads out of GBS and into their content specific subforums in an effort to encourage people to leave GBS. I think it worked a little too well.

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