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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

You know the problem here is water leakage, if you just buy a 50 cent washer...

MondayHotDog posted:

Get off our property.

Look, I've got some washers in my truck, I'll give you one...

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

My feet are soaked...but my cuffs are bone dry!

Everything's coming up Moneypenny! :haw:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Spiffster posted:

I've now had my head inside an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth!

I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Cause I already showered once today.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Cause I already showered once today.

:smug: Hey baby, remember me?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Writer Cath posted:

:smug: Hey baby, remember me?

Back away, not today, Disco Lady

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

:smug: Hey baby, remember me?

...the drunken gambler? :mad:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

...the drunken gambler? :mad:

I call him Gamblor! And it's time to grab your mother from his neon claws!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

I call him Gamblor! And it's time to grab your mother from his neon claws!

:kiddo: Papa?

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!


I love you Pepsi.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Tokelau All Star posted:

I love you Pepsi.

The bubbles are burning my tongue! :supaburn:

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Root Bear posted:

The bubbles are burning my tongue! :supaburn:

They taste like... burning. :smith:

TheWorstAmy
Nov 27, 2009

I'm a stupid Twitch streamer

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

They taste like... burning. :smith:

Oh, Marge, one squirt and you're south of the border!

Mmmmmm... incapacitating...

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Amy Renee posted:

Oh, Marge, one squirt and you're south of the border!

Mmmmmm... incapacitating...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

...the drunken gambler? :mad:

Yes and who might you be? :downs:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

...the drunken gambler? :mad:

Hey this guy's paying off!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

...the drunken gambler? :mad:

Y..Your house? YOUR house? Gee it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas! Hey you guys lied to me, you said I was in Vegas!

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Hey this guy's paying off!



you a winner ha ha ha you a winner ha ha ha

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Stargate posted:

you a winner ha ha ha you a winner ha ha ha

D'oh! That purple fruit thing? Where were you yesterday?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Luigi Thirty posted:

D'oh! That purple fruit thing? Where were you yesterday?

D'oh! You're that first apple I didn't want! :mad:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

D'oh! You're that first apple I didn't want! :mad:

Look at him, sitting there. Eating that apple. What's he planning?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Luigi Thirty posted:

D'oh! That purple fruit thing? Where were you yesterday?

This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

MondayHotDog posted:

Look at him, sitting there. Eating that apple. What's he planning?

No more apples in the vending machine please

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jorghnassen posted:

No more apples in the vending machine please

What computers? :confused:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

Look at him, sitting there. Eating that apple. What's he planning?

Look at that comic book fellow, calmly eating candy like a Spaniard!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Jorghnassen posted:

No more apples in the vending machine please

You can't take our donuts! :argh:

:black101: :fuckoff:

:ohdear:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

You can't take our donuts! :argh:

:black101: :fuckoff:

:ohdear:

Is there anything they can't do?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Look at that comic book fellow, calmly eating candy like a Spaniard!

Leave it to the Democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Leave it to the Democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry!

I'm old. Gimme gimme gimme!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


MondayHotDog posted:

I'm old. Gimme gimme gimme!

OLD GOON YELLS AT CLOUD

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm old. Gimme gimme gimme!

I'm the last survivin' Democrat. Tax and spend! Tax and spend!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm the last survivin' Democrat. Tax and spend! Tax and spend!

The finger thing means the taxes.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

MondayHotDog posted:

The finger thing means the taxes.

Oh no, the taxes! Taxes are bad!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Tokelau All Star posted:

Oh no, the taxes! Taxes are bad!

This is an outrage! It's the largest tax increase in history!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is an outrage! It's the largest tax increase in history!

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
There is, er, also a hundred dawler leaving town tax.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

ShaqDiesel posted:

There is, er, also a hundred dawler leaving town tax.

:effort: By the way, I was being sarcastic.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Writer Cath posted:

:effort: By the way, I was being sarcastic.

Should we give them some of their money back :confused:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

Should we give them some of their money back :confused:

Uh, that reminds me: here's your monthly kickback. :20bux:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



IMJack posted:

Uh, that reminds me: here's your monthly kickback. :20bux:


Molto bene...

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm the last survivin' Democrat. Tax and spend! Tax and spend!

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic. But deep down you long for a cold hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals & rule you like a king!

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