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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Looks like somebody didn't have talent approval.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Bryan Callen looking like Simple Jack.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Vagabundo posted:

Look at Michael Rapaport. Just look at him. Jesus gently caress.



how the gently caress does someone look at that and go yuuup, lets go ahead and put that out.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I swear to God, some people can't see it. I've noticed this with perspective issues too, some people are just blind to it.

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures
MY MAN LOISASER

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I love the lighting on Tika and her expression. She's very close to being the villain in a poster for a suspense thriller.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

remember when people here thought Michael Rappaport was a racist because he plays some racist characters

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Vagabundo posted:

Look at Michael Rapaport. Just look at him. Jesus gently caress.



Why do they do this? Photoshop heads? It never looks natural and whatever disadvantages the original pose had can't be worse than the disembodied horror they come up with.

Are the actors just not there for the photo sessions and they're using body doubles?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Uh what do you mean almost every poster has photoshopped heads, some are just better at it than others. Don't blame the studios, the fault lies entirely with the talent who were mostly self-conscious before publicists get in their ear and distort their self-perception and general sanity.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Alouicious posted:

remember when people here thought Michael Rappaport was a racist because he plays some racist characters

Was he the kid in Copland? Good movie.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Rirse posted:

No, Blood Debt has the best ending for a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61F_qvdid0

Even the poster is pretty crazy, shame I can' find a bigger version.



What the gently caress sort of weapon is this supposed to be?

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
A sleeve flare launcher equipped with an explosive payload of course! Or do you mean the weird three-arm, three-gun drawing from the poster? Pretty sure that's the Chaingun Cannon from Duke Nukem 3D if you ignore two of the hands. :haw:

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Perestroika posted:

Haha, drat, I know "gun = dick" symbolism is not exactly a rare thing, but that's certainly one of more blatant examples I've seen.

My favorite, a production still from The Big Heat.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Vagabundo posted:




Yes, it's a remake of that Left Behind.

It's still happening!




Don't get LEFT BEHIND in the rush to see this movie on opening day!

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Frostwerks posted:

What the gently caress sort of weapon is this supposed to be?

Like many other super awesome future space guns the Gyrojet never went into full production.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
N I C H O L A S  C A G E
and some other people too, I guess

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Vagabundo posted:

It's still happening!




Don't get LEFT BEHIND in the rush to see this movie on opening day!

Oh my god that rug on Cage, that's Travolta level there.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I'm in WHAT movie?





Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

LEFT BEHIND from any audition for a better movie.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Vagabundo posted:

It's still happening!




Don't get LEFT BEHIND in the rush to see this movie on opening day!

Why does the big midwestern field lead directly into the ocean which has a city in it.

I mean, even if that's supposed to be flooding, why is it coming out of the city? Does the Rapture overflow everyone's drains?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
When there's no more room in The Sewer, The Crap shall flood the Earth.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.


Unfortunately this poster is banned

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I bet that was a fun shoot to dig into in detail.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


ruddiger posted:

I'm in WHAT movie?







Someone just told him his character is a 30 year old virgin and that's supposed to be a good thing in this series.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011








*edit* holy poo poo this is amazing



Basticle fucked around with this message at 00:36 on May 30, 2014

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Vagabundo posted:

Look at Michael Rapaport. Just look at him. Jesus gently caress.



Notice too that the left leg of Bryan Callen is somehow overlapping John Stamos's thigh.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Basticle posted:

*edit* holy poo poo this is amazing




So that's a knife/knuckleduster/slingshot combo? I'm picturing it as a Dennis the Menace sequel.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

rawillkill posted:



Unfortunately this poster is banned

Why? Not even a nipple visible.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

effectual posted:

Why? Not even a nipple visible.

The implied presence of a nipple is too much for the movie going public.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
Please be as over the top noir pastiche good as the first one.

Edit: Might be in the best of the movie makers own interest to not screw this up, Alan Moore could set an Elder God after them otherwise.
It's a probability!

ubergnu fucked around with this message at 08:08 on May 30, 2014

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

ubergnu posted:

Please be as over the top noir pastiche good as the first one.

Both Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller have regressed so much since the original Sin City that I don't trust either of them to make something intentionally good.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Has anyone rewatched the first Sin City lately? Its not actually very good.

Mister Blueberry
Feb 17, 2010

Mike, Steve, what the hell
Well, at least in my opinion, A dame to kill for is the best book, so we'll see...

Kojiro
Aug 11, 2003

LET'S GET TO THE TOP!

Vagabundo posted:

It's still happening!




Don't get LEFT BEHIND in the rush to see this movie on opening day!

Would it have killed them to photoshop in a face that was actually looking in the same direction as the body? It's not like the world is low on pictures of Nic Cage, there has to be one that fits better than that.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

muscles like this? posted:

Has anyone rewatched the first Sin City lately? Its not actually very good.

Now, as then, Mickey Rourke is the best thing about it.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Kojiro posted:

Would it have killed them to photoshop in a face that was actually looking in the same direction as the body? It's not like the world is low on pictures of Nic Cage, there has to be one that fits better than that.

Wouldn't have killed them but might have lost them their job. The guy photoshopping everything together doesn't have carte blanche to use whatever images he wants.

Neither does Chad Michael Murray.

Kojiro
Aug 11, 2003

LET'S GET TO THE TOP!

sassassin posted:

Wouldn't have killed them but might have lost them their job. The guy photoshopping everything together doesn't have carte blanche to use whatever images he wants.

Neither does Chad Michael Murray.

Same question but to whoever OKed the images, then.

Though from what I've read here the guy that picked the face out won't be the guy that picked out the body and everyone will have had to jump through a hundred hoops and the result is that... treasure.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
BFI previewed their new poster for the 1932 "A Farewell to Arms" on their Twitter account:

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Holy poo poo, Troma did a Rambo ripoff? Anyone know if it's any good?

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Holy poo poo, Troma did a Rambo ripoff? Anyone know if it's any good?

It is absolute trash in the best way possible and that poster is so loving misleading, it may as well have wizards and dragons and poo poo on it. The whole movie's a day in the life of a ptsd vietnam vet who's unemployed, scummy as hell, and lives with his pregnant wife and mutant-baby. He has nam flashbacks while traversing 80s New York and the ending is one of the grossest things ever committed to film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTH6ntY9IaE

It should also be noted that Troma only helped finance the completion and distribution of the movie. Buddy Giovanassi whipped this bad boy up all on his lonesome. This right here is guerilla filmmaking at it's nastiest.

If you're looking for a Troma war movie, there's this



which I haven't seen, but the trailer makes it look pretty hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0AWbj19_U

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 19:18 on May 30, 2014

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