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Kit Walker posted:But you can! By not drinking fluoridated water, avoiding deadly HAARP rays with tinfoil, not getting vaccinated, and chugging some Alex Jones dick medicine. They're shutting down HAARP, so that's one less thing controlling your mind. Or maybe that's what they want you to think.
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# ? May 27, 2014 02:48 |
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:
I think the thought process bases itself around you can follow the government, you can likely see signs it is gonna happen because you were smart enough to know about it in the first place, and the government represents power and authority so obviously they target those who need to be targeted for 'x' reason whereas terrorists can be a group or a single person that have no power and are completely random and unknown.
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# ? May 27, 2014 04:50 |
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# ? May 29, 2014 07:29 |
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I tend to not pay these any mind, they're a jumble of insanity and leaps of logic made on idiocy that's not worth unscrambling to understand what's being said. I'm all for hearing opposing views, but for god's sake, put some sanity into the presentation
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# ? May 29, 2014 08:23 |
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Is Flo Rida on there just because Flo Rida/Florida sounds sort of like fluoride? Is this a serious image?
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# ? May 29, 2014 08:58 |
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The Illuminati send all kinds of crazy messages that way. For example, Jet Li and Adam Sandler have been encoding secret messages in their movies telling me how to build a cold fusion device. Very clever.
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# ? May 29, 2014 09:08 |
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Elysiume posted:Is Flo Rida on there just because Flo Rida/Florida sounds sort of like fluoride? Is this a serious image? The Internet: uniting broken idiots since 1993.
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# ? May 29, 2014 09:16 |
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I find it kind of self subverting, with the little panel bottom left saying "Tell a lie loud enough etc.", immediately followed by "Here's a lie we've been spreading for over 20 years now!", and the bonus "Have a lie about vaccines too!"
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# ? May 29, 2014 10:05 |
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I think its funny that fluoride conspiracists can't even be bothered to spell it right half the time
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# ? May 29, 2014 16:12 |
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KERNOD WEL posted:I think its funny that fluoride conspiracists can't even be bothered to spell it right half the time Did it occur to you that the loving fluoride caused cognitive defects? Way to be compassionate rear end in a top hat.
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# ? May 29, 2014 17:56 |
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You just know that at least a few of them will say the spelling is part of the conspiracy.
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# ? May 29, 2014 18:11 |
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SocketWrench posted:I tend to not pay these any mind, they're a jumble of insanity and leaps of logic made on idiocy that's not worth unscrambling to understand what's being said. But its got arrows. Elysiume posted:Is Flo Rida on there just because Flo Rida/Florida sounds sort of like fluoride? Is this a serious image? You can't parody these things, it's impossible. It's safest to assume they're all real, cause even the parodies are real for someone. Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 18:18 on May 29, 2014 |
# ? May 29, 2014 18:15 |
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I get the florida/fluoridation sound-alike but how does Kissenger fit in?
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# ? May 29, 2014 20:05 |
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Any conspiracy theory that doesn't have Kissinger is a pretty half-assed one. He's probably the guy who gets most excited about Bohemian Grove.
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# ? May 29, 2014 20:14 |
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Mr. Funny Pants posted:Did it occur to you that the loving fluoride caused cognitive defects? Way to be compassionate rear end in a top hat. Goddamnit that poo poo needs a trigger warning
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# ? May 29, 2014 20:50 |
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SedanChair posted:Any conspiracy theory that doesn't have Kissinger is a pretty half-assed one. He's probably the guy who gets most excited about Bohemian Grove. Proof of the Gay Agenda 21!
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# ? May 29, 2014 20:57 |
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KERNOD WEL posted:I think its funny that fluoride conspiracists can't even be bothered to spell it right half the time Considering you can find Freepers that intentionally post misspelled words to try and avoid government internet scanners, or whatever the gently caress that line of crazy thinking is, I'd have to say it's 50/50 for intentional or not.
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# ? May 29, 2014 22:16 |
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Is that why they call him 0bama? I thought it just a terrible pun. (because Obama is worthless, geddit?)
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# ? May 29, 2014 22:18 |
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made of bees posted:Is that why they call him 0bama? I thought it just a terrible pun. (because Obama is worthless, geddit?) GTF
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# ? May 29, 2014 22:33 |
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One of the things I find funny about the fluoride thing is that Alex Jones' father is a dentist. Who obviously uses Fluoride as part of his practice.
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# ? May 29, 2014 22:42 |
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Lightning Jim posted:One of the things I find funny about the fluoride thing is that Alex Jones' father is a dentist. Who obviously uses Fluoride as part of his practice. That's why we don't need it in the water. Less business for the dentists.
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# ? May 30, 2014 01:26 |
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Lightning Jim posted:One of the things I find funny about the fluoride thing is that Alex Jones' father is a dentist. Who obviously uses Fluoride as part of his practice. Son, don't drink the entire jug of flouride or it'll kill you. And lo, a conspiracy theorist was created.
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# ? May 30, 2014 09:23 |
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SO how nuts would the water fluoride conspiracy types get if I pointed out you fill your body with dangerous atomic chlorine every time you eat something with salt in it?
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# ? May 30, 2014 09:44 |
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Sir Tonk posted:That's why we don't need it in the water. Less business for the dentists. I love this, it's like a conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theorist.
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# ? May 30, 2014 09:49 |
There's got to be a market for a movie that demonstrates how to create a conspiracy theory out of whole cloth. They could use "Paul Walker was killed by the CIA" as an example.
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# ? May 30, 2014 09:56 |
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RandomPauI posted:There's got to be a market for a movie that demonstrates how to create a conspiracy theory out of whole cloth. They could use "Paul Walker was killed by the CIA" as an example. A little off-topic, but if you haven't already, you have got to see The Manchurian Candidate, the original, with Frank Sinatra and Angela edit: thanks Mr. Funny Pants, I was tired. Sharkie fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 30, 2014 |
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Sharkie posted:A little off-topic, but if you haven't already, you have got to see The Manchurian Candidate, the original, with Frank Sinatra and Angela Lansbury. Fixed for 88 year old white Brit instead of younger black American.
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# ? May 30, 2014 12:17 |
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Vorpal Cat posted:SO how nuts would the water fluoride conspiracy types get if I pointed out you fill your body with dangerous atomic chlorine every time you eat something with salt in it? Well you're in luck, Jones' Fluoride Shield protects against mercury, chlorine and bromine!
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# ? May 30, 2014 14:05 |
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duz posted:Well you're in luck, Jones' Fluoride Shield protects against mercury, chlorine and bromine! But what about dihydrogen monoxide?
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# ? May 30, 2014 14:29 |
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duz posted:Well you're in luck, Jones' Fluoride Shield protects against mercury, chlorine and bromine! "These Statements have no been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration." is actually a plus here.
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# ? May 30, 2014 14:31 |
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I like how The Infowars antiradiation Iodine mentions how it is FDA approved for that purpose.
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# ? May 30, 2014 17:23 |
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duz posted:Well you're in luck, Jones' Fluoride Shield protects against mercury, chlorine and bromine! The tamarind and cilantro makes me wanna slather this on Thai food.
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# ? May 30, 2014 17:26 |
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blowfish posted:But what about dihydrogen monoxide? Always a fun one to pull, most people demand it be banned every time it's brought up
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:10 |
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moller posted:The tamarind and cilantro makes me wanna slather this on Thai food. The zeolites make me wanna take this stuff into a mineralogy lab and find out what it is actually made of.
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:25 |
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Vorpal Cat posted:SO how nuts would the water fluoride conspiracy types get if I pointed out you fill your body with dangerous atomic chlorine every time you eat something with salt in it? My mother refuses to use table salt because she read somewhere online that it's poison.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:22 |
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I remember some stupid diet book called Skinny Bitch which says that you should not use Splenda because it contains chlorine, which of course is not only that stuff in the pool that stings your eyes, it was used in chemical warfare!
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:45 |
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Davros1 posted:My mother refuses to use table salt because she read somewhere online that it's poison. Can't argue with that logic.
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# ? May 30, 2014 22:28 |
Mr. Funny Pants posted:Fixed for 88 year old white Brit instead of younger black American. Basset's on the downhill slide to sixty. She's still younger than Lansbury, but she's getting pretty close to the point where the prefix "young" becomes ironic. She is still black, though.
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# ? May 31, 2014 08:40 |
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Zachack posted:I get the florida/fluoridation sound-alike but how does Kissenger fit in? Jews
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# ? May 31, 2014 08:46 |
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No kidding, if there's a hole in a conspiracy somewhere, jews get to fill it in more often than not. We haven't really come a long way since the Protocols..
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# ? May 31, 2014 09:57 |