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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



gently caress it, they get $10 for the laughs I got from the first song alone.

EDIT: New page content

"drunk aliens"

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

amenenema posted:

What's a CD?

A thing I use in the car to listen to music, you rich rear end in a top hat.

My parents would love listening to this in the car. :(

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I lost my poo poo over this. It looks so terrified in the second picture.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Ted's into some freaky poo poo.

Humphreys posted:

"drunk aliens"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Detective Thompson posted:

The sassiest Swedish cop.

Ain't got nothing on Finnish cops.



Or Finnish Galactus: :nws: http://i.imgur.com/nTdE8Eh.jpg:nws:

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 21:28 on May 30, 2014

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


In case you didn't already know, there are actually official Tom of Finland stamps:





(No joke, go Finland!)

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

As a Finn, this almost makes up for not getting a gay president.

Just, all interactions with Russia would have been hilarious after that.
But Tom of Finland stamps are cool as well.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Is space guy loving Brazil?

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

gently caress this gay earth

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Olanphonia posted:

gently caress this gay earth

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

karl fungus posted:

Is space guy loving Brazil?
Looks to be due east of Morocco, so Florida or Cuba, with his balls slapping Colombia and Venezuela.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Olanphonia posted:

gently caress this gay earth

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

poz my neg hole

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


ASsuming that picture isn't altered what made an entire intersection disappear such that I can't see the bottom of the sink hole?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Krinkle posted:

ASsuming that picture isn't altered what made an entire intersection disappear such that I can't see the bottom of the sink hole?

Graboids.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Krinkle posted:

ASsuming that picture isn't altered what made an entire intersection disappear such that I can't see the bottom of the sink hole?

Water.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011









Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

ToMacco Jam

Koivunen
Oct 7, 2011

there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour

Please don't post pics of me.

John Big Booty posted:

Ain't got nothing on Finnish cops.



Or Finnish Galactus: :nws: http://i.imgur.com/nTdE8Eh.jpg:nws:

MMMmmmm...

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

I see you're buying a basketball team...

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Holy poo poo. Baker Dick and Harden My Dick deserve Grammys.


Say Nothing posted:

Of course, My Dick is double-length.

My Dick plays on the double-feature screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

Tangents
Aug 23, 2008



at least I thought it was funny

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gils posted:



at least I thought it was funny

But what about aluminium?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Paladinus posted:

But what about aluminium?

Aluminium is an inferior metal found only in Britain.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Deteriorata posted:

Aluminium is an inferior metal found only in Britain.

Like gently caress, yanks and canucks are the only ones using "aluminum"

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

mfcrocker posted:

Like gently caress, yanks and canucks are the only ones using "aluminum"

The use of the word aluminum irritates me quite a bit, speaking as a non-native English speaker.

It's aluminium everywhere else boys!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


organburner posted:

The use of the word aluminum irritates me quite a bit, speaking as a non-native English speaker.

It's aluminium everywhere else boys!

Americans did use Aluminium at one stage. I remember arguing with my american girlfriend about it one day and read a really confusing article about the differences.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


goddamn chemistry trolls are the worst trolls.

Short version: Discoverer called it aluminum, classical snobs and consistency mavens changed to -ium within a decade, Webster's dictionary used -um, chemists including US chemists used -ium, practical process for making the stuff arrived in the 20th century and Yanks started calling it -um, IUPAC standardized on aluminium in 1990 but added -um as an alternate spelling in 1993 or thereabouts.

http://www.iupac.org/fileadmin/user_upload/news/IUPAC_Periodic_Table-1May13.pdf

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




This. This is what chemistry troll deserve.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
If you want to see the future, imagine a jock, slamming a nerd into a locker, forever.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


thepopmonster posted:

goddamn chemistry trolls are the worst trolls.

Short version: Discoverer called it aluminum, classical snobs and consistency mavens changed to -ium within a decade, Webster's dictionary used -um, chemists including US chemists used -ium, practical process for making the stuff arrived in the 20th century and Yanks started calling it -um, IUPAC standardized on aluminium in 1990 but added -um as an alternate spelling in 1993 or thereabouts.

http://www.iupac.org/fileadmin/user_upload/news/IUPAC_Periodic_Table-1May13.pdf



Yup that's the article. Short story: we are still together but bitterly hate when we both misspell or mispronounce it.

goodbyebluesky
Sep 14, 2007

Dienes posted:

Wow, first time my hometown showed up in the thread.

Still don't get it.

EDIT: Oh.

Been there many times. Good old Kalamazoo!

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

These are delicious and its an accurate picture with all the MSG in them.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Fauxtool posted:

These are delicious and its an accurate picture with all the MSG in them.


Uhh fine I'll go stand in the shop window God!

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Haruharuharuko posted:

Uhh fine I'll go stand in the shop window God!



Wasn't expecting to see my fetish in this thread.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
My fetish is knowing what other people's fetishes are, so thanks

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Painipple?

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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

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