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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


From that page:

quote:

One of the Ask That Guy segments had the question "If you rape a prostitute, is it rape or just theft?". He claims that he raped a prostitute and was charged for both crimes, with his defense being that she enjoyed it just as much as he did.

For gently caress's sake...

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LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW
Haven't listened to an Ask That Guy in ages, but from what I remember they're pretty much just "how horrible can we get" Aristocrats-style humor, pretty effective. I don't think Tropers get that, though. Just another wacky TGWTG character!!! And Grimdark too!!!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Does Ask That Guy do the same fake falsetto scream that Doug Walker uses for every other character?

HapiMerchant
Apr 22, 2014
I can honestly say I don't understand the popularity of TGWTG. He's just...bland, I suppose. What's his pizazz? Where's his appeal? Why do Tropers insist upon writing an entire alternate fanfiction universe which involves the entire cast of an internet vlogger site all becoming prostitutes?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I can understand enjoying someone like Linkara or Sage, because while they can get annoying with their schtick, at least they know what they are talking about, and they can convey it in an interesting manner. But Nostalgia Critic? What insightful stuff does he ever say that isn't bogged down in awful skits and failed actors from his disastrous pet project?

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Does Ask That Guy do the same fake falsetto scream that Doug Walker uses for every other character?

I haven't watched it in forever but no he doesn't. At least not nearly as frequently. It's a lot of "so edgy" humor though.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



For that particular "character" it was either "dark/edgy" is funny or it was complete off the wall random poo poo.

For gently caress's sake "Hamster Jelly" was somthing that was said, mostly to sell as a card in the short lived CCG type thing that TGWTG had for a while years and years back.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


HapiMerchant posted:

I can honestly say I don't understand the popularity of TGWTG. He's just...bland, I suppose. What's his pizazz? Where's his appeal? Why do Tropers insist upon writing an entire alternate fanfiction universe which involves the entire cast of an internet vlogger site all becoming prostitutes?

Daffy Duck acting plus he talks about things from people's childhood. Internet nerds do not have their standards any higher than mainstream audiences. (See: anything on TV, the radio, movies- lots of bland and dull poo poo.)

As for weird fanfic... There's kind of a weird thing in fanfic circles where you just try to take the characters in whatever you're into and put them into a totally different situation. Normally, this manifests in eighty jillion "the cast of Firefly but they're in high school!!!" fics, but a few people really like writing about their favorite characters suffering horribly and/or in weird sexual situations.

Internet fandom in general just has a weird predilection toward writing fanfic for everything, even stuff that doesn't actually have any kind of narrative. I don't really get it, but that's how it is.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Well I do think Doug and his brother Rob helped set a new standard for week-to-week production values and a knack for finding some of the silliest parts of a particular movie.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
The thing I never understood about AU fanfiction is that if you remove these characters from their original setting and appearance, sometimes going so far as to change their personality, why not just, you know, write something original? "Original", I should say, but still.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Raserys posted:

The thing I never understood about AU fanfiction is that if you remove these characters from their original setting and appearance, sometimes going so far as to change their personality, why not just, you know, write something original? "Original", I should say, but still.

Because if you have to start fresh, no one is going to already care about your characters, you're going to have to like, ugh, work at making the characters automatically appealing to others in order to get them to read. Better to do a bait-and-switch so they come in expecting a familiar character and maybe they won't notice your totally irrelevant original character!!!!???!?!?

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

Raserys posted:

The thing I never understood about AU fanfiction is that if you remove these characters from their original setting and appearance, sometimes going so far as to change their personality, why not just, you know, write something original? "Original", I should say, but still.

No, don't you get it? It's a deconstruction of the original work! And not at all me doing the literary equivalent of a five-year-old playing with action figures!
:goonsay:

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Raserys posted:

The thing I never understood about AU fanfiction is that if you remove these characters from their original setting and appearance, sometimes going so far as to change their personality, why not just, you know, write something original? "Original", I should say, but still.

Also coming up with original names is haaard :saddowns:

Galick
Nov 26, 2011

Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?
So I've been marathoning through this thread off and on for the past week or so.

:smithicide:

Here's something at least.

quote:

Child Espionage RP Discussion

There was a link to the thing itself in there, so let's see how bad this is. Here's the opening post:

quote:

Among the many planes dotting the sky at this moment, jetting their passengers to their destinations, there were four, first-class and luxurious ones heading to a remote island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Hailing from heavily-defended army bases in Nevada, Virginia, Norfolk, England and a remote place in Wales, these planes were shuttling a new generation.
A new generation, a new face, of spies and intelligence-gatherers. Specially selected, from the hundreds of millions across the target area, only a few made it. Only a few were chosen. These few now make up A.I.M.E.D. These few were on board the aforementioned four planes.
Every single one of these airplanes, was heading to an island in the North Atlantic Ocean, on the same latitude as Florida, meaning it was fairly warm. If the A.I.M.E.D recruits payed attention, they would notice that the island itself was fairly small, 40 miles long and 20 miles wide. There were barely any buildings, the only ones visible were small cabins, dotted around the island of which there were 6. There was a lake, which appeared to be the only water source. Most of the island was fairly wooded, which birds circled around. All in all, it was rather baffling, if you weren't in the know.
All four planes touched down onto the runway within a minute of each other. The plane from Wales, arrived first, followed by the one from Norfolk, the one from Virginia, and lastly, the plane from Nevada. It was exactly 3:30 PM when the last plane touched down.
It was then that the recruits were ushered out of their transportation, and met by their guards, half a dozen for each recruit. The children from the UK, were met by stern-faced British soldiers, with SA 80's, while the Americans were escorted by U.S. soldiers, with similar expressions to their British counterparts, wielding M16's.
Hurried onto a waiting bulletproof military truck with blackened windows and more guards protecting it, plus two GPMG's, the children were ordered into comfortable, leather seats, an oak table in front of it, with refreshments. As soon as the last child sat down, the truck sped away, surrounded on all sides by four military jeeps. All in all, they had spent a barely noticeable amount of time not in a vehicle.
From a speaker, came a voice which could only be the driver, "You'll be meeting the commander in around 10 minutes. Enjoy the ride if you can, and have some refreshments. Get to know one another." The message ended, and the A.I.M.E.D recruits were left with only their fellow members to talk to.


quote:

Sophia frowned ever so slightly and pursed her lips at Daniel's non-reaction. Gay? Asexual? She filed these possibilities away for future consideration but, since she wasn't actually interested in him her ego was not bruised. She extended her hand towards him. "Pleased to meet you, " she said with just a hint of warmth in her voice. If he took it her handshake would be firm and assured but without the macho strength testing guys so often indulged in.

This seems like it can go terrible places very fast, but I have to get to work. Here's the link to this thing if anyone wants to have a look while I'm gone.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

Triskelli posted:

Well I do think Doug and his brother Rob helped set a new standard for week-to-week production values and a knack for finding some of the silliest parts of a particular movie.

Doug and Rob Ford did have a very good TV and web show, briefly.

BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


Galick posted:

So I've been marathoning through this thread off and on for the past week or so.

:smithicide:

Here's something at least.


There was a link to the thing itself in there, so let's see how bad this is. Here's the opening post:



This seems like it can go terrible places very fast, but I have to get to work. Here's the link to this thing if anyone wants to have a look while I'm gone.

Is Sophia supposed to be a portrayal of crippling social issues with the opposite gender, or is that just how the writer thinks people act?

quote:

Sophia was beginning to wonder if her companions were borderline autistic.

:rolleyes:

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Puppy Time posted:


As for weird fanfic... There's kind of a weird thing in fanfic circles where you just try to take the characters in whatever you're into and put them into a totally different situation. Normally, this manifests in eighty jillion "the cast of Firefly but they're in high school!!!" fics, but a few people really like writing about their favorite characters suffering horribly and/or in weird sexual situations.

Internet fandom in general just has a weird predilection toward writing fanfic for everything, even stuff that doesn't actually have any kind of narrative. I don't really get it, but that's how it is.

Sounds like this blog post I read: http://stuffgeekslove.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/fan-fiction/

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Okay, so I finally finished the thread, and holy poo poo. It's just :stare: all the way through. I come across people here and there that used TVT as kind of a wiki, but were ignorant about the forums, but they did always remark how insane many of the entries were.

Thing that struck me is all of their character outlines always read like an RPG character sheet. I'm surprised they don't list the Strength and Charisma of Owario the teenage veteran of a thousand battles. As is pointed out many times, these guys do not consume any media that isn't anime and video games, or if they've got a wider scope, comic books and genre TV their ideas are going to be very limited.

As for Japan worship, I took a fair number of Asian Studies classes in university (before I switched my major over to modern history) and it was really depressing to see the huge gap between people that legitimately were interested in Asia, and those that were simply there because they thought they could write essays about Sailor Moon and get As. With profs being old guys who were aware of the existence of anime and manga, they didn't take too kindly to weeaboo antics. One of my essays and presentations was actually about how Japan has whitewashed its WW2 record, and there was at least one guy heckling me until the prof told him to shut the gently caress up, because Japan didn't do anything wrong and we should be the ones apologizing to them for using Atomic weapons on them. Big mean western world picking on Glorious Nippon! (Another essay I wrote for the same class was about how Japanese militarism was actually a reaction to western colonization in Asia).

A good friend of mine has been teaching English in japan for a long time, up to a point where he's the senior teaching at the school, and part of that is hiring new teachers and such. MOst of the applicants he gets are from England or Australia, but there's an decent number of Americans and Canadians. Those they really screen because they want to avoid getting the guys who think "I'll go to Japan and live the Otaku life because that's what people do in Japan!" rather than people that legitimately want to teach English and have an experience. His stories about Japan actually make it sound insane, which he will freely admit. Insanely hectic and squished, everyone is extremely polite to the point of it actually being rude. While manga and anime is everywhere, its mostly seen as kids stuff or for weirdos. He had no idea what Attack On Titan was until I explained it to him at Anime North and he said "Oh okay! I see that skinless guy everywhere, I had no idea that was it" because you still have to go and watch it, its not like its on tv screens on the subway.

From what I have heard from him and other people who have gone to Japan for various reasons, if you literally go to be a professional Otaku in Japan, you will be seen as the creepiest weirdo that ever did creep. What was that rich kid who moved to Japan for that and posted videos of his life? Those were just really sad.

BTW, You cannot go to japan for longer than I think 14 days without having a business or university sponsoring you. And they are really quick to deport people.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

twistedmentat posted:

BTW, You cannot go to japan for longer than I think 14 days without having a business or university sponsoring you. And they are really quick to deport people.

90 days, as long as you don't receive income. Like most other countries, really.

I wish there was some sort of blog chronicling the adventures of weeaboos in Japan, every stories I've seen was hilarious.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

FrozenVent posted:

90 days, as long as you don't receive income. Like most other countries, really.

I wish there was some sort of blog chronicling the adventures of weeaboos in Japan, every stories I've seen was hilarious.

This is the closest I can think of http://weeaboo-stories.tumblr.com/

I think it was in the Ugly and Awkward thread had some white guy on the subway in Japan and he was wearing a coolie and I think some kind of traditional kimono style jacket and everyone around him was dressed normally.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

twistedmentat posted:

This is the closest I can think of http://weeaboo-stories.tumblr.com/

I think it was in the Ugly and Awkward thread had some white guy on the subway in Japan and he was wearing a coolie and I think some kind of traditional kimono style jacket and everyone around him was dressed normally.

If only that were grounds for deportation.

Thinky Whale
Aug 2, 2012

All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Fry.

twistedmentat posted:

He had no idea what Attack On Titan was until I explained it to him at Anime North and he said "Oh okay! I see that skinless guy everywhere, I had no idea that was it" because you still have to go and watch it, its not like its on tv screens on the subway.

It does, however, have a merchandising tie-in with 7-11. So lately all the 7-11s have shelves full of toys and snacks with Attack on Titan characters on them. I love that this is a country that sees a thing about giant monsters eating people and says, "You know what that needs? It's own brand of potato chips."

\/\/\/ I forgot about that! Insane cartoon merchandising: the great uniter of humanity.

Thinky Whale fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jun 1, 2014

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
Yeah, that never happens over here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwik-E-Mart#7-Eleven_promotion

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

I think the point was more that Attack on Titan was about monsters eating people, not that it's a cartoon tie in.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I think the point was more that Attack on Titan was about monsters eating people, not that it's a cartoon tie in.

It's a popular cartoon in Japan. Of course it's going to have merchandising. Potato chips also seems like it would be an obvious thing considering the dumb memes it spawned.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



That potato chip line is jut as silly in the orginal japanese as it is in the dub. I'm kinda glad they kept it.

Everything is going according to keikoku*

*keikoku means potato chip plan

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I didn't even know that was a meme until recently. I completely forgot about the Potato Girl thing near the end of the series just thinking "hey that characters is kinda cool".

He always brings Japanese candy with him, and I have some packs of AoT Mints.

Anticheese posted:

If only that were grounds for deportation.

It's really weird, One of the things the school he works for is helping schools visiting from overseas, and he said there's always a few jackasses wearing kimonos or cosplaying in the groups as if walking around Shibuya dressed like Asuka is normal.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

I'm sorry, are we confusing Attack on Titan with Death Note, or is there a second anime potato chip meme I'm not aware of?

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



He mentioned potato chip meme so i just instinctivly though of Death note, if there is one for AOT then i'm not familiar with it.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

DStecks posted:

I'm sorry, are we confusing Attack on Titan with Death Note, or is there a second anime potato chip meme I'm not aware of?

There is a single memorable scene in AoT where a recruit eats a potato while the drill sergeant is doing his "you are not worthy to lick the dirt from my boots" spiel. It has become a meme, to the point where a later chapter of the manga explicitly references the scene.

JackMackerel
Jun 15, 2011
People are still mad JesuOtaku doesn't like TVTropes. Their anger is shown by copypasting some... novel.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

JackMackerel posted:

People are still mad JesuOtaku doesn't like TVTropes. Their anger is shown by copypasting some... novel.

That's Pride and Prejudice, you philistine.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Hell, looking a bit further down, apparently someone saw fit to C/P, among other things, a Goof Troop fanfic, the lyrics to Let it Go and Komm, Susser Todd, and... A yaoi fic. :v:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

JackMackerel posted:

People are still mad JesuOtaku doesn't like TVTropes. Their anger is shown by copypasting some... novel.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that that's one of the most iconic openings in English literature. :eng99:

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal

Regalingualius posted:

Hell, looking a bit further down, apparently someone saw fit to C/P, among other things, a Goof Troop fanfic, the lyrics to Let it Go and Komm, Susser Todd, and... A yaoi fic. :v:

There's also a big chunk of Bee Movie script so it's almost certain JesuOtaku made the rounds on the bad fanfiction tumblrs where they use it as lorem ipsum.

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009
That seems like an inordinate amount of work to put into vandalizing a wiki page.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Hammurabi posted:

That seems like an inordinate amount of work to put into vandalizing a wiki page.

It's probably a known-quantity text bomb - probably distributed as a .txt or PasteBin link, for script kiddies to vandalize with.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
JO tearing apart Tropers will never not be funny.

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Regalingualius posted:

Hell, looking a bit further down, apparently someone saw fit to C/P, among other things, a Goof Troop fanfic, the lyrics to Let it Go and Komm, Susser Todd, and... A yaoi fic. :v:

And the first canto of Dante's Inferno, a chunk of Atlas Shrugged... And what looks like a Twilight fanfic (no, not Fifty Shades).

And eventually, this:

Someone with way too much spare time posted:

"...I see. Thank god it was nothing serious. But a molester attacking her... he must be reckless or have discerning tastes.
Either way he was a stupid molester. I thought..."

"You thought she knocked him out instead of running away, right?"

"Yeah. It's rare for her to run away.
But... I see, even Mitsuzuri is weak against molesters. It's impossible to teach femininity unless something like this happens."

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You remind me of the babe

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT??????

DICKBUTT.

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And lo did the gods say onto the people:

"Follow @TheDailySnaggle on Twitter."

And so to did the gods say onto the MRA Army:

"'Not all men' is a bullshit argument, stop using it you pussies."

The MRA army did not listen and choose to deny the prophet Snagglepuss and be utter assholes to women on the internet. Such is the way of the internet and the assholes who populate it.

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BADADABAP BAP BADOBAP! ~YEAH~

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've reached the end of the page!

NOW STOP MAKING TVTROPES PAGES ABOUT REAL PEOPLE

and especially stop harassing them about their personal lives and writing gross fanfiction about them

STOP.


At least the last part is much needed. Still, what a strange form of wiki vandalism. What is it even meant to accomplish besides burying relevant and meaningful content?

e: fixed page stretch

SerialKilldeer fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jun 1, 2014

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Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

SerialKilldeer posted:

Still, what a strange form of wiki vandalism. What is it even meant to accomplish besides burying relevant and meaningful content?

SerialKilldeer posted:

burying relevant and meaningful content

Wiki vandalism like this is pretty pointless, it'll just get reverted. If they were brighter, they'd introduce wrong or hurtful information first and then have a number of alternate accounts vandalize the page via other IPs.

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