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Pope Corky the IX posted:
NO. THAT IS A LIE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS THAT STUPID.
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Jesus Christ, please tell me that wasn't actually posted here.
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May 31, 2014 17:43
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It was not.
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May 31, 2014 17:55
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CravingSolace posted:Jesus Christ, please tell me that wasn't actually posted here. I think it's worse that, based on Benny's previous posts, this is actually believable.
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May 31, 2014 18:35
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Benny, have you thought about Law school?
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May 31, 2014 18:37
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Benny should be a cop
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May 31, 2014 18:45
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Have you ever considered Bridge Design/Architecture?
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May 31, 2014 19:22
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Benny, consider getting a job being a disappointment to your parents.
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May 31, 2014 20:22
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Impatient Skype JO posted:Benny, consider getting a job being a disappointment to your parents. If he loses his amateur status, he won't be able to compete in the Olympics!
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May 31, 2014 22:30
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how is your family benny? haven't heard much about ole mom and pop and lil bro for a while
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May 31, 2014 22:39
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i am he posted:how is your family benny? haven't heard much about ole mom and pop and lil bro for a while Benny the Snake posted:I didn't want to say anything, but I actually came home and killed my family several months ago after talking to the oracle. I knew the thread would get angry at me for it, so I just haven't mentioned anything...
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May 31, 2014 22:46
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AlbieQuirky posted:If he loses his amateur status, he won't be able to compete in the Olympics! I feel Benny's only shot at success would come from failing at being a failure.
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May 31, 2014 23:46
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Benny's Future
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May 31, 2014 23:53
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That's optimistic. That guy actually worked multiple jobs in college and appears to have money, from what I have no idea.
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Jun 1, 2014 02:22
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argondamn posted:That's optimistic. That guy actually worked multiple jobs in college and appears to have money, from what I have no idea. probably collecting disability or some other government mooching
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Jun 1, 2014 03:05
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I realized today that I shouldn't put "sales experience" on my resume or on my cover letters, as they'd just invite answers to questions that would keep me from getting hired. Fortunately, I created two separate resumes and kept the original untouched. What I am going to put in my cover letters is how I am currently volunteering at the library. I'm not getting that position at the law firm. I haven't heard from them but I know I'm not getting it. There is now way I can put "sales experience" without at least mentioning my previous job and there's no way I can spin that so I'm just going to leave it off altogether. And no, that job isn't on my resume.
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Jun 1, 2014 04:22
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Couldn't you just say you sold your own poo poo on eBay and that's how you know how to do it? It's not like there's a massive barrier to set up an account. Hell, you could well some of your comics and actually do that.
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Jun 1, 2014 04:45
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Benny have you considered applying for disability from the government on account of your iq handicap?
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Jun 1, 2014 06:19
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Magnus Gallant posted:Benny have you considered applying for disability from the government on account of your iq handicap? Link them to this thread as proof.
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Jun 1, 2014 07:05
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CravingSolace posted:Jesus Christ, please tell me that wasn't actually posted here. Benny the Snake posted:My McDonald's interview went well today. I'm a little bit nervous about one thing: the manager who interviewed me asked when I left there back in '07 if I put in my two week's notice. I told him that I'm positive I did. Five years is a long time, and I don't know how big of a deal-breaker it would be if I did or didn't for a fast food place. They're going to check back with my old manager to see how good an employee I was, so I don't expect them to call me back until next week maybe. I did good, though. Benny the Snake posted:I want to think that I put in my two weeks notice. Five years is a long time to remember, though. Besides, I'm positive that I was a good employee. If I wasn't, then why would they hold me on for about two years? So, close. I mean, he's pretty sure he did, but it was a long time ago...
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Benny the Snake posted:I realized today that I shouldn't put "sales experience" on my resume or on my cover letters, as they'd just invite answers to questions that would keep me from getting hired. Fortunately, I created two separate resumes and kept the original untouched. What I am going to put in my cover letters is how I am currently volunteering at the library. I'm not getting that position at the law firm. I haven't heard from them but I know I'm not getting it. There is now way I can put "sales experience" without at least mentioning my previous job and there's no way I can spin that so I'm just going to leave it off altogether. And no, that job isn't on my resume. Call the law firm and see what's up. Don't just assume you're not getting the job.
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Jun 1, 2014 10:24
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Ms. Happiness posted:Call the law firm and see what's up. Don't just assume you're not getting the job. Do not do this. No office wants to have their day interrupted and field calls like this. It's not as if you were going to hire someone and then forgot to do so until they called and reminded you. That kind of "persistence" maybe only works in retail gigs. If you must follow up, use email - it's more easily ignored if they don't want to speak to you, and you're more likely to get a real answer. Someone picking up the phone may hedge because they're uncomfortable. I am curious why our normally over- confident Benny doesn't think he got this gig.
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Jun 1, 2014 11:42
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Eris posted:Do not do this. No office wants to have their day interrupted and field calls like this. It's not as if you were going to hire someone and then forgot to do so until they called and reminded you. He probably accidentally set the place on fire which is why he is down on his chances.
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Jun 1, 2014 14:09
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Do they have Waffle Houses in California?
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Jun 1, 2014 14:15
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almightyerin posted:Do they have Waffle Houses in California? "They told me to pour the batter on the Waffle iron, but I've always heard you pour it on a griddle so I argued. Got let go"
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Jun 1, 2014 14:55
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ThatCguy posted:"They told me to pour the batter on the Waffle iron, but I've always heard you pour it on a griddle so I argued. Got let go" "They were a waffle house, so I thought they would be more tolerant of indecision; ten minutes to decide which plate to wash first and which order to put on the table first didn't seem so bad by that metric."
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Jun 1, 2014 18:23
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Making fun of the mentally ill is really good fun. Especially when they start to work hard and address their issues.
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Jun 1, 2014 18:35
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lol he thinks Benny is working hard on anything
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Jun 1, 2014 19:17
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juche mane posted:Making fun of the mentally ill is really good fun. Especially when they start to work hard and address their issues. You know, I've mentioned before that my job has me helping intellectually disabled people find work, fit in and lead good lives, so I really hope you can understand where I'm coming from when I say that posts like this really have no place in this thread. Benny is a normal, fully capable person whose laziness and irresponsibility are his own fault. Even Benny realizes this. No need to run up in here with your goofy snark posts. E: Benny, you should go see the oracle about your next move 
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Jun 1, 2014 19:28
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I honestly don’t even know how I feel about Benny being referred to as “mentally ill” at this point. I know there was the whole psychosis thing, but that seemed entirely based around him hearing his name said out loud when it wasn’t. My perfectly sane husband thinks he hears poo poo all the time. Never in talking to Benny has he come across as unhinged, just mentally… different. If having really poor decision making skills is a mental illness, then I know a lot of crazy people all of a sudden. I don’t mean to play the special snowflake here but I guess as somebody with a definite mental illness that I struggle with every day, it doesn’t sit right with me to put my condition in the same category with somebody who's just kind of a tard. I dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
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Jun 1, 2014 20:04
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Kingdom of Sin posted:I honestly don’t even know how I feel about Benny being referred to as “mentally ill” at this point. I know there was the whole psychosis thing, but that seemed entirely based around him hearing his name said out loud when it wasn’t. My perfectly sane husband thinks he hears poo poo all the time. Never in talking to Benny has he come across as unhinged, just mentally… different. If having really poor decision making skills is a mental illness, then I know a lot of crazy people all of a sudden. I don’t mean to play the special snowflake here but I guess as somebody with a definite mental illness that I struggle with every day, it doesn’t sit right with me to put my condition in the same category with somebody who's just kind of a tard. I dunno, maybe I'm wrong. If there is a mental disorder whose definition is "lack of common sense and logical thinking ability" then Benny would have that.
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Jun 1, 2014 20:08
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juche mane posted:Making fun of the mentally ill is really good fun. Especially when they start to work hard and address their issues. No one is talking about you
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Jun 1, 2014 20:31
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Shelf Adventure posted:Couldn't you just say you sold your own poo poo on eBay and that's how you know how to do it? It's not like there's a massive barrier to set up an account. Hell, you could well some of your comics and actually do that.
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Jun 1, 2014 22:11
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juche mane posted:Making fun of the mentally ill is really good fun. Especially when they start to work hard and address their issues. Agreed, which is why I read e/n.
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Jun 1, 2014 22:29
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JakeP posted:No one is talking about you 
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Jun 1, 2014 23:08
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juche mane posted:Making fun of the mentally ill is really good fun. Especially when they start to work hard and address their issues. Benny is not mentally ill he's just really bad at doing things.
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Jun 1, 2014 23:45
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juche mane posted:Making fun of the mentally ill is really good fun. Especially when they start to work hard and address their issues. There's mentally ill and then there's Benny. Also  at anything Benny does qualifying as 'working hard.'
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Jun 1, 2014 23:47
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Benny the Snake posted:That's good advice. I'll keep "sales experience" on my resume and if asked, I'll answer that I've personally sold items on those sites. That way I can avoid talking about my previous job and still maintain that I have sales experience. Interviewer: "What kind of things did you sell?" What will you answer, Benny?
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Jun 2, 2014 03:03
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Discarded books from the library where he volunteers?
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Jun 2, 2014 03:45
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Refurbished shopping carts? The Benny T. Snake Thunderdome Anthology? Combat Dish Trays? Zucchini Spatulas? Jarred farts? The possibilities are endless.
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