WWE Payback: Keep your Money in the Bank until next month (7:30 EST)

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Who on the card is the Too Sweetest?
	John Cena
	Bray Wyatt
	Evolution
	The Shield
	Daniel Bryan
	El Torito
	AJ Styles

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

I hope Bo and Kofi try their best and have a positive experience.

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BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

BO DALLAS TONIGHT!

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Yes, a repeat of Smackdown is what I want to see on PPV

E: at least I think it was kofi. He jobbed to someone. Was it Bo?

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Booker's being a pussy

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UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

I like Goldust's Hogan beard makeup.

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Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

OverBoked

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Skills all day, apparently

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BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Blasmeister posted:

Yes, a repeat of Smackdown is what I want to see on PPV

He faced Woods on Smackdown I think.

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The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Fun Fact: WWE actually had time, during their 5 hours of weekly cable television, to build up matches for this PPV.

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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

I HATE THIS

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Dunbar: Feb 21, 2003

Did they really just add two matches to a card that is starting right now?

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

This thread title is the best thing.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

The Landstander posted:

Fun Fact: WWE actually had time, during their 5 hours of weekly cable television, to build up matches for this PPV.

fun?

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Haha Kofi bout to job to Bo.

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Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

#FELLA

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

this is the weirdest last minute of promo

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

BigRed0427 posted:

He faced Woods on Smackdown I think.

Ok a repeat of next week's smackdown then.

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X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Sheamus and Cesaro first? Guess they want to get the best match of the PPV out of the way first.

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Kofi B. Ware

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Dunbar posted:

Did they really just add two matches to a card that is starting right now?

Better than December to Dismember 2006, which had one match at the beginning of the show.

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BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ok, time to get this train wreck out of the way.

I need some kind of sweets

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I do like watching PPVs live and legally without paying sixty bucks for them, I'll say that right now

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UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Kofi had an incredible Flying Nothing against Cesaro. ADR may no longer be the king.

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Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Unauthorized viewers beware: YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE

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Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

The Landstander posted:

Fun Fact: WWE actually had time, during their 5 hours of weekly cable television, to build up matches for this PPV.

I'm always glad when they have stories for more than two matches. Too many PPVs with 3 match cards going into the show.

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Dunbar posted:

Did they really just add two matches to a card that is starting right now?

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Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

this is gonna be good

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sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

If Bo turns Kofi into a Boliever will his name be Bofi?

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Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Dave Scherer's report on PWInsider is pretty scathing of Swoggle/Torito. Does he just not know how to have fun and accept something for what it is? That match was fun and Swoggle reacted perfectly to the haircut.

Must be sad being so grumpy about wrestling all the time.

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Had to help my dad put a door knob, how was the hair vs mask match?

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Ambrose's crazy eyes really pop in black & white

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Don't disappoint me Cesaro/Sheamus

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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Good opening video.

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

The Landstander posted:

Fun Fact: WWE actually had time, during their 5 hours of weekly cable television, to build up matches for this PPV.

Even if they had bothered doing that you just know that Michael Cole would have gotten bored within five seconds and would have started ether making GBS threads on it or contemplating what John Cena was up to.

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UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Deadpool posted:

Sheamus and Cesaro first? Guess they want to get the best match of the PPV out of the way first.

Plus Heyman can try to chill the crowd out.

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

sticklefifer posted:

If Bo turns Kofi into a Boliever will his name be Bofi?

Wyatt Family vs the Bolievers summerslam 2014

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Call Me Charlie: Dec 3, 2005; by Smythe

I'm going to pretend like tonight is a really good episode of Raw.

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

BigRed0427 posted:

Ok, time to get this train wreck out of the way.

I need some kind of sweets

Sweets make your teeth get ripped out and that hurts a lot and your awesome dentist has to give you 800 mg of ibuprofen every 6 hours. Not that I'd know from this past week or anything.

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Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

Is that the narrator from God of War

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Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

achillesforever6 posted:

Had to help my dad put a door knob, how was the hair vs mask match?

almost as good as the weeLC match

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