WWE Payback: Keep your Money in the Bank until next month (7:30 EST)

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Who on the card is the Too Sweetest?
	John Cena
	Bray Wyatt
	Evolution
	The Shield
	Daniel Bryan
	El Torito
	AJ Styles

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Unauthorized viewers beware: YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE

The Wyatt at Camp Jellyjam

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:02

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 13:47

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

achillesforever6 posted:

Had to help my dad put a door knob, how was the hair vs mask match?

You missed the match of the night

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:02

Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

It's a little weird that they're adding all these last minute matches but I'd rather watch Kofi and Bo and the rest of the midcard have wrestling matches than give Cena/Wyatt 12 an additional 45 minutes or have some dumbshit Legends "comedy" skit so whatever.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:02

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Who is this spooky granny doing the narration of this show?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:02

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Phenix Rising posted:

Dave Scherer's report on PWInsider is pretty scathing of Swoggle/Torito. Does he just not know how to have fun and accept something for what it is? That match was fun and Swoggle reacted perfectly to the haircut.

Must be sad being so grumpy about wrestling all the time.

I mean, I guess it was kind of fun but it was just a bunch spots and some comedy stuff. There's gonna be a lot of people that don't like that.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:02

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I miss Freddie Blassie so much.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fun Fact: Bray Wyatt IS A GOD

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:03

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

achillesforever6 posted:

Had to help my dad put a door knob, how was the hair vs mask match?

All seven men worked their asses off to put on an entertaining match.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:03

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE IN

*holds up merch*

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:03

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Solomonic posted:

Is that the narrator from God of War

The Management from Carnivale.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:03

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Sweets make your teeth get ripped out and that hurts a lot and your awesome dentist has to give you 800 mg of ibuprofen every 6 hours. Not that I'd know from this past week or anything.

Ibuprofen? Weak. Should've held out for Vicodin. :catdrugs:

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

SHEAMUS/CESARO! :neckbeard:

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:03

Git Mah Belt Son: Apr 26, 2003; Happy Happy Gators

Curious, does anyone know off hand the last PPV that didn't have a WWE/WHC title match on it?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Phenix Rising posted:

Dave Scherer's report on PWInsider is pretty scathing of Swoggle/Torito. Does he just not know how to have fun and accept something for what it is? That match was fun and Swoggle reacted perfectly to the haircut.

Must be sad being so grumpy about wrestling all the time.

I'm way not a fan of turning little people into a punchline simply because they're small, and even I found the match very enjoyable once I put that part of it out of my mind.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Who is this spooky granny doing the narration of this show?

I think it's Frieza from DBZ.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

skaboomizzy posted:

Ibuprofen? Weak. Should've held out for Vicodin.

your dentist doesn't seem very awesome :catdrugs:

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Oooooooooohhhhhh oooooooohhhhhh oooooooooooo

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Retromancer posted:

I miss Freddie Blassie so much.

My first experience with Freddie Blassie was watching 3 Minute Warning attack him 3 weeks before he died.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

im really hoping this is entertaining unlike most of sheamus' matches

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

I think it's Frieza from DBZ.

I assume this is their final form?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Today I watched Judgement Day 2000. I fully expect that this show will match up to that one in terms of story, matches and pfffffffffffffffAAARRRRRT

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

The Management from Carnivale.

FREEEEEAAAAAK!

I hope Cesaro and Sheamus have a good, competitive match where they deliver vicious uppercuts to eachother for twenty minutes.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

What's with the sweets running gag in this thread, I don't get it

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

I never have the lime gif ready

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

I'm still sad that Sheamus gets boos despite improving a lot over the years.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

This is literally the only match I have any real vested interest in tonight.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

bartok: May 10, 2006

Chicago not fans of Sheamus I guess I am going to have to cheer extra hard

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Git Mah Belt Son posted:

Curious, does anyone know off hand the last PPV that didn't have a WWE/WHC title match on it?

I think it was TLC 2012? Punk was injured, so they had the Shield's debut six-man which was one of the matches of the year.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:04

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

It's gonna rule to see these two beat the poo poo out of each other.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

HUGE cheer for Cesaro incomming.

He better break out the swing tonight, i don't care if it gets a huge pop.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

dem boots lillian :swoon:

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

I really hope Sheamus loses and has to wrestle ADR on Main Event for the rest of his career

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

Sheamus just had a ginger solidarity moment.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

GenericMartini posted:

I'm still sad that Sheamus gets boos despite improving a lot over the years.

He's good but still real dull.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

those Mt Dew bottles are going to remain closed for the entire show

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Gonzo McFee posted:

Today I watched Judgement Day 2000. I fully expect that this show will match up to that one in terms of story, matches and pfffffffffffffffAAARRRRRT

Didn't that have the Rock/HHH Iron Man where they screwed up the timing due to Undertaker's return?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Will any of that Mountain Dew have been drunk by the end of the show?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

God why is Sheamus coming out first :argh:

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

Five Apples: Mar 11, 2008; THIS IS WHAT I AM

I hear this song in my head every time I cut limes at work.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 13:47

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I really loving hate how they don't do special arena setups for ppvs anymore.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:05

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