WWE Payback: Keep your Money in the Bank until next month (7:30 EST)

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Who on the card is the Too Sweetest?
	John Cena
	Bray Wyatt
	Evolution
	The Shield
	Daniel Bryan
	El Torito
	AJ Styles

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Paul should've pulled the Punk music fakeout again. How many times could they do that before people would stop marking out for it?

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Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I hope every match tonight ends by a small package.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:30

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Ryback using the power of Skeletor via his singlet.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I can never get over Goldust casually pulling out a Canadian Destroyer.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Was JBL quoting a god drat Planet Fitness commercial?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

sticklefifer posted:

Paul should've pulled the Punk music fakeout again. How many times could they do that before people would stop marking out for it?

Thousands.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

bartok: May 10, 2006

How could anyone hate Goldust?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

do the usos have a match?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

That was a pretty awesome move

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I wish that small package by Goldust had won the match, and that was just the gimmick of tonight.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Gonzo McFee posted:

Every time I see Ryback and Axl this theme plays in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwup4ItqyNQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq_jS6o3OoY Plays for me instead

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

bartok posted:

How could anyone hate Goldust?

Well, I mean, some people are Nazis.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

How did 45 year old Dustin Rhodes do that

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Macrame_God: Sep 1, 2005; The stairs lead down in both directions.

BigRed0427 posted:

I think this PPV might be the perfect storm of "Almost no one gives a poo poo."

I won't lie. I'm only here for the Shield/Evolution match.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Jerusalem posted:

I can never get over Goldust casually pulling out a Canadian Destroyer.

It's not a canadian destroyer at all.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

do the usos have a match?

Yeah, John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:31

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

bartok posted:

How could anyone hate Goldust?

He had a lot of bad matches in the 90s.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

What the hell was that.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

oh god cody

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Thought Cody was about to use Sweet Chin Music

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Jerusalem posted:

I can never get over Goldust casually pulling out a Canadian Destroyer.

it's a Yoshi tonic, the detroyer is a piledriver rather than a powerbomb

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

He had a lot of bad matches in the 90s.

He's been goddamn amazing since comming back.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

lets just pretend he gave both of them a cutter

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Between this and the cage drop, I think it's time to stop doing the moonsault, Cody.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

See Road Dogg? THAT's how you catch a moonsault. rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Pariah Rex posted:

I hope every match tonight ends by a small package.

That's how it happens on my OKCupid dates.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Jerusalem posted:

I can never get over Goldust casually pulling out a Canadian Destroyer.

*Yoshi Tonic

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

Cody is such a good babyface. It's so disappointing they're making him heel again.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Blasmeister posted:

it's aa Yoshi tonic, the detroyer is a piledriver rather than a powerbomb

I can never get over Goldust casually pulling out that amazing super flippy move thingy.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Whoa that was almost bad.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Some of the writers probably made bank betting on Sheamus. He was 16/1 today.

Wish I could've placed a bet down then, I figured he was going to win. heading in.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

The gently caress Cody?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

ugh poor Cody

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Five Apples: Mar 11, 2008; THIS IS WHAT I AM

BOTCH

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

the backwards flying nothing

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

All of the Small Packages. All of them.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:33

bartok: May 10, 2006

botch aside fun match

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

botch.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cool ending.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:33

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Pariah Rex posted:

I hope every match tonight ends by a small package.

Except the Divas' match, which goes 30+ minutes and ends with a decisive finisher through a table.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 01:33

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