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Holy poo poo, his head just loving detonated. I'm actually a bit ill now.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:22
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I know people who haven't seen this episode yet and they all bet money on who won. Only one of them bet on the Mountain. She's gonna be rollin in 
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Jun 2, 2014 03:22
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At least Oberyn still had his pillar and his stones
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Jun 2, 2014 03:23
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Oberyn was a loving bad rear end. HBO should have told GRRM to gently caress off.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:24
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NomChompsky posted:I know people who haven't seen this episode yet and they all bet money on who won. Only one of them bet on the Mountain. It's kinda dumb betting actual money on something anyone could easily go look up... So good on her for scamming a bunch of suckers!
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Jun 2, 2014 03:24
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Holy loving god. I've seen a lot of graphic poo poo on GoT but that may very well have been the most graphic of all 
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Jun 2, 2014 03:24
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This is the most upset I've ever been at a television show. Edit:
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Jun 2, 2014 03:25
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im gay posted:Oberyn was a loving bad rear end. HBO should have told GRRM to gently caress off. They really shouldn't but Benioff and Weiss totally deviating from the books and just winging would be loving hillarious
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Jun 2, 2014 03:26
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NomChompsky posted:I know people who haven't seen this episode yet and they all bet money on who won. Only one of them bet on the Mountain. Don't they realize Martin never lets the good guys win?
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Jun 2, 2014 03:26
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Dapper Dan posted:Before that, there was a look on Tyrion's face that was like, 'why are you taking so long, just kill the motherfucker'. And that was when I knew Oberyn lost before he got punched. At least taunt the large man out of reach or keep a knife in your boot, drat. Yea the second he let go of his spear and starting walking around the mountain talking about how he cant die yet I knew things were gonna go south. I don't get the call by Tywin (okay I do but still), I mean, both combatants died, isn't it a draw?
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Jun 2, 2014 03:28
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Can someone tell me if the ending was accurate to the book? Because that was some Michael Myers poo poo that I just watched. Only in a Halloween/Scream/IKWYDLS movie would someone with a) a spear through his throat be able to speak, and b) literally one heartbeat from his own death be able to explode someone else's skull.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:29
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Jun 2, 2014 03:29
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I'm done with this show. GRRM is a sadist. This is worse than Ned and Robb combined. Legit mad in real life.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:29
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Lets! Get! Weird! posted:Don't they realize Martin never lets the good guys win? Joff is dead, I'll take that as a win. 
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Jun 2, 2014 03:30
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Lets! Get! Weird! posted:Don't they realize Martin never lets the good guys win? I think. He seems happy!
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Jun 2, 2014 03:30
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im gay posted:I'm done with this show. GRRM is a sadist. This is worse than Ned and Robb combined. Were you expecting a happy ending? Really?
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Jun 2, 2014 03:31
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Saoritficis posted:I don't get the call by Tywin (okay I do but still), I mean, both combatants died, isn't it a draw? One combatant killed the other one that's not a draw. Yeah he's all kinds of hosed up and will die eventually but he clearly won.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:31
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Lets! Get! Weird! posted:Don't they realize Martin never lets the good guys win? Oberyn existed for basically this: 'Tyrion is drowning. You know what would be fun? Lets pour more water on Tyrion!'
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Jun 2, 2014 03:31
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I gotta say that sucked losing Oberyn in such a way, but we would be remiss if we didn't talk about Jorah for a bit. That scene was just as bad as watching a dude's head explode. In fact, it captivated me more than the fight. Jorah is lucky to be alive, but I hope this isn't the end of him. He was one of my favorite dudes in the show. I hope he comes back home and fucks poo poo up for the jerks.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:31
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Fryhtaning posted:Can someone tell me if the ending was accurate to the book? Because that was some Michael Myers poo poo that I just watched. Only in a Halloween/Scream/IKWYDLS movie would someone with a) a spear through his throat be able to speak, and b) literally one heartbeat from his own death be able to explode someone else's skull. I think he stuck the spear in his chest, and if someone corrects what the actual weapon is in this thread I'm never coming back.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:32
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im gay posted:I'm done with this show. GRRM is a sadist. This is worse than Ned and Robb combined. Kinda how I feel but I know I'll watch next week. To be honest though the red wedding was interesting but didn't wipe out a real favorite character. There were obvious reasons that Rob found himself in that situation. Granted hubris is what killed Oberyn but that's not really a lesson we all didn't have drilled into our heads at this point. Rob's lesson was trying to put love in front of his duty, which obviously was a giant mistake. Oberyn gloating over the mountain was a stupid thing to do, but the Mountain is just such a repulsive piece of poo poo it's really gutting to have him then murder the living gently caress out of such an interesting character.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:33
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vandalism posted:I hope he comes back home and fucks poo poo up for the jerks. I hope he comes back dramatically proving his loyalty/love to Dany, and she finally accepts his forgiveness. And then they get married
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Jun 2, 2014 03:33
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Fryhtaning posted:Can someone tell me if the ending was accurate to the book? Because that was some Michael Myers poo poo that I just watched. Only in a Halloween/Scream/IKWYDLS movie would someone with a) a spear through his throat be able to speak, and b) literally one heartbeat from his own death be able to explode someone else's skull.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:33
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That was the most massively hosed up thing I've ever on television.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:33
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That was the worst episode of Game of Thrones ever. No hyperbole.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:34
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Hot Pie won. Truth. The only way to win the Game of Thrones is to not play.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:34
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RavenKrows posted:Kinda how I feel but I know I'll watch next week. To be honest though the red wedding was interesting but didn't wipe out a real favorite character. There were obvious reasons that Rob found himself in that situation. Granted hubris is what killed Oberyn but that's not really a lesson we all didn't have drilled into our heads at this point. Rob's lesson was trying to put love in front of his duty, which obviously was a giant mistake. Oberyn gloating over the mountain was a stupid thing to do, but the Mountain is just such a repulsive piece of poo poo it's really gutting to have him then murder the living gently caress out of such an interesting character. The show didn't really press the point but the breaking of guest right is a giant loving taboo in Westeros. Even if you broke a promise to marry someone that poo poo is the most sacred thing.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:35
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Also: called it.me last thread posted:Not a book reader haven't been spoiled about the outcome of the battle, but I'm going to be very happy if, after all this complaining about the Mountain's recast, he only shows up in armor next episode and dies. I claim a half-victory.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:35
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Fryhtaning posted:Can someone tell me if the ending was accurate to the book? Because that was some Michael Myers poo poo that I just watched. Only in a Halloween/Scream/IKWYDLS movie would someone with a) a spear through his throat be able to speak, and b) literally one heartbeat from his own death be able to explode someone else's skull. Very true to the book, though neither in the book nor the show was the spear through Gregor's throat
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Jun 2, 2014 03:35
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Mnoba posted:I think he stuck the spear in his chest, and if someone corrects what the actual weapon is in this thread I'm never coming back. A spear.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:36
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JT Jag posted:The adaptation of this fight was extremely true to the book. I don't know if this is spoilery but there was one thing they missed: In the book Tyrion bent over and puked right after, which I was really looking forward to. The only way it could have been better is if we'd had a puke to black at the end.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:36
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The scene is on YouTube already http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbANmJGoWM
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Jun 2, 2014 03:37
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JT Jag posted:The adaptation of this fight was extremely true to the book. Yeah it was really close. I was actually surprised, I thought they were going to tone it down a notch but nope. I should have known after the Red Wedding that they don't have a problem with gore on this show I guess.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:37
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NomChompsky posted:Truth. The only way to win the Game of Thrones is to not play.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:37
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I've been watching at a bar that does screenings the past few weeks and the group reaction to the end of the episode was loving hilarious. I do hope Tyrion gets out of it somehow though because this is a lesser show without Peter Dinklage.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:39
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AKA Pseudonym posted:That was the most massively hosed up thing I've ever on television. Can't recall TV ever bringing on a wave of actual nausea in me before.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:39
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He got speared a few times, I think. The first one that I saw was the hit in the gut, followed by the big guy getting hamstringed on the right ankle (hence why collapsed so hard), then another spear in the chest when he vaulted over him. All three times, he left pretty loving serious injuries. His size would actually be a disadvantage here, because he's so loving huge that his circulatory system is stressed by just existing, so severe loss of blood will really gently caress him up. Look at any of the world's largest men the past 100 years-they all died due to something with the circulatory system.
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Tyrone Biggums posted:The scene is on YouTube already http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbANmJGoWM God drat those screams 
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