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There's no way in hell Tywin would have let Jaime fight, even if he could fight. He would probably find a way to set Tyrion free.
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Sansa is scaring me. Like, oh look it is a Stark aligning with Littlefinger even after he himself gave a pretty clear warning to be careful about that poo poo.
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Jun 2, 2014 05:59
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If anyone ever had difficulty imagining how a warrior going full tank with hp and armor would look like in real life, here you go again. Guy even gets impaled by a spear and doesn't give 2 shits.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:00
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vanbags posted:How could you possibly like Ramsey? I loving love Ramsey. He's the biggest rear end in a top hat in the world, it's glorious. Now he's basically the prince of darkness. What's not to love about this guy? He's like Emperor Palpatine: they have the depth of a kiddie pool but what's there is pure and they have actors who can chew the gently caress out of some scenery.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:00
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vanbags posted:How could you possibly like Ramsey? How could you not like Ramsey? He's charismatic in a creepy way. Plus the boy looks drat good with his shirt off.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:00
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Vehementi posted:Again Oberyn impaled him square in the middle of the chest at least 1 foot deep (check out the blood as he pulls the spear out) with his full body weight landing on him. Guy's lungs are full of blood etc. but, naw, he can get up, punch with full strength and overpower the guy while talking. It's just bad writing, there are so many ways they could have done it better if they weren't I guess afraid of GRRM or something? 1) Rolling over isn't getting up. 2) Who says he punched at full strength? He's a freak of nature. Him at 10% strength could knock all your teeth out, especially given that he's wearing a metal gauntlet. It's like, try having a dying elephant step on your head and tell me how much not being at "full strength" stopped it from squishing you. 3) There are dragons and wizards. Shut the gently caress up.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:01
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regulargonzalez posted:I agree. In a show with gratuitous, titilating nudity and sex how dare people find that content gratuitously titilating? Sorry, let me get into the spirit of the thread. Hey guys, what's your favorite part of this episode? For me it was Missandei's bum.  Or perhaps her boobies.  What's your guys favorite part of the girl? I love to watch this show because I haven't seen one in real life so I have to find it here. 
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BubbleGoose posted:There's no way in hell Tywin would have let Jaime fight, even if he could fight. He would probably find a way to set Tyrion free. I still cant believe hes gonna execute Tyrion because of that little piece of poo poo Joffrey though, doesnt make any sense.
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BubbleGoose posted:How could you not like Ramsey? He's charismatic in a creepy way. Plus the boy looks drat good with his shirt off. He's entertaining to watch when Reek isn't involved.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:02
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Fiction posted:Sorry, let me get into the spirit of the thread. Martin is that you?
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Von_Doom posted:Littlefinger brought out Sigur Ros to do Joy Division covers and a few hours later... In the "Behind the Scenes" they said Oberyn was also a cop on his last day before retirement.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:03
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No More Heroes posted:I still cant believe hes gonna execute Tyrion because of that little piece of poo poo Joffrey though, doesnt make any sense.
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I thought the episode was strong except for the Mountain/Viper stuff, so I guess I'll be in the minority. I didn't care about Tyrion's beetle story once it turned out he hadn't found a larger lesson in it, and the fight was silly to me. I didn't think it was particularly gory, because it was cartoonish. He crushed a head in his hands, that's a fun thing from comic books. Hell, Oberyn's death wasn't even the most gruesome death in this episode, so I just don't see why it made people so uncomfortable. I enjoyed every part of this episode except for the last 5 minutes, so now people will concentrate only on the part I like rather than the majority, which I thoroughly enjoyed.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:03
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BubbleGoose posted:Ned, Robb, and Oberyn die horribly. Hot Pie and Samwell get to live, and possibly have girlfriends. lol. because grrm
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rydiafan posted:1) Rolling over isn't getting up. yeah, maybe the mountain is a half-giant like hodor and they're ridiculously durable in this universe. Hodor got stabbed by a spear and survived too if I remember correctly
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Jun 2, 2014 06:04
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There's room to fit a spear blade in your chest without hitting the lungs. I'm sure it would be next to impossible to pull that off in the middle of battle, but it's a fantasy show and the other guy in the fight was the Hulk. That's probably where you want to stab the guy if getting a confession from him is your goal.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:05
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vanbags posted:He doesn't give a poo poo about Joffrey, he's in full "preserving the family legacy" mode. He's already got one kingslayer son who got away with it, he doesn't need two. Technically three children, wasn't Cercei involved in the plot to kill Robert?
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BubbleGoose posted:How could you not like Ramsey? He's charismatic in a creepy way. Plus the boy looks drat good with his shirt off. Seriously now that Obie's out he's right behind Tyrion as far as entertaining and fun characters go.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:05
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They killed my nigga Oberyn!  
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ironlung posted:So can someone explain to my dense self the significance of the beetle killing chat?
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:I thought the episode was strong except for the Mountain/Viper stuff, so I guess I'll be in the minority. I didn't care about Tyrion's beetle story once it turned out he hadn't found a larger lesson in it, and the fight was silly to me. I didn't think it was particularly gory, because it was cartoonish. He crushed a head in his hands, that's a fun thing from comic books. Hell, Oberyn's death wasn't even the most gruesome death in this episode, so I just don't see why it made people so uncomfortable. I actually found the rest of the episode more entertaining as well. I liked the last fight because most shows don't have someone's head being squeezed like an overripe grape, but the Stark sisters and the Boltons had some incredible poo poo going on. Kind of a shame everyone wanted to blow past it for the fight.
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The fight was so Dark Souls it was almost painful.
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How in God's name has Sam managed to stay fat after all he's been through? And how do the Unsullied even work as soldiers, do they have testosterone replacement therapy in Essos?
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Fiction posted:Sorry, let me get into the spirit of the thread. What are you a Victorian?
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No More Heroes posted:I still cant believe hes gonna execute Tyrion because of that little piece of poo poo Joffrey though, doesnt make any sense. I don't think Tyrion's going to die, because...well, it's being built up too much. But would Tywin let Tyrion die? That's actually a good question. Because when he had the chance to kill Tyrion, he didn't. His reason? Because Tyrion is a Lannister. It should sting Tywin's pride, if anything, that someone killed one of his own and got away with it. RBA Starblade posted:He's entertaining to watch when Reek isn't involved. Kinda like it when Reek's involved. 
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Aphrodite posted:There's room to fit a spear blade in your chest without hitting the lungs. Yeah, I think the whole thing was that oberyn didn't want to kill the mountain till he confessed, and he was such a skilled warrior that he could purposefully avoid killing blows, while using a slow-acting poison to weaken him so he could play with him until he confessed.
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If Arya doesnt reunite with Sansa I'll be highly upset. They're gonna reunite right?? Shes right there..
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No More Heroes posted:If Arya doesnt reunite with Sansa I'll be highly upset. They're gonna reunite right?? Shes right there..
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Jack of Hearts posted:How in God's name has Sam managed to stay fat after all he's been through? And how do the Unsullied even work as soldiers, do they have testosterone replacement therapy in Essos? It is even more hilarious in the books, because he survives a week long death march with no food, Starves himself during the preparation on the wall, gets horribly sick for weeks, then is still fat. Unsullied make up for their lack of strength with insane training and discipline.
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JT Jag posted:The adaptation of this fight was extremely true to the book. They left out Tyrion vomiting upon seeing the horror unfold. Also, The Mountain said "like this!" a few more times and walked us through each step of the brutal murders using Oberyn as his dummy. The book was way more brutal.
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No More Heroes posted:If Arya doesnt reunite with Sansa I'll be highly upset. They're gonna reunite right?? Shes right there.. I would really love to see what they would argue about now.
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No More Heroes posted:If Arya doesnt reunite with Sansa I'll be highly upset. They're gonna reunite right?? Shes right there.. No! Because this is just like that goddamn Dungeons and Dragons cartoon where they never go home! Even though you've been waiting episode after episode for them to go home, something happens to gently caress it all up. And then long after you've lost interest in the series, you hear from some random friend that they actually did get to go home.
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BubbleGoose posted:No! Because this is just like that goddamn Dungeons and Dragons cartoon where they never go home! Even though you've been waiting episode after episode for them to go home, something happens to gently caress it all up. I just want one fireside scene with the surviving Starks telling tales to each other of all the poo poo they been through.
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Jack of Hearts posted:How in God's name has Sam managed to stay fat after all he's been through? And how do the Unsullied even work as soldiers, do they have testosterone replacement therapy in Essos? Dude's got a pituitary gland problem, lay off him, its not his fault! He does his excising and eats right, guy has a slow metabolism, its genetics!
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Spaceman Future! posted:What is your sexual history that you assume sleeping with a woman makes her dress up in an outfit fashioned for a supervillian's funeral? You have no idea... Real: I'm figuring this based on how that scene ended. "I know what you want" and then the next scene she's in she's all dressed up like she's in his weird dungeon bird fetish outfit. The guy above has it pretty right, we'd know if someone has sex on this show, usually. However, Sophie Turner probably wasn't an adult when they filmed it and we don't know if she's signed on to do sex scenes yet (can't wait to see the thread when they announce whether or not that's happening). Na'at posted:Guess you never smashed a girl in her goth phase back in HS. This guy knows what's up. DISCO KING fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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No More Heroes posted:I just want one fireside scene with the surviving Starks telling tales to each other of all the poo poo they been through. And then deciding on their own to go their separate paths to seek justice in their own way. Yeah, that would actually be cool, to be honest.
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seriously considering the amount of exercise he gets he probably does have some weird genetic disorder like an account on the somethingawful.com internet forums
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No More Heroes posted:If Arya doesnt reunite with Sansa I'll be highly upset. They're gonna reunite right?? Shes right there..  Honestly though I kind hope they do, if only for a really heartwarming moment.
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We only see the tough poo poo Sam goes through and the exercise he gets. We don't see him eating a whole apple pie in his room to cope afterwards.
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