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FrozenVent posted:What that guy meant was probably "thickly accented", because it's hard to gently caress up "gently caress you" otherwise. I think what he meant was "You understand the guy that mouthed off to me was a damned foreigner, right?" but, content: http://www.tickld.com/x/i-wish-this-man-was-my-father-hes-hilarious (I don't think he's hilarious, I think he's kind of an rear end in a top hat, but whatever)
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:30 |
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:48 |
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Noyemi K posted:Just about everything. And the person who posted this has a habit of posting this kind of STDH stories found on poo poo like 9gag (this was found on tickld or whatever the gently caress it was called). It's from the tumblr of a crazy teenage girl who believes she captures pictures of ghosts beside her on the webcam from the macs in her school computer lab and that her friends can summon demons or ghosts or some bullshit. Pretty much nothing she says is believable.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:01 |
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FrozenVent posted:What that guy meant was probably "thickly accented", because it's hard to gently caress up "gently caress you" otherwise. I blow you, motherbitch!
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:15 |
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Grrl Anachronism posted:It's from the tumblr of a crazy teenage girl who believes she captures pictures of ghosts beside her on the webcam from the macs in her school computer lab and that her friends can summon demons or ghosts or some bullshit. Pretty much nothing she says is believable. I can believe high school dudes being dicks, but nothing after that bit rang true to me. Though I will admit the phrasing "This is the epitome of a misogyny!" made me laugh: it reminded me of the awesome Not Always Right story generator.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:24 |
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Farmland Park posted:
Here's what bothers me: this event supposedly happened in loving China. Why is it so enraging that the dude had the audacity to not speak English as their first language?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:43 |
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titties posted:I blow you, motherbitch! I didn't see the bit about it being in China so I had a distinctive Borat voice in my head saying "you gently caress my mother, I eat your poo poo!"
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:47 |
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ibntumart posted:That was just on the last page. poo poo that happened, today I went to a Chic-fil-a, and when I got my spicy chicken deluxe, it looked exactly like the picture. It was the Brad Pitt of chicken sandwiches. I'm not that douche that takes pictures of his food, but the thing looked loving sexy. Thick, dark lettuce, and these tomato slices where perfectly circular, like half an inch thick. The chicken itself was like two shades darker than golden brown, and the pepper check cheese looked Like it came from a deli. It was kinda hard to start eating it.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:51 |
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Grrl Anachronism posted:It's from the tumblr of a crazy teenage girl who believes she captures pictures of ghosts beside her on the webcam from the macs in her school computer lab and that her friends can summon demons or ghosts or some bullshit. Pretty much nothing she says is believable. In the last thread, there were several pages posted about this woman who believed she had a relationship with Michael Hutchence and how they were secretly behind all the pop hits of the past 20/30 years. Like she would post about how her and Michael were hanging around Tori Amos and a glass broke and Michael said it would be cool if you could unbreak it and that led her to suggest the song "Unbreak My Heart," which became a hit for Tori. She posted stuff like that all the time, all unironically. I mean it was sad because she was obviously delusional, but it was like a STDH event horizon or something.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 01:13 |
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Are you sure it's the same girl? This one is like 17 or 18, so not sure if she'd be claiming to date Hutchence or influence music -10 years before her birth, but I'd REALLY like to read the crazy you're talking about.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 01:30 |
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Seventh Arrow posted:In the last thread, there were several pages posted about this woman who believed she had a relationship with Michael Hutchence and how they were secretly behind all the pop hits of the past 20/30 years. Like she would post about how her and Michael were hanging around Tori Amos and a glass broke and Michael said it would be cool if you could unbreak it and that led her to suggest the song "Unbreak My Heart," which became a hit for Tori. She posted stuff like that all the time, all unironically. I mean it was sad because she was obviously delusional, but it was like a STDH event horizon or something. That would be Amy Lee, and she is a wonderful font of stdh.txt
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 01:40 |
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The "I wrote all music" lady is called Amy Lee. Here you go. Or just listen to the F Plus episode.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 01:40 |
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Noyemi K posted:Saw this poo poo in my facebook feed today. Yeah someone on imgur doxxed this and proved it was bullshit. Unfortunately I couldn't find the image where they broke it down.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 01:41 |
Action-Bastard posted:Yeah someone on imgur doxxed this and proved it was bullshit. Unfortunately I couldn't find the image where they broke it down. Not to mention a guy having the courage to feel a girl up out in the open in a crowded cafeteria where she can cry out and get attention called to them. Something was just off to me. I've been molested by peers in highschool, and I can tell you I was too frightened to bring up poo poo like rape culture like it's a loving debate. The friend who shared this claims to dislike SJWs but she's pretty much borderline, and it saddens me that she'd believe events such as this actually happened.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 02:59 |
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My favorite line in that entire stdh post is "This is the epitome of a misogyny."
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 03:04 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:poo poo that happened, today I went to a Chic-fil-a, and when I got my spicy chicken deluxe, it looked exactly like the picture. It was the Brad Pitt of chicken sandwiches. I'm not that douche that takes pictures of his food, but the thing looked loving sexy. Thick, dark lettuce, and these tomato slices where perfectly circular, like half an inch thick. The chicken itself was like two shades darker than golden brown, and the pepper check cheese looked Like it came from a deli. It was kinda hard to start eating it. I know this pain. I've had look like the picture two times before at McDonald's and subway. Step yo game up BK! Thing that pisses me off about subway is when they tear the roof of the bread after cutting it open. Every time I look at them thinking "really? You had to tear it like a packet of crisps. You dick". As it can cause the sandwich to fall apart very easily, or get messy easily. Luckily now I'm in china where I've only ever seen two subways.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:13 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:The "I wrote all music" lady is called Amy Lee. Here you go. Is this like, the real Amy Lee, lead singer of Evanescence, or someone pretending to be her, or what the gently caress?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:45 |
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WickedHate posted:Is this like, the real Amy Lee, lead singer of Evanescence, or someone pretending to be her, or what the gently caress? No relation, just a really crazy lady.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:47 |
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Afraid of Audio posted:No relation, just a really crazy lady. Ah, I'm listening to the podcast and just got to the "The lead singer of Evanescence uses my name as a stage name".
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 04:53 |
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WickedHate posted:Ah, I'm listening to the podcast and just got to the "The lead singer of Evanescence uses my name as a stage name". Thanks for this. I had forgotten about her. My favorite is her explanation to someone who asks her about naming the band "Queen".
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:25 |
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quote:I judged the 'German Workers' Party' no differently. When Feder finally stopped talking, I was happy. I had seen enough and wanted to leave when the free discussion period, which was now announced, moved me to remain, after all. But here, too everything seemed to run along insignificantly until suddenly a 'professor' took the floor; he first questioned the soundness of Feder's arguments and then-after Feder replied very well- suddenly appealed to 'the facts,' but not without recommending most urgently that the young party take up the 'separation' of Bavaria from 'Prussia' as a particularly important programmatic point. With bold effrontery the man maintained that in this case German-Austria would at once join Bavaria, that the peace would then become much better, and more similar nonsense. At this point I could not help demanding the floor and giving the learned gentleman my opinion on this point-with the result that the previous speaker, even before I was finished, left the hall like a wet poodle. As I spoke, the audience had listened with astonished faces, and only as I was beginning to say good night to the assemblage and go away did a man come leaping after me, introduce himself (I had not quite understood his name), and press a little booklet into my hand, apparently a political pamphlet, with the urgent request that I read it.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 06:31 |
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With bold effrontery, the professor said
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 07:07 |
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Wow. Maybe she should sue Rowlings for something. http://michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/creating-harry-potter/ Every hit song, movie, TV show or book was written by/about/for her.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 08:04 |
Jealous Much?! posted:Before I start, you need to know a bit about me. Even though I’m a Chinese through and through, my surname was one of the rarer ones which sounded a lot like a Japanese word. Hence I’ve had my fair share of people assuming as such.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 12:48 |
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How weak are some of these revenge fantasies that they think a single weak burn can run someone out of town?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 15:28 |
Not just run them out of town, but prompt applause/marriage from onlookers.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 15:41 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 20:40 |
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There's no possible way that a strange man screwing around with a young girl will create unwanted attention. Now way it could ever go wrong.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:15 |
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Bonapartisan posted:Thanks for this. I had forgotten about her. I missed that one. But her insistence that no one heard things like "Bohemian Rhapsody" before 1983 is beyond absurd. Of all the things she says, I do believe one. I believe she was really raped, probably by her stepbrother and his friends. And I think that broke her so badly that she's lived in her little fantasy land with Michael Hutchence ever since.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 23:04 |
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Khazar-khum posted:There's no possible way that a strange man screwing around with a young girl will create unwanted attention. Now way it could ever go wrong.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 05:42 |
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jodai posted:I think that's why he added that line about looking for the parents first although instead of making it more believable it just made it even creepier. Major red flags: Telling stories where they say "I checked to make sure their parents weren't around first".
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 05:45 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Wow. Maybe she should sue Rowlings for something. Apparently she created James Cameron???!? http://michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/2013/09/16/james-cameron/
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 06:36 |
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Squallege posted:Apparently she created James Cameron???!? Plus "Alien". That movie didn't really come out in 1979, you see. It only came out when she says it did, post 1983.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 06:42 |
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Squallege posted:Apparently she created James Cameron???!? She also wrote Sailor Moon. Did you know that Freddie Mercury's stage name (which she also came up with) was part of the inspiration for the space theme? Neither did I. https://michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/sailor-moon/
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 06:46 |
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She tries to take credit for Biodome of all things. Why? Why would you want people to think you wrote Biodome?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 09:32 |
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Lareine posted:She tries to take credit for Biodome of all things. Why? Why would you want people to think you wrote Biodome? You know how when you cheat at gambling, you throw a few small bets to make it look like you're just lucky? It's like that.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 09:37 |
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So does this lady just have raging schizophrenia or what?
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 10:52 |
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My new favourite claim of Amy Lee's is that Michael Hutchence was 4'10 and had the official height limit for dwarfism changed as part of his conspiracy to pretend he was tall. Good God.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 10:58 |
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Amy Lee reads like Borjes' 'Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius', only with people that also exist in our world. It's art.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 11:13 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 05:14 |
Okay, *I* refuse to believe this is anything other than a lovely troll. No one could (or should) think they can tell lies like these and still be taken seriously.
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