Apple's WWDC 2014: oh ess ten version ten dot ten

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

ShoogaSlim posted:

You guys are both hands down the worst people in this thread. Please go.

But I want to continue reading your insightful Google comments

Wow bye Objective C, just like that Marco guy predicted

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

It's weird that looking at the icon I was like "looks like Swift" and then the name is actually Swift. :stare:

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Sue: Apr 1, 2008

AVOIDING COPLAND 2010

COMPLETE!

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Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

oh noes another language i have to learn

oh no don't compare it to python

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Swift powered by Swype.

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ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

The developers are going nuts!

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maduin: Mar 4, 2003

Look how excited that guy is.

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The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

Someone please gif bouncing clapping man.

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Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Programmers clapping for poo poo I don't understand. NERDS!

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Oneiros: Jan 12, 2007

Whirlwind Jones posted:

It's weird that looking at the icon I was like "looks like Swift" and then the name is actually Swift.

I had the same experience. Great logo design/choice.

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Josh Lyman posted:

Looks like we're not getting anything big. There were rumors about Apple getting into home management stuff, but HomeKit isn't going to satisfy.

You read the wrong rumors then, because HomeKit is basically exactly what the rumors predicted.

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Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

yeah you can do anything in Swift except comment your code

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

What the hell are you guys talking about

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Acquilae: May 15, 2013

I like all this nerdgasm from the audience over programming language changes.

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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Now this stuff is really cool

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ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

Don Tacorleone posted:

But I want to continue reading your insightful Google comments

Wow bye Objective C, just like that Marco guy predicted

Google is cool, man. I don't know why you're so offended by that opinion.

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

That looks wayyyyy too easy to develop with :stare:

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

maduin posted:

Look how excited that guy is.

Made better only by the super bored looking indian teens texting next to him

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JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

Binary Badger posted:

yeah you can do anything in Swift except comment your code

You can do anything at Swift.com... anything at all.
The impossible is possible... at Swift.com.

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eames: May 9, 2009

Now hiring programmers with 5+ years of Swift experience!

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

ooos and ahhs from coders are the best oos and ahhs

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

There are people in the world who don't wear belts???

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Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

there it is. bret victor's vision

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Sue: Apr 1, 2008

Hah!
Code comments!

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James Dente: Nov 29, 2003; Awful Things Ate My Head

Writing code can be fun and interactive? Who knew!

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smackfu: Jun 7, 2004

This kind of technical thing doesn't go well with the keynote format. The stuff they can demo isn't meaningful, and screenshots don't help.

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Chris Latner is going to get up and point at every individual person in the crowd and say "loser" then point to himself and say "winner."

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

There are people in the world who don't wear belts???

They are called... Developers

JazzFlight posted:

You can do anything at Swift.com... anything at all.
The impossible is possible... at Swift.com.

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Is this 2D game going to be tic tac toe?

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Sue: Apr 1, 2008

I feel as giddy as when I saw Visual Basic 4 for the first time haha

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ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

smackfu posted:

This kind of technical thing doesn't go well with the keynote format. The stuff they can demo isn't meaningful, and screenshots don't help.

Hopefully they have something to end with on a high note. This stuff means nothing to me.

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ManSedan: May 7, 2006; Seats 4

'There is a magician on stage casting spells. That's all I can tell you,' - The Verge

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Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

i fell asleep already man this guy has a monotone

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carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Countdown to someone claiming they're a functional programmer now: -1

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Aardvark Barber: Sep 7, 2007; Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!

will you be able to tailor swift?

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ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

ShoogaSlim posted:

Hopefully they have something to end with on a high note. This stuff means nothing to me.

Welcome to the developers conference you moron

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SB35: Jul 6, 2007; Move along folks, nothing to see here.

ManSedan posted:

'There is a magician on stage casting spells. That's all I can tell you,' - The Verge

I take off my robe and wizard hat...

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

ShoogaSlim posted:

Hopefully they have something to end with on a high note. This stuff means nothing to me.

It's Worldwide Developers Conference, not Worldwide Consumers Conference.

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ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

ZeeBoi posted:

Welcome to the developers conference you moron

Yeah really, as soon as I posted that I was like "wait this is a *developers* conference after all"

Derp, sorry.

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

ShoogaSlim posted:

Hopefully they have something to end with on a high note. This stuff means nothing to me.

Get a load of this guy!

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