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NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:circumcision snipe You're supposed to post your source, but...I...I'm not sure I want you to.
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Jun 2, 2014 03:20
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Phylodox posted:You're supposed to post your source, but...I...I'm not sure I want you to. 
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Jun 2, 2014 05:01
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MikeJF posted:Even better, just canonise that 616's Wolverine did, in fact, have a passionate affair with Hercules back in the 1900s. Well they implied a few times that Hercules/Wolverine is somehting that happens a lot in multiple universes.
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Jun 2, 2014 05:26
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Well they implied a few times that Hercules/Wolverine is somehting that happens a lot in multiple universes.
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Jun 2, 2014 06:25
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NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:circumcision snipe
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Jun 2, 2014 07:36
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Well they implied a few times that Hercules/Wolverine is somehting that happens a lot in multiple universes. I've heard of worse relationships than ones built on a mutual love of booze and fighting.
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Jun 2, 2014 08:07
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Wapole Languray posted:I've heard of worse relationships than ones built on a mutual love of booze and fighting. That's most of my relationships.
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Jun 2, 2014 08:09
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Wapole Languray posted:I've heard of worse relationships than ones built on a mutual love of booze and fighting. You mean there's other things to build a relationship on? That explains so much of what I've been doing wrong all these years.
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Jun 2, 2014 08:39
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Wapole Languray posted:I've heard of worse relationships than ones built on a mutual love of booze and fighting. Tell that to my father.
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Jun 2, 2014 09:47
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Wapole Languray posted:I've heard of worse relationships than ones built on a mutual love of booze and fighting. And given Hercules' track mythological track record for 'roughness' with his lovers (depending on whose interpretation of his marriage to Megara you're reading), someone who could heal after being torn in half either vertically or horizontally is a phenomenally good and logical choice on Herc's part. "Meh, he'll stitch himself back together. NOW WHO'S UP FOR SOME FUCKIN' AMBROSIA!?!?!"
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Jun 2, 2014 11:06
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Skwirl posted:If you're basically immortal and you don't have gay sex at some point (or straight sex if you identify as gay), then I don't think you are taking enough advantage of being immortal. Didn't Northstar get weepy at Herc's funeral? I could swear it was implied that he'd been with Herc during a discussion of how many people he'd slept with at one time or another.
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Jun 2, 2014 13:31
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Depending on how much Ambrosia was present, I'm not sure if every instances of "You're pretty, whoever you are" makes any homosexual experience Herc may have had as willing on his part. I'm sure he didn't care once he sobered up, but y'know, And now I can't stop thinking of Herc as Rick James. "Thor! Let's go to the Abyss!" Crabtree fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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Jun 2, 2014 14:22
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prefect posted:Didn't Northstar get weepy at Herc's funeral? I could swear it was implied that he'd been with Herc during a discussion of how many people he'd slept with at one time or another. That was more a comment about Wolverine, everyone knows Hercules has slept with men, he's an ancient Greek.
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Jun 2, 2014 22:36
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 I cannot for the life of me find the source, but solid dick apparently used to mean "harsh advice".
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Jun 3, 2014 00:07
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WickedHate posted:
I'm guessing you get the same tweets as I do 'cause I saw it this morning as well (and could not find a source either).
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Jun 3, 2014 00:12
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I saw it on tumblr, actually. Reverse image googling, it seems to get posted a lot with things like the Joker boner panel and Batman shamefully implying he secretly hosed Robin. This is the first time I've ever seen it myself though.
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Jun 3, 2014 00:20
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WickedHate posted:
That Solid Dick looks photoshoped. I hear celebreties, like Tony Stark, do that to protect their image. 
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Jun 3, 2014 00:27
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Jun 3, 2014 00:31
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I bring you bad news from Captain America #176
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Jun 3, 2014 00:33
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Ghostlight posted:I bring you bad news from Captain America #176 I was starting to figure that was the case. Huh, and I thought it'd be Avengers.
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Jun 3, 2014 00:34
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Ghostlight posted:I bring you bad news from Captain America #176 This past week I've been re-reading some of World's Finest and it was kind of strange to encounter this in context:  (World's Finest 153) It's the same situation.
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Jun 3, 2014 00:38
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Random Stranger posted:This past week I've been re-reading some of World's Finest and it was kind of strange to encounter this in context:
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Jun 3, 2014 00:58
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Ghostlight posted:I bring you bad news from Captain America #176 I'm so sad right now. That edit was just too perfect.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:06
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TwoPair posted:I'm so sad right now. That edit was just too perfect. Those colors look super modern, tho, and apparently the issue was reprinted in a tradepaper back in 2005 while it originally came out in 1978, so there's a chance the sentence was edited to make sense in 2005 while the original does, in fact, say Iron Man needs to give Cap a Solid Dick.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:16
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Those colors look super modern, tho, and apparently the issue was reprinted in a tradepaper back in 2005 while it originally came out in 1978, so there's a chance the sentence was edited to make sense in 2005 while the original does, in fact, say Iron Man needs to give Cap a Solid Dick. Or someone on the internet lied to create humor/get attention.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:21
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Yeah, looking at the alignment of the text, I'd say that the original had "advice" instead of "dick".
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Jun 3, 2014 04:24
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Those colors look super modern, tho, and apparently the issue was reprinted in a tradepaper back in 2005 while it originally came out in 1978, so there's a chance the sentence was edited to make sense in 2005 while the original does, in fact, say Iron Man needs to give Cap a Solid Dick. Ow! Who the hell is Occam and why did he leave this razor laying around?
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Jun 3, 2014 04:26
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You stupid nerds made me dig out my Captain America DVD.  These are Marvel's own scans from the original comics.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:34
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Those look obviously Photoshopped for release on the DVD!
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Jun 3, 2014 04:36
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This conspiracy goes all the way to the top!
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Jun 3, 2014 04:37
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Phylodox posted:Yeah, looking at the alignment of the text, I'd say that the original had "advice" instead of "dick". The panels I posted are from Marvel Unlimited, so they are super-modern, but it's the details on the DICK that give it away.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:38
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CapnAndy posted:Holy poo poo, I had never until this moment seen the unedited panel. FWIW, it's an imaginary story where Bruce Wayne became Batman because he thought Superboy murdered his father. I don't want to explain it further mainly because the idea of Super Joe Chill is hilarious to me.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:49
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Random Stranger posted:FWIW, it's an imaginary story where Bruce Wayne became Batman because he thought Superboy murdered his father. I don't want to explain it further mainly because the idea of Super Joe Chill is hilarious to me. He ends up getting so pissed at Robin that he wipes his memory and leaves him at an orphanage. This is not undone after it turns out Robin was right about Superboy not being a murderer.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:54
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WickedHate posted:He ends up getting so pissed at Robin that he wipes his memory and leaves him at an orphanage. This is not undone after it turns out Robin was right about Superboy not being a murderer. I'm going to assume that in that universe Dick Grayson got adopted by a loving family who didn't have him endanger himself nightly and lived happily ever after. Or at least until that giant white wall of anti-matter consumed the universe.
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Jun 3, 2014 05:01
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Dick isn't a good name for a character. This is a photoshop too. Not sure of the source.
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Jun 3, 2014 06:02
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Say Nothing posted:Dick isn't a good name for a character. I don't understand what you mean.  (New Teen Titans #39)
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Jun 3, 2014 06:19
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Say Nothing posted:Dick isn't a good name for a character.  I don't have a source either because it's incredibly hard to google Teen Titans panels due to the sheer amount of noise created by the Teen Titans cartoon.
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Jun 3, 2014 06:30
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funtax posted:I don't understand what you mean. Does Starfire have a relative named Cilantro?
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Jun 3, 2014 06:48
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The MSJ posted:Does Starfire have a relative named Cilantro? No but her sister's Komand'r. She's the one that wants to be in charge. No, really.
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