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RabbitWizard posted:IBM seems to be in on it too: https://www.google.de/search?q=thinkpad+logo I kind of don't get the message of the picture exactly? I mean LG/Sprint makes phones but they also make washing machines! Why should the same people that make our phones make the things that clean our clothes as well! Maybe the fact that it's people's food that gets everybodies attention but
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There's a guy I know from the AA Hall I go to (I know, anonymous) who is your typical HOORAH, Semper Fi Down With Obama stereotype (there are many at that hall, now that I think about it). He wears Marine shirts every day and brags about how humble he is with every speech he gives in AA. He was only in the Marines for a year and then went back to the Army, where he was stationed in South Korea and did nothing but party all the time. Anyway, here's a post of his last Christmas to start out with:quote:I was in Walmart yesterday to buy a few things. While in line, I let the two ladies behind me go ahead of me because they had very less items than I did. When I got to the lady at the register, she said I was a very nice man. After paying for my items she said, "I hope you have a Happy Holiday!" I told , "No I won't." she asked why? Told her I have planed for a "Very Merry Christmas!" No Twin Towers in this picture, I'm saddened to announce. "Me too!" And his new daughter-in-law's name is, and I'm being serious, "Remington".
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 14:32 |
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bean_shadow posted:
After seeing the bad names thread, that could have been way way worse.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 15:01 |
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SteveVizsla posted:
The worst part about this is that god-awful spelling of the name "Jonathan".
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:15 |
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25% of people suck? Sounds about right, actually.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:40 |
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trapped mouse posted:The worst part about this is that god-awful spelling of the name "Jonathan". It's not a misspelling of Jonathan, it's what happens when you have a bunch of Johns in a row. It's a veritable John-a-thon.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:47 |
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Alpacalips Now posted:
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 16:59 |
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A fresh slice of pure, succulent pretension.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 17:59 |
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Ah yes, the old "People didn't completely follow the narrative of my story. This is clearly because something is wrong with them." I don't quite get the context of the post. Is this for a class or is it just him submitting it for critique?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:04 |
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For his university course.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:07 |
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Pilchenstein posted:poo poo, are tears invisible to most people? All this time I've had a superpower and not known it. Little known fact, Virgos can actually sustain themselves indefinitely on the tears of others. That's why we can see them, so we can feed.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:15 |
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glowing-fish posted:THINK! Because I am sure you've never thought before viewing a picture on Facebook. Easiest answer to the macro's question: to sell more pesticide
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:19 |
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:A fresh slice of pure, succulent pretension. I'm pretty sure this guy watches a lot of animes.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:35 |
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:A fresh slice of pure, succulent pretension. says that the protagonist is a Mary Sue.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:41 |
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friend of mine just posted this
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Excels posted:
I saw a poem made out of these. It was deep and meaningful and ended in "and her but hot." anyone know what I'm talking about?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:48 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:I saw a poem made out of these. It was deep and meaningful and ended in "and her but hot." anyone know what I'm talking about? Why yes I do friend, it's one of my favorite works!
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:54 |
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:Little known fact, Virgos can actually sustain themselves indefinitely on the tears of others. That's why we can see them, so we can feed. Mister Adequate posted:Why yes I do friend, it's one of my favorite works!
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 19:23 |
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oldie but goodie
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 19:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6Jrotn5ic So this popped up today. I thought I was immune to stupidity from my friends, but apparently not. I couldn't watch the whole 4:48 because the amount of inaccuracies is amazing, and when he went off proving his point using tornados, I almost lost it. Also, is it just me, or is this guy a lovely Kevin James look-alike?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 19:48 |
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he believed in what he called the """"""""""science""""""""""" of evolution.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 19:50 |
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EZipperelli posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6Jrotn5ic He even sounds like a lovely off-brand Kevin James. But I think my favorite part, watching the whole thing, is that someone is driving him somewhere. He's clearly in a car, on the passenger side, and you can see things going by behind him, which means he's filming this entire rant while some poor bastard is silently driving him somewhere and wondering if maybe they wouldn't be doing the world a favor by flipping the car. Watching the whole thing, though, it's pretty much just a dude who napped during science class and finds the idea of randomness scary.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 20:01 |
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EZipperelli posted:I couldn't watch the whole 4:48 because the amount of inaccuracies is amazing, and when he went off proving his point using tornados, I almost lost it.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 20:13 |
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Man publicly demonstrates that he has no understanding of an important area of science. Still, I guess it's a good way to get lots of hits on youtube.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 20:22 |
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Sex offender released here. Suddenly this pops up on Instagram. http://instagram.com/p/oyaIdATF-g/
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 20:23 |
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Vintersorg posted:Sex offender released here. Suddenly this pops up on Instagram. ... I don't get it?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 20:39 |
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Looks like he posted a video of himself reading about his imminent release. Which is ... pretty creepy
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 20:40 |
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Vintersorg posted:Sex offender released here. Suddenly this pops up on Instagram. I might inadvertently be "they all look alike", but my first take was that the guy who posted it is annoyed that he looks like the sexual offender. I mean, if it was him, why would he post it?
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 21:25 |
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They aren't the same glasses, at the very least. vv
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 21:39 |
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Dude is comically upset that he looks like a sex offender.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 21:46 |
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Ive been seeing a lot of these "cold water challenges" pop up on my feed like weeds lately. For those who dont know what that is, its basically a video challenge to jump into really cold water. If you decline the challenge, you have to pay $x.xx to a charity of the challengers choosing. I guess its a step above slacktivism, but sounds like this could be dangerous in some situations. My biggest problem is seeing people make their young children do it.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 21:57 |
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Lazy_Liberal posted:Dude is comically upset that he looks like a sex offender.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 21:58 |
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AircraftNoise posted:Ive been seeing a lot of these "cold water challenges" pop up on my feed like weeds lately. For those who dont know what that is, its basically a video challenge to jump into really cold water. If you decline the challenge, you have to pay $x.xx to a charity of the challengers choosing. Uh yeah I am lifeguard trained and this is very dangerous you can die of shock. Especially children.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 21:58 |
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AircraftNoise posted:Ive been seeing a lot of these "cold water challenges" pop up on my feed like weeds lately. For those who dont know what that is, its basically a video challenge to jump into really cold water. If you decline the challenge, you have to pay $x.xx to a charity of the challengers choosing. Also a huge waste of public resources: http://kstp.com/article/stories/s3433044.shtml
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Suzuki Method posted:Uh yeah I am lifeguard trained and this is very dangerous you can die of shock. Especially children. I take it you've never been to Finland, where it's not too weird to hang out in a sauna, then jump into a frozen lake. Usually while drunk.
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kannonfodder posted:I take it you've never been to Finland, where it's not too weird to hang out in a sauna, then jump into a frozen lake. Usually while drunk. Nah we do that here too in Canada.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 22:23 |
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AircraftNoise posted:Ive been seeing a lot of these "cold water challenges" pop up on my feed like weeds lately. For those who dont know what that is, its basically a video challenge to jump into really cold water. If you decline the challenge, you have to pay $x.xx to a charity of the challengers choosing. I can't find the original article, but the origins of what is going around now is rooted in good. Apparently the Miami Fire Dept. started it to start raising money for a little girl who has some sort of disease/disability. From there, it evolved into, "Do it and donate $10 to my charity, or don't and donate $100. Then, call out 5 other people, and choose your charity for them." So, I mean, the challenge is at least designed to be positive, but I would wager money that almost no one actually donates the money to the charity. I did the challenge and donated $50 to the Wounded Warrior Fund, because I couldn't find the charity set up for the original little girl in Miami. Also, to keep with the original rules, I only called out firefighters to do it.
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EZipperelli posted:I can't find the original article, but the origins of what is going around now is rooted in good. Apparently the Miami Fire Dept. started it to start raising money for a little girl who has some sort of disease/disability. From there, it evolved into, "Do it and donate $10 to my charity, or don't and donate $100. Then, call out 5 other people, and choose your charity for them." It's been going around my work (a hospital) and I was finally called out. I refused to do it and donated $100 to Relay for Life, our hospital's pet charity. People told me I was a bad sport. Oh well.
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# ? Jun 3, 2014 22:27 |
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Someone "challenged" me and I said no and didn't even have to spend any money.
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Not to start a derail, but Relay For Life isn't much more helpful.
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