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Fortunately, even if it doesn't work it's still appropriate.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 08:09 |
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effervescible posted:Car sales commissions don't even work that way, do they? The commission comes from the dealership, it's not even a comparable thing that makes sense for the . Not that this is a thing that happened. I'd like to hear explanations for how she worked with so many major artists when she was in kindergarten. Also, I thought naming and sorting were signs of schizophrenia?
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 08:13 |
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Khazar-khum posted:I'd like to hear explanations for how she worked with so many major artists when she was in kindergarten. She repeatedly insists that anything she 'wrote' or 'named' that existed prior to 1983 DIDN'T actually exist prior to 1983 and we have all been taken in by a terrible conspiracy.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 08:21 |
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"NotAlwaysRight" posted:(Though English is my native tongue, I’m also fluent in several other languages and sometimes get my words mixed up. I’m moving out of my flat and I need to find a new tenant to take over my room. This exchange happens when I try to tell the landlord about my progress.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRfRaSSjsa0
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 12:52 |
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Vindolanda posted:Dumb story How in the holy gently caress does knowing other languages make you mix up words in English? When I read the first paragraph I assumed they would say something like "oh hi I really need to get my coche from the garage." This сказка is mierda. E: and at "fluent in several other languages." I'm guessing Japanese learned through anime. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 15:22 on Jun 4, 2014 |
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:How in the holy gently caress does knowing other languages make you mix up words in English? When I read the first paragraph I assumed they would say something like "oh hi I really need to get my coche from the garage." This сказка is mierda. Nah, I'm multilingual and it's not unusual for me to forget a word in my native language and use bad translation instead. A pretty common thing if you have to switch between languages a lot. The story itself is pretty dull, though. He should have made the police involved or something.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 17:04 |
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Yeah if I'm not thinking in the language I'm speaking, I'll use words from the wrong language, weird phrasing or similar-sounding words. In some cases, that includes words that have completely different meanings depending on language... For example, I've used "Désagrément" when I meant "disagreement", the French word means "an unpleasant thing", whereas the English word means, well, a disagreement. That said, it doesn't take that long to switch languages, unless you have to switch back and forth constantly, so the story... Well it's lame and it probably didn't happen, because that's the kind of things you don't even remember at the end of the day. I don't know how interpreters do it, honestly.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 17:09 |
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That makes sense. I guess maybe because I'm usually doing Russian/English I don't have that issue because they're not exactly similar Actually I just remembered in AP Spanish class way back everyone would say "yo estoy embarazada" which was hilarious.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 17:39 |
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That landlord story could be like three lines long and still get the point across. Why are all of these stories so long? Do you really need 3 paragraphs of backstory for your totally sick ice burn?
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 19:08 |
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Please, please, if ANYONE has either a link to the Angry Bee Dance Helldump thread or just a saved .txt of the thread or even just a .txt of Deek's posts from that thread, post it here.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 19:45 |
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color posted:Please, please, if ANYONE has either a link to the Angry Bee Dance Helldump thread or just a saved .txt of the thread or even just a .txt of Deek's posts from that thread, post it here. Looks like search and archives are both down, unfortunately, but I'm looking for ti as soon as they come back up.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:02 |
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Just discovered the source of a common STDH.txt story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yVMik5Mfwk It's a Portugese "commercial" from 1998, celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:46 |
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Poor heterosexual dudes sure do seem to have to worry about inadvertent gay attention in STDH Land:Why go to Walmart when you have scissors and someone else's clothes? posted:I've been unemployed for several months and it's been almost impossible to find work. Today, I had a job interview that I'd been trying to arrange for the past six weeks. I didn't know there was a Bachelor Party remake posted:There's a dude in my senior class who is openly gay, and he's a cross-dresser. He has all kinds of posts all over FB of him dressed as a girl with make up and all that. He actually looks pretty good as a girl, which is I guess was the problem. These are both from the same forum on Reddit. I'm surprised there wasn't someone trying to pass this article off as a true story, too.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:03 |
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Mail call.quote:Mail Order Disorder
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:26 |
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How loving uneventful is your life if you're literally waiting for your mail.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 09:12 |
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It sounds nice. I'm just literally waiting for death.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 09:24 |
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Thank god the mail lady was there to save him.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 10:00 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 11:19 |
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Where's the pun I'm missing in sTori and why can't the original poster BREATHE?
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 12:52 |
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If you make the mistake of going to the spicy-vagina-tacos Tumblr quoted, you'll see her bio reads "my names tori & i like chicken." You'll also see a shitload of stupid GIFs, selfies, memes, and an annoying animated background.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 12:58 |
ibntumart posted:If you make the mistake of going to the spicy-vagina-tacos Tumblr quoted, you'll see her bio reads "my names tori & i like chicken." You'll also see a shitload of stupid GIFs, selfies, memes, and an annoying animated background. So basically any tumblr then.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 14:00 |
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Oh, I was hoping she was actually suffocating.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 14:47 |
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color posted:Please, please, if ANYONE has either a link to the Angry Bee Dance Helldump thread or just a saved .txt of the thread or even just a .txt of Deek's posts from that thread, post it here. Yeah, seconding this. My single favorite collection of ice-burn flavored shits that didn't happen of all time.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 16:25 |
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STDH is actually making the news these days.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 17:17 |
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sharktamer posted:Where's the pun I'm missing in sTori and why can't the original poster BREATHE? I assumed it was a reference to Tori Spelling's autobiography, sTORI TELLING. That's a thing that tumblr kids are into, right? Tori Spelling?
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 18:15 |
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Here is the link to the archived thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3106702 Here is my favorite selection from thread: Deek posted:I unhooked her bra strap by blowing a torrent of cigarette smoke in just the right direction at her back as she sat awake on the bed. As the clasp and cups fell toward her supermodel pussy I inhaled again, coolly admiring my smokesmanship.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 18:21 |
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Catpiss Neverclean posted:STDH is actually making the news these days. The article leaves out that "ManichestBreastiny" didn't just bellow, she used a demon's voice to summon forth the unholy brown curse upon her harasser. Because, you see, she practices pants-making GBS threads scary voices just for fun. This is the original post in case anyone's curious: Tell Me More, Person Who Registered The Same Day Of Posting This Story posted:I was walking out of the AMC Loews theater on Boston Common at about 9pm on a Friday night. I live in Cambridge, and the other movie-goers I was with were going in the other direction, leaving me on my own. The entrance to the Red Line T stop (subway) is across the street and down the block from the theater, so I was only outside for about two minutes before this happened, still well within view of dozens of people. I mean, this is all believable up to the part where anyone but her considers her weird hobby of dumb voices scary, much less brown note capable.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 20:54 |
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You cannot be forced to share tips with BOH, but many restaurants have policies where servers tip support staff, ie: hostess, food runner, busser, bartender, somm based on percentages of food or drink sales, not percentages of their tips. It's possible to lose money (for the day) on a shift if they have a series of bad tippers. In a situation like this, the manager almost certainly would have relaxed that policy in the face of said bullshit speech from car lot guy. Also, there's no loving way some restaurant in bumfuck nowhere has 5+ of legit Chateau Margaux premier cru just hanging around to sell one table of evangelical Christians. Unlikely they would have drank at all, let alone that much. STDH from top to bottom. MAKE NO BABBYS has a new favorite as of 21:35 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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ibntumart posted:The article leaves out that "ManichestBreastiny" didn't just bellow, she used a demon's voice to summon forth the unholy brown curse upon her harasser. Because, you see, she practices pants-making GBS threads scary voices just for fun. This is the original post in case anyone's curious: This is one of those ones I hope is real but not for the reason she thinks. Some dude is just blackout drunk and stumbles into this girl and says "Hey" then shits himself because he's so hosed up but the girl is like "I must use my power for good...".
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 01:33 |
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Reddit is a shithole. quote:Cashier, checker, scan jockey. That's my job at Grocery Store Chain. First, because it's important to the story: I am a stubborn person who insists on having an unnatural hair color. It's pink. Yes, yes, it is weird and you can look at me funny all you want, but it's what I wanted. Fortunately, the store I work at has no policy against unnatural colors. The only thing you can't have is a visible tattoo. quote:I saw another thread on here earlier about customers assuming retail workers are stupid or unintelligent because of the field we work in and it reminded me of something that happened a few years ago when I was working in my senior year of high school.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:13 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Reddit is a shithole. What the hell is happening in the second one, only customer in the store then the teacher randomly appears and then just walks out again?
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 05:41 |
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I'm used to bakeries having loaves either out on racks or behind glass, so you can either just get the loaf yourself or point to what you want. And yeah, sudden English teacher is weird, especially since he apparently didn't want any bread. Nope, he just likes to come into the bakery, hide behind shelves, deliver a sick burn, and then idly walk around with a mug of coffee.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 06:06 |
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Are there still people who get flustered by pink hair in 2014?
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 06:10 |
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FrozenVent posted:Are there still people who get flustered by pink hair in 2014? Depends on which brand you use.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:22 |
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FrozenVent posted:Are there still people who get flustered by pink hair in 2014? Mostly they just try and touch it. Or ask if it's a wig. I was never accused of Satanism.
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Rudager posted:What the hell is happening in the second one, only customer in the store then the teacher randomly appears and then just walks out again? Well somebody needed to reinforce how smart the author is, it wasn't gonna do itself
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:59 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Reddit is a shithole. I am ~flabbergasted~
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:00 |
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Paladinus posted:I am ~flabbergasted~ I know, I saw it and both stories and my cheeks turned red, I ran out of the bedroom in a hurry without saying another word. Also unf, I wish bleach didn't destroy my hair because I am so into the above pastel pink, purple and teal pastel hair look so nice too.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 12:24 |
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Toriori posted:I know, I saw it and both stories and my cheeks turned red, I ran out of the bedroom in a hurry without saying another word. Admittedly my hair seems to have grown used to being dyed over the last 13 years, but bleach is gonna damage any hair to some extent. Good conditioner, hot oil treatments and getting a professional to do it all help. Totally worth it, too - I miss my various pastel hair colours.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:35 |
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Toriori posted:I know, I saw it and both stories and my cheeks turned red, I ran out of the bedroom in a hurry without saying another word. The dye I use (Crazy Color*) is basically conditioner + dye that you leave in for 30 minutes, so I find that while the bleach portion ruins my hair, the dye portion takes it back to perfectly healthy. * We actually cut it 5:1:3 Candy Floss Pink, Pinkissimo, cheap conditioner otherwise it's too purpley pink
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