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HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Darthemed posted:

Polish poster for Sorcerer.



Why are Polish posters so consistently strange? Was it some kind of initiative by the Polish government?

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Back during Soviet rule their theaters weren't strictly for profit, so instead of the hard sell they got creative. The tradition stuck after the fall.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

That's actually one of the more accurate Polish posters I've seen.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Darthemed posted:

Polish poster for Sorcerer.



Modify it a bit and it can be a Scanners poster too.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Polish poster for Sorcerer.





The champ is here.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

The MSJ posted:

Modify it a bit and it can be a Scanners poster too.

Totally. Just make it a canadian dollar bill.

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

Darthemed posted:

Polish poster for Sorcerer.



:stare: They should have gone with that for the Blu-Ray cover.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006



Ah yes, the classic slasher flick "On the Waterfront"

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice
Is Sorcerer as good as its posters make it look?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Yes. Grab the blu-ray or DVD that just came out.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Mister Chief posted:

Yes. Grab the blu-ray or DVD that just came out.


Grab only the Blu-Ray. I'll just leave this review from amazon here:

The Goddamned Director of the film posted:

This is William Friedkin. I did not authorize ANY dvd's. Only the blu ray.
The DVD is just awful. Avoid.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I'm not sorry.


davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
New material - Gabriel tells jokes about being a fat latino in super annoying high pitched voices, in groundbreaking new ways!

Edit: his mouth looks like a hairy, prolapsing sphincter.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

davidspackage posted:

Edit: his mouth looks like a hairy, prolapsing sphincter.

It really does.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
:nws: hola.jpg :nws:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Grab only the Blu-Ray. I'll just leave this review from amazon here:

That's wonderful.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Grab only the Blu-Ray. I'll just leave this review from amazon here:
Disappointed to see that Friedkin have not reviewed any other products.

Content:


The international version is not as good:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The MSJ posted:

Disappointed to see that Friedkin have not reviewed any other products.

Content:


Is that painted? That owns.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The MSJ posted:

The international version is not as good:


Ceiling Jason Clarke is watching you masturbate.

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!
The tag line is kinda moot as most people over the age of 15 would surely know the apes win.

Facepalm Ranger fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jun 6, 2014

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
The apes clambering around on the bridge look way out of scale, but it's a great detail.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The MSJ posted:

Disappointed to see that Friedkin have not reviewed any other products.

Content:


This rules and I would hang it on my wall.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Facepalm Ranger posted:

The tag line is kinda moot as most people over the ape of 15 would surely know the apes win.

ftfy

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


Obama's America, ladies and gentlemen.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
"One last chance at peace" is a strange tagline for a movie where we know that peace is not going to happen.

E:f;b

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

An ape holding an assault rifle and riding a horse is probably the quickest way to sell me on a movie.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Man those apes are just crazy for the Golden Gate Bridge aren't they?

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
I sincerely apologize if, given the massiveness of the thread, I do some repeating, but as I understand it, it's pretty well known that Eastern/Southern European movie posters are the poo poo. Well, this is certainly the case for Godzilla. It's safe to say I want all of these on my wall one day:

Gojira


Son of Godzilla


Godzilla vs. Gigan (the cockroach is a reference to the alien villains of the film, which makes this poster strangely more accurate then most B-movie adverts end up being.


This one is particularly killer: Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster


This is the best though: Terror of Mechagodzilla


Not Godzilla, but Gappa

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


That Son of Godilla poster is the stuff of nightmares :stare:

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


It also doubles as a Bubble Bobble poster!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
timg'd for gross.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

It's really nice of them to just make the elevator pitch the tagline of the film.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
DotPotA poster is awesome! As is:

K. Waste posted:

This one is particularly killer: Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Someone needs to post the new Guardians of the Galaxy poster. A masterpiece of our times.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Here you go

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Beautiful. I love it.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

It's just a fan poster.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.


maybe?

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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Napoleon isn't holding a weapon there, though.

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