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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MMOs & Welfare posted:

fire a nug of weed the size of the sun into the sun

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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
:weed:

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i would build a golem out of weed and bring it to life and have it do the things i'm supposed to do, so i could just relax

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i would build a golem out of weed and bring it to life and have it do the things i'm supposed to do, so i could just relax

until it smokes itself to death

you guys don't think this through do you

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
OD


Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
Id summon a bong water elemental

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
realistic answer: become rich by selling weed

also a realistic answer: also smoke weed every day

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

redshirt posted:

a Weed Lord




theres only one weed lord tho...

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Like obv I'd have to kill my uncle to ascend to become the One True Weed lord myself. I'd have to spend my days doling out weed to those most worthy while fighting off all the dudebros that want to ascend to my place on the Throne of Weed. But it would all be a trap because the moment they get to the Weed Throne, I'd set it alight and we'd all get high as poo poo while I go "Haha you fuckers got loving stowned," and poo poo. But then it turns out the dudes trying to get to the Weed Throne were just my homies and they had a bunch of pizzas and we'd laugh about how high we all are in the Inner Circle of Weed and play some DnD.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

the more weed you have the less you enjoy it its a lot like gold

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'd start selling a lot more weed for one

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Face masks of different types of weed.

Say you want a hit - you grab a marked mask, attach, and hit "activate".

Medicine delivered.

something9999
Oct 7, 2013
http://tindeck.com/listen/rznv

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

MMOs & Welfare posted:

fire a nug of weed the size of the sun into the sun

I wonder if that's enough weed to get the universe high. I'd like to find out.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
lol @ anyone who doesnt have unlimited weed already


- Sent from my floating unlimited weed palace

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Burn all the weed down.

Marijuana kills.

panda clue
May 23, 2014

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

build a dopethrone irl

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
I'd give free weed away to teen girls so they would suck my cock.

IRL my uncle makes his living by selling weed. He lives 700miles away so I get no benefit and even when I was around his way he refused to give me some because my dad had told him not to.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
would get betrayed by yet another worthless jealous human being; develop a heroin habit in prison (after the usual fun and violence); end up missing, disappeared.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

Iceache
Jul 9, 2009

Weaboostomper58
May 22, 2014

Did somebody just say "Weaboo?" 'Cause I think I just heard someone say "Weaboo."
I would finally find out if shoving it up my rear end will get me even more hosed up

Weaboostomper58
May 22, 2014

Did somebody just say "Weaboo?" 'Cause I think I just heard someone say "Weaboo."

Ganja is for goons

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Ganja is for goons, no thanks.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I would smoke it responsibly

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

I will never do one toke

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Marry it

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I am the bong of my sword
Weed is my body and smoke is my blood
So as I pray, unlimited weed works.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
I would ask him for weed.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
its like who doesn't like weed?

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

something9999
Oct 7, 2013

I'd rather not be a cannibal.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

SunAndSpring posted:

smoke weed every day

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
"Weed Lord", god is weed, blessed

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
give it to homeless people god bless

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I'd make something similar to a fog machine, except it'd just blow weed smoke/vapor into a room.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
You know how Batman's got this badguy called Bane who's basically Batman if Batman was evil and carried big tanks of steroids around on his back? Well, I'd get me one of those except instead of steroids it would be weed. Instead of trying to take over Gotham I'd just be like, "gently caress it, man, let's, like, play Xbox or some poo poo" and my archnemesis that I'd be famous for defeating would be a large pizza.

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The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
I would trade it for better drugs like x and cocaine because those girls are hotter than pot girls

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