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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Eau de MacGowan posted:

i think adebayor was the worst

Him twice getting called and hanging up because someone was trying to tell him his wife went into labour was funny though

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Jose posted:

Him twice getting called and hanging up because someone was trying to tell him his wife went into labour was funny though

he was like african boomhauer otherwise

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I've never had brown sauce, how can one procure such a fine delicacy outside UK?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Charlotte Hornets posted:

I've never had brown sauce, how can one procure such a fine delicacy outside UK?

1. Find anything brown

2. Add vinegar

3. "profit"

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Pissflaps posted:

I can't think of a single god drat invention from Holland except wooden shoes.

Eyeglasses, maybe?

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Pissflaps posted:

I can't think of a single god drat invention from Holland except wooden shoes.

Maybe the plausible deniability thing? You Brits make up some large percentage of the Amsterdam brothel traffic per my helpful tour guide, so you should know what I mean.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

TasmanianX posted:

Maybe the plausible deniability thing? You Brits make up some large percentage of the Amsterdam brothel traffic per my helpful tour guide, so you should know what I mean.

It's not my fault if literally all dutch women are on the game.




It's coming home.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
let's not sell them short, didn't the dutch invent using camera obscuras to draw more realistic pictures of dowdy women looking out of windows?

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
The Dutch, lacking access to any working tripod, invented the Dutch angle.

Cabal Ties
Feb 28, 2004
Yam Slacker
I'm p sure the Dutch invented the thin house and also the houseboat but I don't know for sure because every time I'm over there I spend my entire weekend balls deep in some pimps slave. 50 euro for 15 minutes can't go wrong at those prices

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Reminder that the biggest contribution the Dutch have made to the world of music is DJ Tiesto

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Monday Bandele posted:

Reminder that the biggest contribution the Dutch have made to the world of music is DJ Tiesto

Incorrect, 2Unlimited and the Vengaboys are also ambassadors for Dutch music.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Danny Mills on Radio 5 is the best pundit.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
I'm afraid 'we' invented world capitalism :(

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sad King Billy posted:

Incorrect, 2Unlimited and the Vengaboys are also ambassadors for Dutch music.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


blue footed boobie posted:

England will go out in the first knockout round and hodgson will get fired and there will be years of articles about how to improve the national team and nothing will happen.

I've correlated all the data and info in this thread and I think that this is the most likely outcome.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Fan of Britches

chuggo is BACK posted:

Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs

If anything, they should be rewarded.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Sad King Billy posted:

Incorrect, 2Unlimited and the Vengaboys are also ambassadors for Dutch music.

The vengabus is the best method of transport to get to rio, so i've heard.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ponce de Le0n posted:

The vengabus is the best method of transport to get to rio, so i've heard.

The Vengabus is coming, op, and everybody's jumping.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

I would go 2 Brazil with the Vengaboys

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Germany lose yet another midfielder. Its coming home boys.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



serious gaylord posted:

Germany lose yet another midfielder. Its coming home boys.

Looked like he did himself on a dirty play.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. Mambold posted:

Looked like he did himself on a dirty play.

much like hitler tbh, standard german procedure

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Are you ready for The Match of the Day?

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Fluo posted:

Are you ready for The Match of the Day?

England team to play Honduras: Hart; Johnson, Baines, Cahill, Jagielka; Gerrard (c), Henderson, Rooney, Lallana, Sturridge, Welbeck.

Danny Welbeck FFS

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Thirteenth Step posted:

England team to play Honduras: Hart; Johnson, Baines, Cahill, Jagielka; Gerrard (c), Henderson, Rooney, Lallana, Sturridge, Welbeck.

Danny Welbeck FFS

Hodgson loves him.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Despite Milner being better winger at everything a winger should do he doesn't have the pace of Welbeck and Hodgson can't play Sterling/doesn't trust him defensively so Welbeck plays. The fact Welbeck covers the good full back is extra annoying

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
actuallt his scoring rate for england is ok, 8 in 23, including 4 Goals against san marino and moldova

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
I like the look of that team

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Burqa King posted:

actuallt his scoring rate for england is ok, 8 in 23, including 4 Goals against san marino and moldova

I assumed you were lying because there is no way Welbeck as 23 caps but wikipedia claims he does

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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thrillner should just start referring to himself in the third person when anyone asks him to play on the wing from now on, he's a central midfielder and he's better than henderson, wilshere and lampard

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Thats definitely englands starting line up at the world up so lets hope they humiliate honduras

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Swap Sterling for Welbeck (anyone who says Sterling can't defend is a moron) and that's our best side.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Jose posted:

Thats definitely englands starting line up at the world up so lets hope they humiliate honduras

it is, they won't

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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just get danny wellbeck out

boss barkley

thrillner

sterling

the ghost of theo walcott

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

EvilHawk posted:

Swap Sterling for Welbeck (anyone who says Sterling can't defend is a moron) and that's our best side.

I've not seen Sterling enough to say that, but there is a difference between a winger who can defend and a defensive winger. Not that I'd play Welbeck though

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Blue Star Error posted:

I like the look of that team

Blue Star Error yeeesss

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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an englishman in charge is good

but a fenfolk

i dont know

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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Thirteenth Step posted:

Blue Star Error yeeesss

Blue Star failure more like




























haha j/k bse no banning

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