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snortpocket posted:Benny what's older, this thread or the age you like to role play Being an adult baby is funny but what's even funnier is that it's less a fetish and more a thing he may wish to try. Benny has never known the touch of a woman and therefore has never gotten the chance to role play as anything in an intimate setting. That's right, Benny is the one thing sadder than an adult baby fetishist, he's an aspiring adult baby who will never actually know if it's for him or not because he will never find anyone to touch him let alone indulge his fantasy.
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Benny post a Dutch action for like 10 of these books in SA Mart. Sweeten the pot by signing them with a motivational quote.
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Jun 7, 2014 02:44
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You want to be an online bookseller. Sell me some drat books.
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Jun 7, 2014 02:47
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My crack suggestion is still perfectly valid and possibly even more relevant now. Get hooked on crack. Lots of it. gently caress yourself up but good. You might even get to experience sexual contact from it v v
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Cyberball 2072 posted:That's right, Benny is the one thing sadder than an adult baby fetishist, he's an aspiring adult baby who will never actually know if it's for him or not because he will never find anyone to touch him let alone indulge his fantasy. To be fair I'm guessing that over 95% of those that have the fetish are in the same boat.
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Jun 7, 2014 03:05
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Magnus Gallant posted:You want to be an online bookseller. Sell me some drat books. If you had books on hand embroidery, I would so be on this too. But obviously you know you don't want to actually sell things becuase that would go against your MO of being a lazy do nothing.
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Quantum Finger posted:My crack suggestion is still perfectly valid and possibly even more relevant now. Get hooked on crack. Lots of it. gently caress yourself up but good. You might even get to experience sexual contact from it v I still say he should masturbate in the library while eating the pages of an old magazine.
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Jun 7, 2014 03:19
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When will mods shut this down? I'm here too long I known
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That drat Satyr posted:If you had books on hand embroidery, I would so be on this too. But obviously you know you don't want to actually sell things becuase that would go against your MO of being a lazy do nothing. He has no clue of what is his inventory is and no idea how to charge for shipping. Somehow he will get fired from his volunteer job because he screwed this idea up so bad.
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Jun 7, 2014 04:11
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Darth123123 posted:When will mods shut this down? I'm here too long I known never, our only hope is to vote it a one and pray it gets gassed
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oval office raja posted:never, our only hope is to vote it a one and pray it gets gassed voted 5
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:voted 5 whyyyy
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Jun 7, 2014 04:16
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I like old books on quilting. Do you have any of those? this is one of my favorite and I left in California http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002KJ3RWC/ref=oh_details_o07_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Jun 7, 2014 04:45
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Starter Wiggin posted:HEY BENNY, HOW ABOUT AMERICORPS/JOBCORPS? Please.
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Jun 7, 2014 04:49
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Yeah I'd be down for some old crochet books or like, sewing guides for beginners. I'll consider it the least I can do for the library that's putting up with you.
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Jun 7, 2014 05:22
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Benny, have you ever been a paid participant in medical trials? I saw one paying like $10K and all you had to do was hang around in a controlled area for 3 months with a rectal thermometer installed.
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Accretionist posted:Benny, have you ever been a paid participant in medical trials? I saw one paying like $10K and all you had to do was hang around in a controlled area for 3 months with a rectal thermometer installed. If I have a job where I work from home would I be eligible?
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You had me at rectal thermometer.
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Jun 7, 2014 09:37
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I still say he should masturbate in the library while eating the pages of an old magazine. I suppose we could vote but there's no reason he can't do both, except for the fact that he's benny and can't do more than one thing at a time, even assuming he's operating at full capacity. ...Hey Benny, have you heard of bitcoins??
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Quantum Finger posted:...Hey Benny, have you heard of bitcoins?? When he asked for something new to read a few months ago, I suggested the complete works of Ayn Rand. At this point, he might as well go the whole nine.
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Jun 7, 2014 13:24
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You had me at rectal thermometer. He sort of lost me at 'installed'.
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Robot_Rumpus posted:He sort of lost me at 'installed'. It's not my fault that you're such a loving pussy.
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We should create a Kickstarter to fund a reality show starring Benny. I know we've joked about this in the past but I really do think it could make for compelling television. I'm sure if you make a good enough demo that TLC or Bravo or one of those cable channels will bite.
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lizardman posted:We should create a Kickstarter to fund a reality show starring Benny. I know we've joked about this in the past but I really do think it could make for compelling television. I'm sure if you make a good enough demo that TLC or Bravo or one of those cable channels will bite. I have a camera and crew. I live in the area and have produced a couple of tv pilots before. If Benny is down for it- we could do a half hour pilot for probably less than 15g. I would have to make some calls but this is certainly a doable thing.
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Jun 7, 2014 19:19
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It's a better idea than racist hotdog man.
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Jun 7, 2014 19:20
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Benny you were serious about selling books, or were you? Sell me some drat books you lazy idiot.
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Benny, please reconsider selling Day In the Life tour packages for goons. 100 bucks for a day, has to be totally immersive. Upsell for photos and autographs.
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Benny, my library sells bags of books for like, a dollar. Like, hardcovers, paperbacks, whatever. Sometimes it's a quarter a book for something. Lots of libraries do this. See what other libraries in the area do with their books to sell.
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Benny the Snake posted:It's not very often, but I had a very, very good idea today. I was thinking about my online sales experience in relation to my resume and then I thought, "Why don't I help the library by selling books online?" We are seriously overloaded with donated and withdrawn books over here. So I discussed it with the assistant director and he likes the idea. We're going to have a meeting to work out the details on Wednesday. I can't work it into a paid position because, of course, I have very little experience to begin with and I've only been volunteering here for about six weeks now. More importantly, however, I can still include online sales on my resume under the pretense that I'm doing it for the library. It's not exactly professional, but it does tie into my current volunteering and would look really good on my resume. Is the assistant director an idiot? Did you canx the meeting? If so, how did you say that? Very, very, very
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Magnus Gallant posted:Benny you were serious about selling books, or were you? The answer is "no." He was not serious. Also Benny will only respond to posts that interest him, so to summon him back: "Heeeeey Benny, how's the writing going?"
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Jun 7, 2014 20:48
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Put out some applications for summer work last Wednesday, get a phone interview lined up for next week already. I bet a have a job before these questions get answered from benny.
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JakeP posted:If I have a job where I work from home would I be eligible? The high-pay ones I've seen entail living in a facility, like the top one listed here. code:
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Benny, just close this thread and take the ban. It's been open for almost a year and a half and you haven't done poo poo besides convince your mom to let you keep your loving comics in the house, so congratulations on that. Come back when you get a paycheck and can afford another account. GAS
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Benny the Snake posted:I've kinda resigned myself that I'm going to stay here for a while. sums up thread
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OldMandog posted:I have a camera and crew. I live in the area and have produced a couple of tv pilots before. If Benny is down for it- we could do a half hour pilot for probably less than 15g. I would have to make some calls but this is certainly a doable thing. I'll throw in $100.
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Advertiser posted:I'll throw in $100. If it actually happened I'd throw in $100 as well.
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Why don't we start with something more realistic, I'll pay 5 bucks to see your diploma Benny.
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Alkaiser posted:Why don't we start with something more realistic, I'll pay 5 bucks to see your diploma Benny. Goon-made reality/stalker show is more realistic than Benny's diploma. Edit: I don't need evidence that "Benny" is real because I know at least two guys that are like Benny. But, if anything gets set up with show, I'd chip in money for the past year+ of entertainment and future chronicling of nothing happening. PennoyerNeff fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jun 8, 2014 |
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Jun 8, 2014 20:32
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Trying to set up a show about Benny's life seems creepy and stalkerish
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Sotar posted:Trying to set up a show about Benny's life seems creepy and stalkerish I'm super glad you could come in here and say that. Would you like to actually re-read the thread and see how entirely valueless the rest of the thread has been for the last 140 pages? It would literally be the only thing accomplished since its beginning. Otherwise:  Edit: Benny needs a reality show, because nothing short of an intervention is going to help him.
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