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TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Bread Dragon posted:

I sealed my own fate when I bought a Telecaster. With a maple neck.

I bought a car with four wheels once

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Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Bread Dragon posted:

Purchased when you were: 33, 20, 18, 17. Why the long gap?

All before 20 somehow.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

BUSH 2112 posted:

Yeah, I don't think I'd want to play in a normal rock band with my bass. I'm more into the Les Claypool style of bass playing. I do love J-basses, though. P-basses do nothing for me, for whatever reason. They sound kind of wimpy imo.

I'm not saying that anything but Fender style basses are poo poo, I think I've just had the pleasure of playing with some bassists that obviously bought their bass based on the look. I've been playing with an acoustic americana/country artist for years and recently he decided to put together a band for a few gigs over the summer with a fiddle player friend of mine. He brought this bassist in who had this quilted maple carved-top bass with a glossy finish and exaggerated curves on the body complete with gold hardware. I listened to him play through 4 different but quality bass rigs and it always sounded like a wet fart. I don't even remember what brand the bass was but the fact that he couldn't tell it sounded like poo poo makes me believe that this was his bass of choice based on looks alone.

Anyone had the joy of playing a Hoffner violin bass? I know they have a unique tone that not everyone likes but now I understand how McCartney made his bass playing seem effortless (not just because he's incredible). That has to be one of the most entertaining and fun basses I've ever played.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


I Might Be Adam posted:

Anyone had the joy of playing a Hoffner violin bass? I know they have a unique tone that not everyone likes but now I understand how McCartney made his bass playing seem effortless (not just because he's incredible). That has to be one of the most entertaining and fun basses I've ever played.

I don't have one but I have played one, they are wonderful.

I'm a Music Man guy myself.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

I hate hoffners and the only reason they are still around is big paul. They are the worst offenders of the ding dingy tone

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

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I Might Be Adam posted:

I'm not saying that anything but Fender style basses are poo poo, I think I've just had the pleasure of playing with some bassists that obviously bought their bass based on the look. I've been playing with an acoustic americana/country artist for years and recently he decided to put together a band for a few gigs over the summer with a fiddle player friend of mine. He brought this bassist in who had this quilted maple carved-top bass with a glossy finish and exaggerated curves on the body complete with gold hardware. I listened to him play through 4 different but quality bass rigs and it always sounded like a wet fart. I don't even remember what brand the bass was but the fact that he couldn't tell it sounded like poo poo makes me believe that this was his bass of choice based on looks alone.

Anyone had the joy of playing a Hoffner violin bass? I know they have a unique tone that not everyone likes but now I understand how McCartney made his bass playing seem effortless (not just because he's incredible). That has to be one of the most entertaining and fun basses I've ever played.

short scale basses are great fun, try one of the new-ish fender VIs sometime! you'll never need the b and e strings but set up well they're pretty excellent. plus at that scale length you can restring with baritone guitar strings, god forbid you should ever want to do such a thing.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Since we're on bass chat. Aluminum necked Kramers, yay or nay?
Specifically my personal one that I picked up at a Goodwill.

It weighs a ton is my only big complaint.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002

Bread Dragon posted:

I sealed my own fate when I bought a Telecaster. With a maple neck.

Anyway, here's some godawful shirts for guitar autists to wear proudly around town in lieu of having a personality:




And this didn't even take any digging, these were all in the first 20 google results. Forty-year-olds of the world, open your wallets!

I think this is the one my grandparents bought me. I wore it maybe twice and I don't know where it went.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
My mom bought me this one:



I've never worn it once.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
Wear it ironically then its cool.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Thumposaurus posted:

Since we're on bass chat. Aluminum necked Kramers, yay or nay?

Reported to mods for posting an awesome bass in this thread.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Irradiation posted:

My mom bought me this one:



I've never worn it once.

I'll bet it's a size too big, too.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Bread Dragon posted:

I sealed my own fate when I bought a Telecaster. With a maple neck.

Anyway, here's some godawful shirts for guitar autists to wear proudly around town in lieu of having a personality:







And this didn't even take any digging, these were all in the first 20 google results. Forty-year-olds of the world, open your wallets!

OOoooooooh

When you said "guitar shirts" I thought you were talking about the kind of guitar t-shirt you get free for sending in empty D'Addario string packs or buying a Fender guitar or doing other stupid things, of which I've owned and worn dozens over the years despite dubious-at-best aesthetics--but you know, hey who cares, free shirt.


But these, these other shirt. Are bad. V bad

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Irradiation posted:

My mom bought me this one:



I've never worn it once.

give it to a drummer.

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

#notallibanez

If you ever get one of these things, take of the floating pick guard, buzzes like a mother fucker.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Bread Dragon posted:

I sealed my own fate when I bought a Telecaster. With a maple neck.

I bought a Tele to be a cool hipster, now I realized it was just age catching up with me.

(CV50 is my least favorite guitar that I own)

The next step is a bigsby, and a porkpie hat. D:

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

unlawfulsoup posted:

I like your bass, although I would change the pickguard because I REALLY hate tortoise pick guards (pearloid too).

Pearloid pickguards? Pfft. Pearloid guitars. http://www.dillionguitars.com/guitar/electric/perl_series/detail.html

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

gently caress Your Website posted:

OOoooooooh

When you said "guitar shirts" I thought you were talking about the kind of guitar t-shirt you get free for sending in empty D'Addario string packs or buying a Fender guitar or doing other stupid things, of which I've owned and worn dozens over the years despite dubious-at-best aesthetics--but you know, hey who cares, free shirt.


But these, these other shirt. Are bad. V bad

yeah.... i have one of these

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Thanks, I needed to cringe while death gripping my mouse tonight. :/

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


I actually like a couple of those. The white LPoid and the greyish telecasteroid, specifically. Most of the rest just look like they ran regular guitar photos through photoshop filters.

Mixodorian
Jan 26, 2009

Ferroque posted:

I hate hoffners and the only reason they are still around is big paul. They are the worst offenders of the ding dingy tone

That screaming banshee tone is actually desirable in some situations IMO. Also, the Hofner President is an excellent guitar

W424
Oct 21, 2010

comes along bort posted:

the lower bout on their superstrat models is slightly angled outward and it's annoying when you notice it like shannon doherty's droopy eye

Motherfucker I've owned an RG for 15 years and noticed this just now.



(not mine)

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
Hey kid! What's your favorite song?

...Alright then, what's your favorite Bowie song then?

Rebel Re- What?! Whaddya mean it's not Stay? I mean it's got your favorite GuitarFetish sponsored guitarist, Earl Slick! And what do ya know, he's got his own guitar! No it's not a Framus, they've got nothing to do with this! It's by GuitarFetish themselves, and they're called Slick Guitars! He's not a has-been, he's a cool rock star just like all you kids like. How about I show ya the guitar will that make you happy?



Yep Earl Slick got's his own line of guitars. Okay I'll admit that the Les Paul ain't nothin' to look at, but take a look at that drat bee-eeh-aye-utiful double cut! What a beauty, no kid don't look at the strat, alright just look at the double cut-no! Stay away from that case! Stop! Just, whatever you do don't look at that tele!

Admittedly, I actually kinda like the strat, but I'll easily admit that the double cut Les Paul Jr is the real star of the show.

Edit: vvv If I already hadn't spend $400 this week on one of those Beat Buddy things, a Super Distortion pickup, and other guitar crap I'd consider buying one of these things; but there's also the fact that it costs $100 to ship one of these things north of the border to my part of the country.

Adeline Weishaupt fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jun 8, 2014

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
for $200 i've been staring at the SL59 all week

faux worn is dumb, but that thing looks like a table, and it rules

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Dewgy posted:

for $200 i've been staring at the SL59 all week

faux worn is dumb, but that thing looks like a table, and it rules

Yeah, I kind of like the SL-50 if it did not look like an angry hobo with a belt sander had molested it first.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

I have 3 p90 sized DiMarzio super distortions sitting around from an old guitar and have been trying to think of a reason not to buy the SL59... Would definitely get the brown finish one though.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007


Looks like a knockoff pokemon holographic.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Ferroque posted:

Looks like a knockoff pokemon holographic.

For some reason that made me think of Lisa Frank, and well, in the context of this thread that lead me to search for Lisa Frank Guitar and I found these lovely things:


But no more. :(

I wonder if you could somehow make a pick guard out of an old Trapper Keeper?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

a kitten posted:

I wonder if you could somehow make a pick guard out of an old Trapper Keeper?

there's places that do custom photo pickguards but they're expensive

might as well get a vinyl wrap for the entire body for that sweet rad dog surfing dinosaur skeleton design

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

umalt posted:

Hey kid! What's your favorite song?

...Alright then, what's your favorite Bowie song then?

Rebel Re- What?! Whaddya mean it's not Stay? I mean it's got your favorite GuitarFetish sponsored guitarist, Earl Slick! And what do ya know, he's got his own guitar! No it's not a Framus, they've got nothing to do with this! It's by GuitarFetish themselves, and they're called Slick Guitars! He's not a has-been, he's a cool rock star just like all you kids like. How about I show ya the guitar will that make you happy?



Yep Earl Slick got's his own line of guitars. Okay I'll admit that the Les Paul ain't nothin' to look at, but take a look at that drat bee-eeh-aye-utiful double cut! What a beauty, no kid don't look at the strat, alright just look at the double cut-no! Stay away from that case! Stop! Just, whatever you do don't look at that tele!

Admittedly, I actually kinda like the strat, but I'll easily admit that the double cut Les Paul Jr is the real star of the show.

Edit: vvv If I already hadn't spend $400 this week on one of those Beat Buddy things, a Super Distortion pickup, and other guitar crap I'd consider buying one of these things; but there's also the fact that it costs $100 to ship one of these things north of the border to my part of the country.

I want that SL59 real bad also Stay is definitely my favorite Bowie song (also he's the one playing those sweet lead parts on The Stars (Are Out Tonight)) anyways yeah I'd play any of those although I wish they had a tone knob (I :h: table guitars)

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
The feel and vibe is enhanced and preserved by the completely unique way that we finish Slick guitars. The solid ash body is NOT wood grain filled. It is NOT sealed. NO Polyurethane fillers. It's raw. We stain the wood and then spray a single coat of old fashioned automotive paint and sand it back. The pores don't get clogged so the wood can breathe. It works. It sounds better. Louder. Fuller. You can feel it instantly.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Jedrick posted:

If you ever get one of these things, take of the floating pick guard, buzzes like a mother fucker.

So that's what's been buzzing like a fucker on my Casino? I noticed it was when I strummed the first few strings, but I never would've guessed "pick guard".

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

comes along bort posted:

The feel and vibe is enhanced and preserved by the completely unique way that we finish Slick guitars. The solid ash body is NOT wood grain filled. It is NOT sealed. NO Polyurethane fillers. It's raw. We stain the wood and then spray a single coat of old fashioned automotive paint and sand it back. The pores don't get clogged so the wood can breathe. It works. It sounds better. Louder. Fuller. You can feel it instantly.

like i get it, you're going for an aesthetic, but don't start going off about how the pores of the wood give it this instant upgrade tone just cause y'all put, like, the bare minimum effort into turning wood into a guitar.

i don't hate the LP jr, but I kind of feel like one of those things is going to give me a splinter.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
gfs' product copy is always good for a laugh

you can taste and feel the premium tone from the cheap chinese oem poo poo we slapped our name on

booshi
Aug 14, 2004

:tastykake:||||||||||:tastykake:
I like GFS' pickups but their copy really is loving hilarious.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

comes along bort posted:

The feel and vibe is enhanced and preserved by the completely unique way that we finish Slick guitars. The solid ash body is NOT wood grain filled. It is NOT sealed. NO Polyurethane fillers. It's raw. We stain the wood and then spray a single coat of old fashioned automotive paint and sand it back. The pores don't get clogged so the wood can breathe. It works. It sounds better. Louder. Fuller. You can feel it instantly.

TONE

AUTOMOTIVE

PAINT


Also Earl Slick looks like someones your parents warned you about. "Hey 15-year old girl, fancy coming into my van and sniffing coke off the dashboard"


booshi posted:

I like GFS' pickups but their copy really is loving hilarious.

Their lipstick pickups are pretty rad, I'll give them that.

I've just got my new shed workshop set up, just need to get an electric supply and I'll be back in business. Does anyone remember wtf I was going to do with that goontar? All I remember is surfboard with spiky metal bits, monkey grip, sex hole and a pointless pot on the headstock.

Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jun 10, 2014

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
RON PAUL fret inlays

DrChu
May 14, 2002

Haven't seen this posted yet, apparently John Petrucci has a new signature model:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDyZY-6T43s

Inspired by stallions!

Has the perfect recipe of tone woods!

Or watch some rear end in a top hat in a barber shop suit talk about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W82d3THha2I

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

DrChu posted:

Haven't seen this posted yet, apparently John Petrucci has a new signature model:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDyZY-6T43s

Inspired by stallions!

Has the perfect recipe of tone woods!

Or watch some rear end in a top hat in a barber shop suit talk about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W82d3THha2I

I'm vomiting.

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muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
its worse than the ebmm armada

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