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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:Trees? Might wanna check your coconuts.
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1. You tell him that.... (Pick an element from each group that you like, if you don't like the way it was structured, you can write in a different options entirely.) Fa. (No introduction) H. "I have been sent by the Melachim..." I. "...Prince Saul burned the Shrine of El in Ashkalon and butchered it's people..." N. "...I slew Prince Saul and many of his men for this grave offense." T. "...and I was given a message to give to you. For the actions of your men in Ashkalon, your victory here is forefeit. You are to lift your siege and depart before the sun sets this eve, or great calamity will befall you." I like Fa, but I also do not think we should omit that we killed his son. He will figure it out and being honest ___________ Re: Barkof, he's probably not a horrible maneater. When we run into him we should just tell him to go found a city somewhere, he's strong enough to do it so why the gently caress not? Just change your name and go build a city somewhere. Affi fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Jun 8, 2014 |
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Jun 8, 2014 07:51
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Fa.G.K.P.T. "I have been sent by El. The Shrine of El in Ashkalon was burned by your men and it's people butchered; those who defiled the shrine were slain, and I was given a message to give to you. For the actions of your men in Ashkalon, your victory here is forefeit. You are to lift your siege and depart before the sun sets this eve, or great calamity will befall you." Also lol at this dork trying to read our mind. Ish needs to show us how to read minds sooner or later, so we can see what people think about our unbreakable brain.
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Jun 8, 2014 08:09
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D G K P T "My name does not matter. I have been sent by El. The Shrine of El in Ashkalon was burned by your men and it's people butchered. Those who defiled the shrine were slain, and I was given a message to give to you. For the actions of your men in Ashkalon, your victory here is forefeit. You are to lift your siege and depart before the sun sets this eve, or great calamity will befall you." I really, really want the "My name does not matter" to pass. It's got this great "gently caress you you don't need to know my name" vibe.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:08
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A L P T They were already told that Enkidel claims a message from El, repeating it is unnecessary at best and a show of fear at worst. This route is relatively direct and confident without being undiplomatic. The worst thing we can do here is shame him in front of his allies. Doing so will make him feel cornered, and give him strong incentive to retaliate against us to save face.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:16
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Angela Christine posted:1. You tell him that.... my vote goes for this Edit: maxhush posted:Y - I am Enkidel and I have been sent by the Melachim with a message from El. Two days ago in the village of Ashkalon, on the eve of your triumph, the men of Harmath wantonly slaughtered our fathers favored creation put his shrine to the torch. For this desecration, your victory is forfeit. Those who participated this sacrilege have have been slain. You and your allies will lift the siege of Tadmor, gather your armies and return to your homes. If you do not do this by the setting of the sun hence, great calamity will befall you." Changing my vote to this, but without introducing ourselves, our name does not matter Daned fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Jun 8, 2014 |
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Jun 8, 2014 09:30
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Y - Then turn and walk out of the tent We're here to deliver a message, nothing more e: yea no real requirement for us to say who we are alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Jun 8, 2014 |
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Jun 8, 2014 09:46
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maxhush posted:Then turn and walk out of the tent
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Jun 8, 2014 09:49
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JT Jag posted:
drat straight.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:58
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Vavrek posted:
Of course.
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Tomn posted:1. Fa, G, I, O, T: maxhush posted:Then turn and walk out of the tent This, please.
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Jun 8, 2014 10:19
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I have a better set of responses. I think you will like them! Hi, I I come from I have here a message from Your army So what you should do is Turn and walk out of tent, smugly
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Jun 8, 2014 10:25
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Y - I have been sent by the Melachim with a message from El. Two days ago in the village of Ashkalon, on the eve of your triumph, the men of Harmath wantonly slaughtered our fathers favored creation put his shrine to the torch. For this desecration, your victory is forfeit. Those who participated this sacrilege have have been slain. You and your allies will lift the siege of Tadmor, gather your armies and return to your homes. If you do not do this by the setting of the sun hence, great calamity will befall you." I like Maxhush's plan, but no mention of our name. Give the near-exact words, say very little else, and then just turn around and walk out of the tent.
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Jun 8, 2014 10:40
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DHKT Let's not let these guys know who we are today.
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Jun 8, 2014 11:27
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the_steve posted:Might wanna check your coconuts. God damnit Ishamal!!!
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Jun 8, 2014 11:44
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:God damnit Ishamal!!! The next time someone tries to mindread us, we're going to smell coconut milk instead of citrus.
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Jun 8, 2014 11:50
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maxhush posted:Then turn and walk out of the tent This is good, yes. A shame we don't have a mic we could drop - if we were feeling suicidal we could have dropped Saul's sword, though.
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Jun 8, 2014 11:55
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the_steve posted:The next time someone tries to mindread us, we're going to smell coconut milk instead of citrus. I wonder what it is that people see when they try to mindread us. Do they just get an image of citrus trees lazily swaying in the breeze? Or does it somehow just dissuade them from continuing? They must think we're a complete idiot who daydreams about groves of fruit trees 24/7.
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Jun 8, 2014 11:58
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Tomn posted:This is good, yes. Voting we drop Sauls sword as a mic as we turn and exit the stage. It's funny how I'm willing to sacrifice our life for fun poo poo but putting our dog in danger is like oh god dammit no.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:00
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I'm assuming that the survivors from Saul's men already made it back to camp and told everybody about how a giant black man attacked them. If the king knows that, then he may not believe Og if Og acts as if someone else did the deed. That was my reasoning for mentioning that we killed Saul.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:13
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There Bias Two posted:They must think we're a complete idiot who daydreams about groves of fruit trees 24/7. Enkidel: The Jimmy Buffett of Ur. Cheeseburger on Mt. Har Wastin' Away Again in Fruitydrinkville A Cannibal Looks at Forty Why Don't We Get Drunk (And Poop)
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Jun 8, 2014 12:19
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 Vote count is updated through paragon1.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:20
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Sadly, we gave Saul's sword up along with the rest of our weapons. Also, I may be wrong, but I don't think it's all that unique, so most folks probably wouldn't even know who it belonged to. It isn't a Mighty work of art, merely a very good sword, like a man of status might have - and we look crazy-Blooded, so it's probably our sword.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:23
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We gave our weapons to Danal to hold. They don't have it.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:24
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Razakai posted:Y - I have been sent by the Melachim with a message from El. Two days ago in the village of Ashkalon, on the eve of your triumph, the men of Harmath wantonly slaughtered our fathers favored creation put his shrine to the torch. For this desecration, your victory is forfeit. Those who participated this sacrilege have have been slain. You and your allies will lift the siege of Tadmor, gather your armies and return to your homes. If you do not do this by the setting of the sun hence, great calamity will befall you." Backing this. Holy messengers don't mince words and they don't stick around to chitchat (unless they're talking to us, the notoriously curious-to-the-point-of-mental-damage cannibal boy from the sea). Now would've been a really good time to know some badass super stealth to disappear around a corner, though.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:33
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HiHo ChiRho posted:
Changing my vote from B to Fa. Don't let them know who we are!
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Jun 8, 2014 12:34
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Looks like everything but the first section is locked in. Changing vote from
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Jun 8, 2014 12:53
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Also changing from B to Fa.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:58
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y, minus our name.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:53
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Fa G J O T.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:54
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BGIOT
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Jun 8, 2014 14:07
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PRAY TO EL THAT HE MAY GIVE US THE POWER TO SURVIVE THIS TEST. THIS is going to be much more dangerous than the ZVIV.
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Jun 8, 2014 14:19
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Fa -> G -> I -> R + call him out on attempting to mind-read us. Then leave the moment we're done talking.
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Jun 8, 2014 15:04
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Zybourne Clock posted:call him out on attempting to mind-read us. Oh drat. That is a good idea. That king has likely never met anyone who can stop him from reading their mind. Letting him know that we know he tried and failed will put him WAY off balance and further reinforce the concept that we are RIDICULOUSLY blooded.
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Jun 8, 2014 15:19
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I think the fact that he cant read us is more than enough to get that point across without being confrontational, though?
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Jun 8, 2014 15:33
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Neraren posted:I think the fact that he cant read us is more than enough to get that point across without being confrontational, though? Agreed. If anything, I would say if he tries to read us again we should comment on it, but not now - keep it as a trump card to keep him off balance if he doesn't let us walk out right away.
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Jun 8, 2014 15:40
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Instead of just walking out of the tent right away like a spergy loser, we should tell him that he may ask one question. We answer the question with varying degrees of mystery, then leave the tent.
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Jun 8, 2014 15:49
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Razakai posted:Y - I have been sent by the Melachim with a message from El. Two days ago in the village of Ashkalon, on the eve of your triumph, the men of Harmath wantonly slaughtered our fathers favored creation put his shrine to the torch. For this desecration, your victory is forfeit. Those who participated this sacrilege have have been slain. You and your allies will lift the siege of Tadmor, gather your armies and return to your homes. If you do not do this by the setting of the sun hence, great calamity will befall you." This. edit: changed from a numbered vote to plan razakai. FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jun 8, 2014 |
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Jun 8, 2014 16:15
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Razakai posted:Y - I have been sent by the Melachim with a message from El. Two days ago in the village of Ashkalon, on the eve of your triumph, the men of Harmath wantonly slaughtered our fathers favored creation put his shrine to the torch. For this desecration, your victory is forfeit. Those who participated this sacrilege have have been slain. You and your allies will lift the siege of Tadmor, gather your armies and return to your homes. If you do not do this by the setting of the sun hence, great calamity will befall you." This
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Throwing another vote behind Being enigmatic as gently caress and Leaving after we finish
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